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wrote 2 weeks ago: “I felt so bad; I had some cookies in my car that I was going to give to a homeless man but I … more →
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wrote 1 month ago: “You don’t strike me as the trench-coat type.” ~P.Child to new friend, Liz … more →
wrote 1 month ago: Halloween and I have a BEAUTIFUL relationship. Pure bliss. It’s my favorite holiday. FAV.OR.ITE. Wha … more →
wrote 2 months ago: “What? This is what we do on Thursdays.” ~Maren “It’s Thursday night cuddles.” ~Megs “You’re petting … more →
wrote 2 months ago: “I can lose five pounds in a good bowel movement.” ~Markus … more →
wrote 2 months ago: “When you’re in a room full of girls, nobody’s going to hate on you for licking th … more →
wrote 3 months ago: “I’m going to have a crush on every British man that talks to me no matter their looks. … more →
wrote 3 months ago: “I’m inhibited by my short tongue.” “I don’t think I’ve ever scr … more →
wrote 4 months ago: Enter the caption contest now! It’s so exciting isn’t it? Also, I finally posted a little page with … more →
wrote 4 months ago: When I was younger, my emotions had too much control over me and I was just along for the ride. As I … more →
wrote 4 months ago: Saturday morning. I didn’t set my alarm. Why would I need to set one when I only had to be up and re … more →
wrote 5 months ago: “Injured butt muscles are hot! I speak on behalf of all men.” ~Bouncer … more →
wrote 5 months ago: “Get your puffs made so we can go to the driving range.” ~Beth … more →
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wrote 6 months ago: I had an amazing weekend. Amazing. I had an amazing day today. Again, amazing. I don’t want to … more →
wrote 7 months ago: “2008, get a date; 2009, marriage time; 2010, lay a hen.” ~Chelsea … more →