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Wait Here Son.  Daddy Needs a Lap Dance – INDIANAPOLIS -  Do you remember way back to the days when  your old man was young and stupid?  You may have been a bouncing lad, or even a Cub Scout, but it didn’t really matter because he made some foolish decisions.  Like that one time when he got so drunk he drove the car into the garage with no hands, only the door was down and he smashed mommy’s car to pieces.  Or  there was that other time when he ran out on the field durig little league game and yelled at you for striking out on a 3-0 count, then he beat the hell out of the ump  for getting nosey.   Well, that’s nothing.  This guy lost his kid and car, but he did get a lap dance and a few drinks before getting busted.

A Indianapolis man was arrested and spent the night in county lockup after he left his 5-year-old son in a semi-truck while he went inside of a stripper club for a few beers and a private lap dance.  After a few hours of fun he left but was too hammered to remember where he parked, so called the cops and reported the truck stolen.  Afer combing the area  the police found the truck, and a 5 year old boy inside drinking beer and watching pornos. The keys were in the ignition, and the doors were unlocked, and there were nudie mags all over the place.  (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091124/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_father_arrested_strip_club)

For his blantant stupidity he was charged with child neglect and public intoxication charges, then his wife beat the hell out of him after bailing him out.  He also had to paint the living room, snake the septic tank, and walk up and down the front of the trailer park entrance holding a sign that says “I’m a pervert who left his 5 year old son alone in an 18 wheelers while I went in to a stripper bar for a lap dance with a happy ending.”  Nothing like a little trailer park justice for a bad dad with blue balls and a thirst for booze and strippers. Maybe if bought junior a table dance or two there wouldn’t have been any problems, at least not till mommy found out. 

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Some of the MALE MMO players are using a female character while playing on the game. WHY? Here are some information why male or man love female character

1st - Because if you use female character, it is easy for you to get help to others.

2nd - If you use female character, and you are asking for some items in game, they will help you

3rd - You are girl in disguise (gay)

4th - You got a pervert mind. Cause other MMO’s got nude female character

5th - It is easy for you to dress the female character than to male character

6th – Easy to trust

7th – To level up your Girl friend’s account (^_^)

8th – To fool someone and let him fall in love with yah

9th – 100% you are using someone to SCAM their items or account

10th – Most boy’s doesnt want to stare at their male characters ass for a long period of time. so thats why they create a female character  by DogBeating

11th – I usually only make a girl character for an alt just for fun. by Rosato forum.mmosite.com/list.php

12th – You cannot choose gender because game has default gender in every classes

This is base in-game reality. Don’t deny it BOYS! (^_^) It’s true. There are good and bad reasons and for those who are doing this for bad purpose, there is always a feedback! Men, be aware of someone you are helping with.

Do not trust too much unless you know the person in real life. But still, even if you know him/her trusting too much is the worst trait. But, I do trust too. To Lie is not a key to success. To hide identity is not to protect your self, what are you afraid off if you done nothing wrong? besides, you gained nothing upon telling a lie.

Don’t ever give your account information to anyone if you don’t want headache upon getting your items back. Remember, some support section in game will reply after decades

and there are 2 possibilities when asking to get your items back

-you cannot get your items back. Congratulation!

-you can get it after decades (^_____^)

Thank’s for reading, Anyway if you have any add-ON’s I can edit this article. Add-ONs about “what else are the reasong WHY BOYS LOVE TO CREATE FEMALE CHARACTER…

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Hell0 911?  I’d Like the Sex Phone Special with a Happy Ending  and a Tow Truck – TAMPA, FLORIDA – Do you have any wise ass friends who make it a point in their miserable day to screw with somebody?  You know guys like this oh too well.  They’re your buddies who love to make crank phone calls all over the goddamn country at all freaking hours of the night using your cell phone.  One smart ass called and ordered 40 pizzas and had them delivered to the cop who busted you for peeing in the alley behind your house.  Another fool used your phone and downloaded all kinds of porn, only you don’t have the data plan so you got hit with a $1200 bill at the end of the month.  Oh, no.  This guy has them both beat.  He called emergency services on his own phone and got too kinky for the operator’s taste, so she had his ass busted.

