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When I Say No, You Say Yes!
Me: I’m craving a glass of wine, but it’s Sunday, and it’s already 9:45, and I ate all those Reese’s Pieces, and I don’t want to get a stomach ache. Him: Have a glass of … more →
Shampoo Solo
When I Say No, You Say Yes!
shampoosolo wrote 1 year ago: Me: I’m craving a glass of wine, but it’s Sunday, and it’s already 9:45, and I ate … more →
Actual Feedback My Husband Has Left for Sellers on eBay
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shampoosolo wrote 1 year ago: My kitten Mr. Woolensworth loves this item. Thanks again! I wish this item was more circular. I foun … more →
I Have No Doubt I Will Tell My Grandchildren This Story
shampoosolo wrote 1 year ago: I have two creative meetings a day, one in the morning and one in the afternoon; there are two … more →
Needless to Say, I Have Since Called Four People 'Butlers'
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shampoosolo wrote 1 year ago: Me: I wish Jeeves was here to help me with all these bags. Her: Where did the name Jeeves come from? … more →
Why I Kinda Love My Coworkers
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shampoosolo wrote 2 years ago: Just before 2 p.m. the other day, I was in a meeting with a huge group of people, and a random guy w … more →
Our Office, Redesigned
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shampoosolo wrote 2 years ago: We redecorated our home office (nee second bedroom) not too long ago. I wish we had thought to take … more →
Robbing the Cradle Because Incest Is Apparently Best
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shampoosolo wrote 2 years ago: My coworker’s four-year-old daughter is kind of a staple around the office. She’s adorab … more →
Whilst Reading US Weekly
shampoosolo wrote 2 years ago: Me: Look! Brad Pitt and I have the same phone! Scott: Brad Pitt has a pink Juicy Couture Sidekick?! … more →
The Joys of Adulthood
shampoosolo wrote 2 years ago: Me: I’m thinking about getting a Mini-Cooper as a 30th birthday present to myself, and I wante … more →
While Preparing to Go Out on a Saturday Night
shampoosolo wrote 2 years ago: Me: I think I need your help putting on this bra. Scott: Um. OK. What do I do? Me: Smoosh ‘em … more →
Exterior Empanada Joint, 2:45 a.m., Sunday Morning
shampoosolo wrote 2 years ago: Drunk Man With Chip on Shoulder: How dare you close that door in my face! I don’t care how col … more →
