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WOULD YOU RATHER WEDNESDAY

Would you rather have your urethra glued shut or your asshole cemented shut?

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Let’s break it down. We must first analyze the adhesives presented in this WYR: cement and glue. 507 more words

MAN GOES TO HOSPITAL FOR CIRCUMCISION AND LEAVES WITH NO PENIS

Recently in Birmingham, AL, 56-year-old Jonny Lee Banks, Jr. and wife, Zelda Banks, filed a lawsuit against Princeton Baptist Medical Center physicians—Drs. Vincent Michael Bivins and Alan Aikens—and their medical groups, claiming to have been scheduled for a routine circumcision procedure, but ended up having his penis amputated without any explanation as to why. 90 more words

Amherst police blotter made it into Harper’s Magazine in 2002

It seems that I’m not the only one to has noticed how utterly hilarious the Amherst police blotter can be. The February 2002 issue of… 383 more words

Joke time p. 20

The singer Chubby Checker has settled a lawsuit with tech company HP after he accused them of using his trademarked name without permission on their penis-measuring app. 14 more words

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Gay Pride Doesn't Have To Equal Straight Shame

But it all too frequently does.  Take the yahoos in Columbus, Ohio who have been posting fliers around a local park for a “Straight White Guy Festival”…as if straight white guys are some kind of oppressed minority.   656 more words

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