A known Tampa pervert was arrested last week for repeatedly calling 911 looking for sex.  He told the officers he was desparate for a piece and a ride, and it was the only number he could dial because his cause broke down AND he was short on pre-paid cell phone minutes. Apparently the man called to the 911 dispatcher and asked if he could come to her house to masturbate in her sock drawer. Investigators say she hung up, but he called back four more times wanting some “Sexy talk for me, yeah baby talk sexy.  Then I want you to talk me through the happy ending.  When you’re done, could you call me a tow truck?”  (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091114/ap_on_fe_st/us911_sex_call)

The perp was nabbed about 15 minutes later at his home late Wednesday and charged with making a false emergency call, perversion with a communication device, and lewd sexual misconduct.  On the way to the weirdo ward he told the arresting narcs that he didn’t think he would get in trouble for trying to get laid  by the dispatcher and having her get a tow truck.  If he would have known that, he could have walked to the store to buy a spank mag, then ran home to enjoy it.

Estos 2 diseños estan gustando muchisimo, a ver si tengo suerte con ellos

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NORTH HILLS, N.Y. (WPIX) – A North Hills cardiologist is adamantly denying charges that he spied on female employees with a hidden camera inside his Manhasset office bathroom.

Vincent Pacienza, 54, pleaded not guilty in court Wednesday to one count of second-degree unlawful surveillance, the charge reportedly handed down by a Nassau County grand jury on Oct. 29.

Pacienza was arrested by Nassau County police last June. He was released Wednesday on $2,500 bail.

Nassau County District Attorney Kathleen Rice said Pacienza installed a video camera hidden inside an air purifier inside one of the bathrooms at Manhasset Cardiovascular and Wellness Center. Authorities said Pacienza shut down the employees-only bathroom after the camera was installed, which forced everyone that worked there to use the bathroom equipped with the camera.

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Ord blir vad vi gör dem till, det är vi som bestämmer vad de ska betyda eller peka på. Populära betydelseglidningar genom tiderna är ’slyna’, med historisk betydelse ‘liten tjej’ och ’snopp’, som egentligen betyder något avklippt. Och att ‘gay’ betyder glad på engelska vet vi ju allihop eller hur? Det finns inget som säger att ord inte kan ha fler, motsägande, betydelser samtidigt. Krona eller kula, till exempel. Japanska har massor av homografer, där betydelsen kommer av intonationen. Vad fel det skulle kunna bli…

I många vetenskapliga artiklar finner man ordet ‘pervasive’, och det är lika roligt varje gång. Jag vet vad det betyder egentligen, men det kan inte hjälpas, Freud-skadan vill att det ska vara något perverst. Den första stavelsen (eller morfemet) pekar ju på att det skulle kunna vara det. En body-slam av ‘pervert’ och ‘persuasive’, där något blev fel på mitten? Pervasive – Sexuellt övertygande, är inte det en roligare översättning än ‘genomträngande’? Även om en ordentlig genomträngning inte är helt fel alla gånger…

This is why the West is losing to islamism.  We let our tolerance go too far.  We allow a fanatic to come to our shores and preach a religion created by a war-mongering, pedophilic illiterate, a religion that preaches hate, murder, domination, submission to islam with the only alternative being death, yet if we were to go to a muslim country and preach a TRUE religion of peace, they would not tolerate us for an instant.  We would be imprisoned, and in many cases stoned or executed in some other way.

Qaddafi to Italian Women: Convert

November 16, 2009 – 2:42 PM | by: Greg Burke

I Want a Justice System to Protect ME, not the Perverts 

Dear Honourable Judge Low,

YUP! Used the same image episode from episode 1 for episode 6, whatever, I’m liking it even though there are tons of other images out now for Kämpfer. You may be wondering why I went from reviewing episode 1 to just skipping ahead to 6, right? well… I dunno really, didn’t think too many episodes in this series were worth reviewing, going over, very much like Railgun sadly which I thought would be awesome but is turning into a complete flop(I don’t know what else to say…) The screenshots taken from the Sweet Lovely anime blog~! as usual…

Mikoto jumps off the building she’s standing on and attacks Natsuru. She destroys a water tank sending all of the water spewing out, Mikoto after finished her first attack says that during her worldwide travels she’s practiced her fighting skills.

