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On the care and feeding of elephants in living rooms

You have to pretend she’s not there, you see
It doesn’t matter that you can see her with your own two eyes
It doesn’t matter when elephant farts waft into your bedroom at night… 702 more words

Poetry

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So my son, who has been obsessed with scarecrows lately, just spent a while outside playing his “stand by the tree and pretend to kick hats” game.   446 more words

Writing

Super Madame

I call it a crown. She calls it a tiara.

Parenting

You’re My Favorite

Parenting has been exceptionally hard this week. In a world where all of us moms are supposed to look like we have it all together, I’m going to just come right out and admit that I don’t. 638 more words

Parenting

Peppa Pig & Long Nights

It’s well past midnight, but technically we’re still on Day 3 of the 100 Day Challenge.

As I’m writing this post, my 21 month old is in my lap watching an episode of Peppa Pig. 214 more words

How is This Going to Work?

How is this going to work?

I don’t know.  I really don’t know.

We had a fun day texting.  Then you get home and call me.   253 more words

Affair

Be a Little Afraid

Donald, a young and fair-haired coworker, reads my blog. Hi Donald. After my recent post about getting caught at the airport covered in Joanie’s diarrhea, he told me that I have scared him away from ever having babies. 546 more words

Motherhood