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Crazy Girlfriend Behavior10 comments

longredcape wrote 5 months ago: In every new relationship, I think every woman should be allowed a small amount of Crazy Girlfriend … more →

Tags: Facebook stalking -- almost never a good idea, I live in a redneck town, this is what happens when you're crazy, I got mad Photoshop skills yo, I am a 12 year old boy, The Lawyer

Outta my way, I've got a life to live11 comments

longredcape wrote 8 months ago: This New York shit has me so irritated I’m ready to throw in the towel. Let me draw up a littl … more →

Tags: a cycle of suck, did we break enough this time?, Fail, getting the hell out of dodge, I blame texting, I can be mean TOO, I *love* my Friends, men make me want to take a cheesegrater to my eyeball, New York

No wonder I make men run screaming in the other direction12 comments

longredcape wrote 10 months ago: I feel like my life is repeating itself. Like I’m walking around in some fucked up circle of S … more →

Tags: a cycle of suck, aren't you glad you're not me right now?, BrownEyes, Bubba Sparxxx was right—it IS gon' get ugly, color me confused, did we break enough this time?, Fail, god hates me, I am a complete and utter moron

I'd love to see my Google Analytics after this one11 comments

longredcape wrote 10 months ago: Topics of discussion on gchat with Andy today: Steve Jobs The Dark Knight Blue balls vs. pooping in … more →

Tags: Andy, could have gone without seeing that, google that shit, I am a 12 year old boy, I am a complete and utter moron, I am a fucking genius, I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., I *love* my Friends, I'm single because I'm crazy

Where to draw the line?14 comments

longredcape wrote 11 months ago: Some of you wanted updates on the NY sketchy past/just effing talk to him about it, you stupid, stup … more →

Tags: BrownEyes, color me confused, Emotions, I hope you have the attention span to get through this, I'm single because I'm crazy, in which I ask for your assistance, New York, Serious stuff, The past...

It's not Thanksgiving until . . . and Twilight12 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: God, is the weekend effing over already? UGH. I am trying to squeeze every last drop out of it that … more →

Tags: Adam, alcoholism: I has it., BrownEyes, could have gone without seeing that, crazy things need to stop happening to me, helloooooo tangent, I am a complete and utter moron, I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., I hope you have the attention span to get through this

My vlog, in which my ta-tas are on prominent display15 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: Happy Vlog Day! I’m going along with the pack of twentysomethings who are posting video blogs … more →

Tags: WTF, I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., the dogs, could have gone without seeing that, I'm single because I'm crazy, Vlogging, Fail

In which I share the pitiful details of my life8 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: So yeah, I was in a bit of a funk on Monday. I think my somber mood had a little to do with the lack … more →

Tags: Andy, BrownEyes, Claire, I blame texting, project runway, scott, selling the house, Single life, SoccerBoy

I has a sad6 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: Got a text from Soccerboy on Thursday afternoon: Well off to go fishing sorry that we did not get up … more →

Tags: Murray, Adam, Single life, BrownEyes, the dogs, Serious stuff, I blame texting, I'm gonna need a strong drink after this one, SoccerBoy

Looking back on year 2414 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: Well, I am now a year older and a year wiser (although, I don’t always feel wise. Most of the … more →

Tags: Adam, Andy, BrownEyes, Claire, I'm gonna need a strong drink after this one, men make me want to take a cheesegrater to my eyeball, Murray, Serious stuff, sex

Random Friday: A Post in Two Acts8 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: ACT I: (Wow, I am cheesy as hell. Referring to this post as if it were a play? PUHthetic.) I got an … more →

Tags: BrownEyes, I can be inappropriate at times. OK--often., I hope you have the attention span to get through this, this is what happens when you're crazy

In the Dog House13 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: Go directly to the dog house. Do not pass go. Do NOT collect two hundred dollars. BrownEyes = FAIL. … more →

Tags: Adam, BrownEyes, I blame texting, men make me want to take a cheesegrater to my eyeball, people are dumb, sex, Single life

My readers are the best11 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: Wow, you guys. Just, wow. I am floored at the feedback/advice y’all gave on my last post. Give … more →

Tags: Andy, BrownEyes, I live in a redneck town, Murray, Serious stuff, Single life, The past...

So much crazy, I can't even keep ahold of it9 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: Y’all, my life is CRAZIFIED. FOR REALSKI. The bitchiness continues, but that’s not the h … more →

Tags: Adam, alcoholism: I has it., BrownEyes, Claire, Glen, I live in a redneck town, sex, Single life, the dogs

Remember, we're all in this alone*6 comments

longredcape wrote 1 year ago: At times when I’m feeling particularly lonely, in lieu of my iPod or a CD, I will listen to th … more →

Tags: Adam, sex, my womanly time makes me extremly horny


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