SUMMARY

At the start of the episode our main charcater Natsuru begins to daydream about kissing Sakura(the lesbian), and having some sort of romantic moment,while hes really kissing Shizuku, but he wakes up and it turns out to be a dream. While he’s up(bullying his little tiger messenger)he smells curry coming from his kitchen.He looks outside and a girl is suddenly knocking on his room’s door.He turns around and finds his childhood friend ,Mikoto, who has made breakfast for him…

and is naked, well except for an apron, HADAKA APRON!!!XD 

 Natsuru asks how she got here in the first place but Mikoto completely ignores his question and just mentions that she has now returned. And shementions that she came about 2 days ago,she didn’t see Natsuru at school so she decided to come to his house.But Natsuru asks how she actually got inside his house, she picked the lock, its essential for any archeologist…

Censorship…

 And Natsuru tells her to do something about her clothes since they’re”embarassing”

Mikoto thought Natsuru would like this.

Natsuru has had enough so he takes off his shirt, and then Mikoto’s apron falls to the floor.And the scene cuts off to Mikoto and Natsuru who are both waiting for a bus.Mikoto begins to talk to Natsuru as Akane stands behind a light pole and watches the two talk in jealousy. UH-OH…

Mikoto notices Akane glaring at them and Akane walks over to the two of them.Mikoto “introduces” herself to Akane, but when Natsuru tells Mikoto Akane’s name they both realize they know each other, they used to live in the neighborhood and were also good friends. However Mikoto mentions that her and Natsuru have been friends since they were little(which in the harem world puts her ahead of Akane…), and that they ate breakfast together this morning, leaving Akane shocked.

So Akane really does like(want) Natsuru.

Akane says that she doesn’t fell good and heads off to school by herself. Mikoto asks Natsuru is Akanes girlfriend which he of course tells her no, and then she asks if she’s the girlfriend of the female Natsuru(LOL). Mikoto asks Natsuru next if he still has a crush on Sakura(the lesbian), but like most boys his age when he gets asked that question, he says “mind your own buissness. Mikoto begins to confront(?) Natsuru but his Kämpfer bracelet being to glow and he runs off before he can transform in his female form. But Mikoto looks inside of a bag she has, it turns out she’s got a messenger(like Natsuru’s, Akane’s, Shizuka’s) inside of it.

Natsuru while in “his” female form arrives to school and finds a group of “his” followers, who are all girls… Natsuru asks the group of girls what’s going on, they grab “her” shoulders. It turns out that it is the second day of the cultural festival, and Natsuru’s class is doing a maid cafe, which involves “her” dressing up as well.

And it turns out that “her” costume has the shortest skirt…

There are no guys in the cafe, it turns out that the only people lusting(and looking) at Natsuru are the girls… and it turns out that from the previous beauty contest that Natsuru-san is the most popular of all the girls. Natsuru goes to serve the first person and it turns out that it’s one of his friends(so there was A guy).

The guy eventually leaves after drinking the “coffee” and the VIP guest madam(Shizuku) arrives. Shizuku is here to see her maid, and it turns out that she paid the other girls running the cafe just to see Natsuru.

Shizuku takes a seat and Natsuru recommends that she order the “coffee”, but one of the other maids arrives with black tea instead.Natsuru tells shizuku to just take her time, but Shizuku insists that Natsuru sit down next to her. While sitting down Shizuku tells Natsuru that the new Kämpfer will be arriving soon(wonder who that could be…). Shizuku interrupts Natsuru and another person arrives to see Natsuru, Sakura(the lesbian).

Click for a larger image of them wearing their maid costumes~! sorry can’t find a swimsuit one, but I’ll make one soon!

Outside the cafe there is a LONG line where people are waiting JUST to see Natsuru,Shizuku, and Sakura sit together…since they are the 3 “beauties” of the school.

