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So, I broke my laptop screen while I was really high. I actually knelt on it while my boyfriend and I were busy trying to jump into bed and have really crazy sex. 258 more words


Of cataracts and Gampas

Steve Shoemaker sent this today following cataract surgery.

Verse – cataract surgery

drugs keep you


while tiny



your eyeball

guided by

an all-seeing…

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Size Matters, or If it’s Too Small, You Don’t Have to Do it

When I can get people to engage about sex, it’s a favorite topic of conversation for me. I like to know what people are doing, what’s working and how they got there. 671 more words


Fashion According To Camille

When will I learn, don’t believe everything you hear wondering how old I’ll be when it finally sinks in.

Camille called all a flutter about what she heard happened at the Givenchy show in Paris  this past Friday. 336 more words


The First Day

The first day is the hardest, contrary to penises everywhere. The reason that this blog exists is because its the holidays and I’ve got billions of dollars (Au) because time is money, right? 86 more words

First Day

The Cathy and Derek Chronological Ending - III

I turned my head again to look at the yard sign where I saw Scooter Guy attempting to saddle his scooter having tipped it right side up all by himself …  524 more words