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The Very Hungover Caterpillar cover reveal!

Some of you may remember that last year Constable & Robinson published We’re Going on a Bar Hunt, a parody of Michael Rosen & Helen Oxenbury’s much loved children’s classic. 196 more words

Hematophagy, Pt. 12

It was a quick drive to the Peppermint Schnapps. I rode in silence, trying to keep my mind on the road and the task at hand, and off the itchy cuts all over my skin, the insect-like hum of the car’s hybrid engine. 234 more words

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Why I Want to Eat David Cameron

(with apologies to JGB)

Ion Chromatography has revealed that the face of David Cameron is rich in umami.

The ears of David Cameron are deliciously crispy when deep-fried and served with flaked sea-salt. 396 more words

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Hematophagy, Pt. 11

I got dressed and put my personal belongings into order, all the while formulating my course of action in my head. The first thing I needed to do was get in touch with the individual that had put me into contact with my current employers. 174 more words

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Hematophagy, Pt. 10

A string of realizations came to me. First, I would not be getting paid. I’d only completed half the job and I’d lost the book before a representative could come and claim it. 245 more words

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African American “Remixology”

According to Adam Banks in his book Digital Griots, one of the key factors that must be addressed in the African American community is the lack of synchronization of “generational texts, narratives, goals, and strategies.” In other words there needs to be an open line of communication between the elders and the young people within this community, and together they need to do a remix of African American culture to be shared with future generations. 363 more words

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Hematophagy, Pt. 9

I began my search by going to my bag and pulling out the small flashlight that I had used the night before. It can be helpful to perform searches with a flashlight, even when natural light or other artificial lighting is available. 354 more words

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