Sakura-san begins to compliment everything Natsuru-san does, acting like a complete suck-up. Sakura tells Natsuru that she’s perfect and she asks Shizuku if she agrees. Shizuku says she looks perfect, but would look even better in a magican’s costume or something. Shizuku begins to mention things that would make Natsuru-san cooler, mainly things that she already has and is already able to do, teasing/hinting at Natsuru’s abitlities.Shizuku tells Sakura to comand Natsuru to do anything she wants her to, since Natsuru is a maid. Sakura thinks hard about what she wants Natsuru to do, and Shizuku insists that Sakura command Natsuru to kiss her.Sakura say she’s fines with a kiss, that is if Natsuru is. Sakura get’s ready to kiss, but Natsuru asks if it’s okay if they did something else.

Sakura(happily) decides that instead of a kiss the two could go out together for the rest of the day.

They go out(for the day) and enjoy the festival. One of Sakura’s friends across the room calls her over and Sakura goes off to say hi to her. While waiting for Sakura Natsuru notices a girl looking at her from across the hall. Sakura comes back out and wants to go into a haunted house attraction that’s open at the festival. When they enter the “haunted house” they find that it’s pretty dark inside, scared, Sakura grabs Natsuru’s hand and tells her not to let go. While they’re looking around a tool or something comes out of nowhere almost hitting Sakura, however she doesn’t notice. more objects come flying out of nowhere and Natsuru manages to dodge them all. Natsuru attack the person who’s throwing things at the two knocking the person out for a while, as the person falls Natsuru notices that the person is a Kämpfer and has a red bracelet instead of blue(blue means it’s an ally while red indicates an enemy). The person runs away and Natsuru leaves Sakura alone in the haunted house. While chasing the “person” they jump out of a window and Natsuru follows behind. it turns out that the Kämpfer is actually Mikoto (*GASP*) and has now figured out that (female) Natsuru is a Kämpfer (I’m assuming Mikoto doesn’t know Female and Male Natsuru are the person).

Natsuru tries to tell her to not fight, but Mikoto tells her to just ,SHUT-UP! and MIkoto says that she Never like her in the first place and want’s her to die(that’s cruel…). While she begins her second attack Mikoto says the Natsuru is full of herself, having all of the boys and girls fall in love with her, even Natsuru(male). Right when she splits a tree that Natsuru is in front of in half Akane (comes to the rescue~!) saves Natsuru before it’s too late. Akane points her gun at Mikoto ready to shoot and say that “I’m the only one allowed to kill this stupid faggot!” which leads to Mikoto comenting on Akanes foul mouth(after Akane called her bitch and a fuck…), and then Akane says (about her language) that it’s not as ugly as (Mikoto’s) your face! The two begin to fight and Natsuru interrupts them by shooting fire in the middle of their battle. Shizuku shows up and traps Mikoto using her chains. She shows Mikoto her red bracelet and Mikoto asks if they’re supposed to be allies.

Shizuku tells both Natsuru and Akane to both transform back, and Akane says… “Damn. Fuck you, you snobby-ass bitch!(LOL). but Natsuru is confused and doesn’t knowhow to transform back. Natsuru yells at her bracelet to change back, it glows, and there goes…his male form…in a maid costume…(change back please!!!!)

Shocked,Mikoto faints.

It’s the end of the day and Mikoto brings out her Messenger dog-like-thing, Choking Stray Dog (whose voice by Mamiko Noto oddly…)who introduces itself. And Akane comments on the Messenger’s voice saying it’s “Soothing, Just like Mamiko Noto’s”… Shizuku mentions that Natsuru has forgotten something.

Natsuru begins to apologize to Sakura, who is upset that Natsuru let go of her hand(yuri~!). Natsuru says that “she’ll” make up for it, and will do anything Sakura wants her to. So Sakura says that she wants Natsuru to come over to her house.

