Would you rather have your urethra glued shut or your asshole cemented shut?
Let’s break it down. We must first analyze the adhesives presented in this WYR: cement and glue. 507 more words
Recently in Birmingham, AL, 56-year-old Jonny Lee Banks, Jr. and wife, Zelda Banks, filed a lawsuit against Princeton Baptist Medical Center physicians—Drs. Vincent Michael Bivins and Alan Aikens—and their medical groups, claiming to have been scheduled for a routine circumcision procedure, but ended up having his penis amputated without any explanation as to why. 90 more words
It seems that I’m not the only one to has noticed how utterly hilarious the Amherst police blotter can be. The February 2002 issue of… 383 more words