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Neighborly Love-Chapter One

My wife and I had gotten to know our neighbors well over the past year since they moved in next door.  We socialized often, especially on weekends, switching turns hosting  dinner. 630 more words

Penis

Playing the old waiting game...

I’ve drunk a bottle of Pinot Grigio and I’m waiting for my trusty fuck buddy, MrG&T, to come round with weed so we can get high, eat cheese toasties, and watch The Simpsons. 159 more words

Life

Offensive Driving

Sometimes when I’m driving, I get lost in my own little world and forget about the other people on the road. This is not a good thing. 532 more words

I'm Faster Than Any Therapist, So No, I Haven't Gotten Any Counseling

Doodle Bug

We’re nearing that time of year once again when the matriculating members of our society don their thinking caps (or beer helmets in the case of university students) and return to the hallowed halls of their alma wherevers to commence another year of earnest learning (or lessons in how to *just* avoid alcohol poisoning, once again in the case of university students.) So in honour of all the students heading back to school this week and next, I did this doodle-filled mani that looks a bit like the scratchings you’d find in your average school-issued textbook. Just with fewer penises.

Nail Art

Men's Mismeasurements: A Formula for Penis Size Estimation

It’s axiomatic that men lie about the size of their penis.  There are numerous alleged rules that exist to help one discover a man’s true penis size, ranging from using his shoe size, to the distance between the tips of his thumb and forefinger at their most distant points, to simply modifying whatever he tells you to a suitably smaller value.   730 more words

Sex

Echilibru

Cum a facut Doamne-Doamne echilibru in lumea asta!!!

Amuzante

Tete de Poulet

Edo equal onslaught sequel affront

Menage a deux never imbroglio

Do new the thing is odd sui encunt

He sings, “alack, please heed Benvolio!”

 

Fabrique du mal, wrenched upwards blessed red… 81 more words

Poetry