THOUGHTS

So it seems as though there trying to get back to the main story, as opposed to episodes 3-5 which focused mostly on yuri, especially episode 3. The story in this series though is a bit of a problem as it seems to move to fast or rush through things. The first two episodes seemed so rushed in terms of story, two new Kämpfers are shown in those episodes, and there a fights in both. I wish it would take some more time explaining and going through things as opposed to rushing. And things are getting to be a bit to predictable at this point. They kept mentioning another Kämpfer over and over in this episode and it was very obvious who would end up being, Mikoto. Mainly since they’d already foreshadowed it in the end of the last episode or so and the start of this episode.And it seems as thought tha fanservice at the start wa just thrown in to try and get people to buy DVDS or something, a marketing strategy(?), and they didn’t really give Mikoto a proper introduction in my opinion(Similar to Nmph’s in Sora no Otoshimono)and just rushed her intro to get to the fanservice. However if there’s one thing that’s saving the show (for me) it’s female Natsuru, and Akane’s dirty mouth(hence why I threw in some of her lines). And the humor isn’t good her either, it’s just cheap references to seiyuu which most of the time aren’t even funny, like the one in this episode, but there are some funny moments, just not laugh out louds.

And speaking of a decline in quality, the art sure is jumping around in terms of its quality, one episode it looks fine, next it looks like crap, this episode looked OKAY, but it seems as though the next one will be the next crap one. And the battles aren’t getting any better either, they’re just stale, nothing really going on but a bunch of talking, and the animation really isn’t helping out much either.

The series was enjoyable at the start but now it’s quality(if it had any to start with) is declining, almost to the point where there is almost nothing good about it. And the fanservice, what fanservice? if there was just a slight bit more fanservice it would all be good, but sadly it’s not, however there’s plenty of yuri to be found here, just not all that fanservicey.

Was there anything really good about this episode? hmmm not really, nothing but Akanes foul mouth really. As for the story, there’s nothing for me to talk about here honestly.

So not too good of an episode really, I’ll probably continue to watch, and hopefully things get better, which seems unlikely, it’s very mixed here…

I’m curious about the manga, so I think I may give it a try. But I sure do hope the new Negima chapter is out by now…

NEXT EPISODE PREVIEW

OH! Whod’ve thought, the next episode has even more yuri.

You know how you have to fill out these little captcha thingies when you are trying to post something on facebook so they know you are not a spammer? Well, if you don’t, then take my word for it.

So here I am posting something and the words that come up are ‘pervert investi-’ which I am taking is the knickname for pervert investigation.

Uh oh. Did the vagina couch go to far? I mean, what the hell, I have posted about National Penis Day and the true meaning of Steely Dan before. But those were penis related. Could the va-jay-jay cross over the line and force the internet police to investigate a crazy old hag who has the nerve to list herself as a mom and family blogger?

Nah, just a coincidence.

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We were sitting at a Subway just off the Athens, Tennessee exit on I-75 North.

I was enjoying a $5 Footlong, buffalo chicken this time, rather than the usual Spicy Italian. Travis was having the same, and Joe was eating the Spicy Italian.

We were just three travelers on our way home from the Atlanta airport. This was the final “automobiles” phase in our “planes, trains, and automobiles—and buses” tour of the East Coast, from New York to Knoxville in a day.

I look out the window and see a young Caucasian male bent forward at the waist, running awkwardly back to the Pontiac sedan still idling.

The car tears out of the parking lot.

I take another bite.

Travis is talking to the middle-aged woman at the next table. Listening to their conversation, I realize that I’ve missed something.

“What happened?” I asked.

Travis and the woman take turns telling the story.

The guy I saw scuttling back to the car had run up to the window, pulled down his pants and underwear, and pressed his genitals against the glass. The problem was that he came in too fast on his approach and smashed his testicles. In effect, he junk-punched himself with a plate glass window.

What I had seen was a man who had just set on fire one of the major nerve centers in his body because he wanted to play exhibitionist on a Monday night doubled over in pain as he returned to his getaway car.

A total of five customers and two employees were present in the restaurant. Only two of them saw what happened, and only one of those, Travis, saw the teenager’s mistake.

The woman at the next table said, “You know what we call that? A pervert.”

