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We’re All Going To DIE!!!

Patrick Scullin wrote 2 months ago: Forget sleeping-- LIVE IT UP! The dirt-nap's coming soon enough, people.     Not to be an alarmi … more →

Tags: Humor, swine flu, death, common household items, Bleach, National Pork Producers Association, Drano, Pig, Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Fresh Disharooni2 comments

Patrick Scullin wrote 2 months ago:   No mo' gettin' whacked-out on the goof!     You hear? John Mayer’s giving up the pot … more →

Tags: reefer, twitter, Slumdog Millionaire, Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer, Pot, Marjane, the goof, Paris Hilton

'Gobsmacked' Woman in Big Demand22 comments

Patrick Scullin wrote 3 months ago:   She can sing, but can she change oil?     Susan Boyle, the 47-year old U.K. singing sensation who … more →

Tags: Humor, Gobsmacked, Gobsmack, gobsmacking, Susan Boyle, Britain's Got Talent, Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden, piers morgan

Royal Scandals, An American Tradition12 comments

Patrick Scullin wrote 3 months ago: The Horrific Act That Shook The Royal World! First Lady Michelle Obama has England all a-titter as a … more →

Tags: Humor, Michelle Obama, Queen Elizabeth II, Grover Cleveland, self-flagellation, Queen Victoria, Gerald Ford, zeppelin, disco sucks

"Is Good Car, Yes?"17 comments

Patrick Scullin wrote 3 months ago:     The younger son, Jack, is in the market for a good used car (his first) and found one on the int … more →

Tags: Rants and Raves, Used Cars, Acura, private seller, Buford, mime, Buying a Car

Over 20,000 Eyes Served5 comments

Patrick Scullin wrote 3 months ago:     I’m happy to report that on March 23, 2009, The Lint Screen had its 10,000th hit, meaning … more →

Tags: Monkeys, The Lint Screen, Mona Lisa, chimps, pirates, shoulder-pearching parrots, Blog Stats, classic TV spot, Swing Time

Pity Poor AIG1 comment

Patrick Scullin wrote 4 months ago: Losing gobs of money has its rewards     Americans own 80% of some company called AIG, which I beli … more →

Tags: Humor, politicians, AiG, Bailout, character, grit, 165-million, AIG fatcats, Assets Instantly Gone

Chasing The Snakes on St. Paddy's Day6 comments

Patrick Scullin wrote 4 months ago:   He chased the snakes, now in honor of him, we chase the blues with green beer.     I got my under … more →

Tags: Rants and Raves, Hubbard, Ohio, Green, Shillelagh, st patrick, St. Patrick's Elementary School, Irish, rebelling

Madoff-Thain Decorating Tussle2 comments

Patrick Scullin wrote 4 months ago:   Madoff Found His Cell Lacking Character, Style and Comfort     Now that 70-year old Bernie Madoff … more →

Tags: Humor, bernie madoff, Chteau Latour Pauillac 1990, john thain, Decorating, Prison, 150 years, Ikea, Craftmatic Adjustable Bed

Blacksmitty Squirrels Discovered10 comments

Patrick Scullin wrote 4 months ago:     I read somewhere “Ask and ye shall receive.” So, I’ve asked just about everyon … more →

Tags: squirrels, Blacksmith, Interwebs, cashmere socks

Hollywood Hubbub5 comments

Patrick Scullin wrote 4 months ago:     Pacific Coast Highway, somewhere in Malibu. I wake up, hydraulic pistons inside my head doing a … more →

Tags: Humor, Brad Pitt, The Oscars, Sean Penn, Mickey Rourke, Danny Boyle, Hugh Jackman, Beyonce, Elton John

Red Carpet Scoopage3 comments

Patrick Scullin wrote 4 months ago:   Penelope Cruz wore eau de mothballs...     Hollywood was stunned, shocked and bedazzled with the m … more →

Tags: Humor, meryl streep, Brad Pitt, Penélope Cruz, Kate Winslet, 2009 academy awards, Red Carpet, Angelina Jolie, Jimmy Choo

Oscar Pix4 comments

Patrick Scullin wrote 4 months ago:     Before the stars begin traipsing down the red carpet, The Lint Screen proudly predicts who will … more →

Tags: Reviews, meryl streep, The Oscars, Sean Penn, Slumdog Millionaire, The Wrestler, "the reader", Kate Winslet, Mickey Rourke

13 Things You Didn't Know About Lincoln6 comments

Patrick Scullin wrote 5 months ago: Were it not for Abraham Lincoln, our sweet 16 president, these United States would not be quite so u … more →

Tags: Humor, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Birthday, lesser known Lincoln facts, Saloon, Lincoln Logs, meloncholia, Mary Lincoln

Bankers Outraged Over Low Pay9 comments

Patrick Scullin wrote 5 months ago:     Financial services executives are livid over legislation that would impose pay limits of a mere … more →

Tags: Humor, Financial services execs, bankers, 500, 000, federal bailout money, double windsor knot

Denny's Hits Grand Slam Traffic Builder7 comments

Patrick Scullin wrote 5 months ago:   This is the cheese that built a better mousetrap...     During the Super Bowl, a rather important … more →

Tags: Humor, Grand Slam Breakfast, pancake hole, nervouse hens, denny's, Lilburn, Bob Thrubottlin

Super Bowl Prediction4 comments

Patrick Scullin wrote 5 months ago:   "It appears a rather important game will be played on Sunday..."     Being somewhat of a … more →

Tags: Super Bowl XLIII, prediction, Pittsburgh Penguins, Ball State Cardinals, Nostradamos Prophecies, Vegas insider lines, Amish, crop rotation techniques

Mannequin Wins Madoff Fonzie Scheme (Pt. 7)

Patrick Scullin wrote 5 months ago:      A despondent Bernard Madoff is reportedly on suicide watch.  He’s been trumped, by a mann … more →

Tags: Humor, Nigerian Prince, potsie, 50 billion, Greek fishing cap, Texas, Madoff Fonzie Scheme, mannequin, lint screen

Madoff Fonzie Scheme Mystery (Pt. 6)1 comment

Patrick Scullin wrote 5 months ago:     A breathless world quickens its pulse due to a lack of oxygen from not breathing properly, a lac … more →

Tags: Humor, bernard madoff, Greek fishing cap, Madoff Fonzie Scheme, Nigeria, Ex-President George W. Bush, t-short cannon, Penguins, Amir “Skip” Mahdi


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