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Alleged Thieves May Wish They Didn't Try To Rob Someone Outside Convenience Store With Semi-Pro MMA Clerk

KRPC 2 reports that a Houston convenience store clerk, who is also a former Sri Lankan mixed martial arts champion took down a group of men trying to allegedly rob one of this co-workers. 45 more words



I wish I could open this restaurant.

Sport Never Dies But My Willingness To Live Does

Greetings from Glasgow! Hamish here and I’ve managed to sneak in during Dick’s unexplained absence. For the next couple of weeks I will be bringing you all the news you need to know from the Commonwealth Games so sit back and enjoy the Games! 1,628 more words


Misfortune Cookie: “We hope you enjoy your food poisoning. Please come again.”

Fortune Cookies

Misfortune Cookie: “You’ll probably die alone in bed while watching a late-night infomercial.”

Fortune Cookies

What If You Could 'Cast' Washington?

 Not Sure (Sorry, a pun via the movie, Idiocracy), if others have done this before, but as I watched the Sunday morning pundits I had the idea of who I would cast as members of the Cabinet. 143 more words