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Introducing the Pageant Mother and Her Brat
Spiderman and his sidekick +++++ We went to a Fall Festival this weekend, where I temporarily lost my mind and entered Patter in a 2-and-younger costume contest. Earlier in the afternoon everyone… more →
Must Be Motherhood
Wales v Scotland
U T Carte wrote 1 week ago: Scotland really are terrible right now. Wales have a load of good young players and i’m not su … more →
Introducing the Pageant Mother and Her Brat
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westwardbound wrote 3 weeks ago: Spiderman and his sidekick +++++ We went to a Fall Festival this weekend, where I temporarily lost m … more →
U-17's
U T Carte wrote 4 weeks ago: Did anyone watch the U-17 World Cup match on sky between Nigeria and Germany? The scoreboard showed … more →
Miejski Klub Sportowy Znicz Pruszków in Poland
U T Carte wrote 4 weeks ago: Possibly the worst away end in football. Or best – depends how you look at it i suppose. … more →
Haunting Me
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Asleep On My Feet wrote 1 month ago: In the darkness A razor whip Flays whisps of truth From memory’s bones Like slithering silk Ci … more →
day 24.
moniquedebose wrote 1 month ago: SATURDAY, 9/26 Day 24. We went out last night to meet up with my brother in law and a couple of his … more →
A week of cupcakes has its rewards
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First, Middle, Last: Is Who You Are Determined by Birth Order?
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westwardbound wrote 2 months ago: [Birth order is] simply a proxy for the actual mechanisms that go on in family dynamics that shape c … more →
One
westwardbound wrote 2 months ago: Yesterday Patter said goodbye to Zoe the black dog and our friends in Maryland. He rode the weird WW … more →
Angry Gents fighting over a joke about coffee
We're Off To See The Buskers
Laurel L. Russwurm wrote 2 months ago: Since I’ve been spending so much time trying to raise Canadian awareness of UBB on stopusageba … more →
Happiness is a blurry cell phone photo
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westwardbound wrote 3 months ago: Horrah for circus pants! Just wait ’til I pair them with the polka dot shirt and stick a jest … more →
Naps. Solving World Problems One Hour at a Time.
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westwardbound wrote 3 months ago: Before. During. After. … more →
Onward and Upward, Organic Yuppie Children!
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westwardbound wrote 3 months ago: Yesterday, Pitter and Patter began school at a brand new Montessori center that just opened in our … more →
Magnetic
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westwardbound wrote 3 months ago: They are arguably more delightful when separate: engaged, friendly, curious. But you can’t kee … more →
Classifieds
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westwardbound wrote 3 months ago: WANTED: Mother who does not arbitrarily decide she will not breastfeed between the hrs of 3 and 4am. … more →
Eleven Months
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westwardbound wrote 3 months ago: His skin remains impossibly soft and his developing voice is honey. Ma-ma. Maaaammm. Hi! He pees thr … more →
This crap was not in the brochure
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westwardbound wrote 3 months ago: Perhaps you have heard? I am a Bad Mommy. Examples: It is fu8king bullsh*t that don’t follow a … more →
My Impure Second Child
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westwardbound wrote 4 months ago: Pitter never drank a drop of formula. It was breastmilk all the way. He ate nothing with added sugar … more →
