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friend: I got a problem…
Friend: my penis. My problem with the penis. its got a different color.
I’m not sure when I became the person that people come to about weird penis problems…and I’m not sure how I feel about it.
Brilliant rocking song that never received it’s respect. Unfortunately this unofficial video is better then the original version King Missile released. I don’t know if the shot of the guy attaching his detachable penis was needed. Regardless great song. Enjoy
This started last night on twitter.
Amazing how your timeline explodes when you tweet something about a penis.
Don’t judge me, go ahead laugh, I promise I won’t tell anybody.
There are many little joys in the life of a stripper. One of them is being able to see the effect the naked dance has on the man; the dilated pupils, the heavy breathing, the constant need to lick his lips and last but certainly not least, the growing bulge in his trousers. 387 more words