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Lorde Mocked Diplo's 'Tiny Penis' After He Instructed Taylor Swift To Get 'A Booty'

Lorde, the real-life Janis from Mean Girls, is good to her friends. If she notices that Jennifer Lawrence is about to flash a group of 300-pound gorillas holding cameras, she’ll tell her about it, then… 81 more words

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'Your D*ck Is Trash': This Is How You Respond To An Unsolicited Penis Pic

It’s simple, really: Men, do not send pictures of your junk to another man or woman unless they specifically ask for it, or if they’re Geraldo… 85 more words

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I Survived Ebola But Got Oats-Shamed On A One Night Stand

In the words of Eminem, Juvenile, G-Unit, and about 90 other rappers who have returned from somewhere and wrote a song about it, “I’M BAAAAAAACK!” 492 more words

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First Captain's Take on Simon's Penis and His Own: A Leadership Style

Simon’s on his fucking bed like always during study hall. We share the bathroom, and we’re the only people on campus—well, one of the only three people on campus—to have a private bathroom. 262 more words

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VICE - Someone Finally Made A Condom for Your Giant Penis

#bigdickproblems journalism for Vice – read it here

“Nobody feels sympathy for a guy who complains about his big dick, but possessing a monster cock comes with its share of problems.

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Human Genitals May Have Formed In The Same Way As Limbs

There is a strong correlation between the formation of genitals and limbs, the Boston Globe reports, citing a study conducted by researchers from the Harvard Medical School and… 118 more words