Forget sleeping-- LIVE IT UP! The dirt-nap's coming soon enough, people. Not to be an alarmist, but the four horsemen of the apocalypse are charging on the horizon–– riding evil angry pigs to … more →
The Lint ScreenPatrick Scullin wrote 2 months ago: Forget sleeping-- LIVE IT UP! The dirt-nap's coming soon enough, people. Not to be an alarmi … more →
Patrick Scullin wrote 2 months ago: No mo' gettin' whacked-out on the goof! You hear? John Mayer’s giving up the pot … more →
Patrick Scullin wrote 3 months ago: She can sing, but can she change oil? Susan Boyle, the 47-year old U.K. singing sensation who … more →
Patrick Scullin wrote 3 months ago: The Horrific Act That Shook The Royal World! First Lady Michelle Obama has England all a-titter as a … more →
Patrick Scullin wrote 3 months ago: The younger son, Jack, is in the market for a good used car (his first) and found one on the int … more →
Patrick Scullin wrote 3 months ago: I’m happy to report that on March 23, 2009, The Lint Screen had its 10,000th hit, meaning … more →
Patrick Scullin wrote 4 months ago: Losing gobs of money has its rewards Americans own 80% of some company called AIG, which I beli … more →
Patrick Scullin wrote 4 months ago: He chased the snakes, now in honor of him, we chase the blues with green beer. I got my under … more →
Patrick Scullin wrote 4 months ago: Madoff Found His Cell Lacking Character, Style and Comfort Now that 70-year old Bernie Madoff … more →
Patrick Scullin wrote 4 months ago: I read somewhere “Ask and ye shall receive.” So, I’ve asked just about everyon … more →
Patrick Scullin wrote 4 months ago: Pacific Coast Highway, somewhere in Malibu. I wake up, hydraulic pistons inside my head doing a … more →
Patrick Scullin wrote 4 months ago: Penelope Cruz wore eau de mothballs... Hollywood was stunned, shocked and bedazzled with the m … more →
Patrick Scullin wrote 4 months ago: Before the stars begin traipsing down the red carpet, The Lint Screen proudly predicts who will … more →
Patrick Scullin wrote 5 months ago: Were it not for Abraham Lincoln, our sweet 16 president, these United States would not be quite so u … more →
Patrick Scullin wrote 5 months ago: Financial services executives are livid over legislation that would impose pay limits of a mere … more →
Patrick Scullin wrote 5 months ago: This is the cheese that built a better mousetrap... During the Super Bowl, a rather important … more →
Patrick Scullin wrote 5 months ago: "It appears a rather important game will be played on Sunday..." Being somewhat of a … more →
Patrick Scullin wrote 5 months ago: A despondent Bernard Madoff is reportedly on suicide watch. He’s been trumped, by a mann … more →
Patrick Scullin wrote 5 months ago: A breathless world quickens its pulse due to a lack of oxygen from not breathing properly, a lac … more →