The only evidence was a foggy smudge on the window.

Joke’s on you, Mister Backfiring-Public-Exposure-Aching-Groin-Idiot.

A pedophile’s arrest in Central Russia has turned into a political scandal. A major Communist party member has been detained with what police call a “nightmare”, with the number of alleged victims exceeding 100.

A number of Russian news agencies report the 50-plus-year-old teacher Yury Babkin was caught last week at his place, while allegedly attempting to pervert an 8-year-old boy.

Volgograd region’s chief of police, Aleksandr Kravchenko, says investigators found more than 300 VHS tapes and around 100 different digital carriers containing child erotica and pornography, including those in whiche Babkin was “starring”, as well as the pervert’s diaries.

“This is a nightmare, a real tragedy,” said Kravchenko after examining some of them.

An investigation found Babkin had been having sex with boys from 8 years and older for the last 10 years, with the number of his victims counting in triple digits. Alongside with his “freak hobby”, for the last 25 years, Babkin has been teaching ethics and family life psychology at school, though he was neither married nor had children. On top of this, he was organizing backpacking trips for his students, which turned troublesome for some of them.

Babkin explains his appetite for children by his “addiction to high erotica and the beauty of a childish body”. He even shared this “beauty” with Internet users.

The story has, meanwhile, got another twist. Until recently, Yury Babkin had been a high member of the region’s Communist party. But even though has been no legal judgment on the issue yet, the Volgograd communists have decided to exclude Babkin from the party.

”I was shocked and very much disappointed about it,” says State Duma deputy and Volgograd regional Communist party head Alevtina Aparina. “This is an inhuman occurrence, no matter which party Babkin belonged to. This is a tragedy common to all of us and this moral crisis concerns everyone,” she added.

According to Russian law, Babkin is now facing up to 15 years behind bars. He will be officially charged soon.

source: http://www.russiatoday.com/Top_News/2009-10-12/pedophile-communist-caught-red.html

A very simple question/poll, Do you like fanservice in your anime? Like panty shots, mizugi(swimsuits), etc. etc. vote now!

It’s also kind of a slow day in the world of anime today… no real interesting articles on ANN or Sankaku Com. But isn’t it always normally that way on Mondays…?

Another one of Hitt’s peeping tom books; this one is written with much more confidence and grace than The Peeper and Peeping Tom. The prose is so smooth that I have a feeling the editorial hand was involved here — such as when a female character refers to sex as “having relationships.”  I don’t see ol’ Orrie using that term himself.

Was this one edited by Elaine Williams (ala Sloane Britain) like Hired Lover, The Cheaters, and Two of a Kind?  Possibly. The pub. date is 1962 — there was a two year gap between books that Hitt did for Midwood; maybe he was too busy providing titles for Kozy and Chariot, and of course Beacon, his prodigal home.

Joe Black, apparently telling Orrie Hitt the story of his peeper urges in a bar somewhere, runs a gas station in Clinton, NY (a town that appears frequently in the Hittverse); he has taken the business over from his elderly father, who has married a young woman, Linda, who happened to have broken Joe in to the world of sex when he was a teenager…

Linda is a bad one — and Joe’s father knows why the girl married him: for the security of money.  The old man made some good investments, and the gas station — the only one that offers credit in Clinton — turns a tidy profit.

Like the narrators in the previous two peeper books, Joe Black knows he has a problem and he desires to conquer his need to prowl and peep.  He has an obsession with red-headed women, like the first one he peeped on as a teenager…so when a young gal named Mille Link, having inherited money, pops into town with her sports car, his urge sparks up even greater, and he keeps having fantasies about her.  (She is the “link” to his past and his urges — the red hair and that first peeped girl…)

Hoping to quell the sexual urge of the eye, Joe marries a girl named Sally a week after dating her — she thinks it’s a whirlwind romance meant to be, he just wants a woman there for his needs. But he finds she’s not enough, and she finds that the marriage was a mistake.

And then there is Linda, his step-mother, and her sister Alice, both vixens…he gives in to Linda, but passes on Alice’s advances in favor of spying on her via her boarding house window.

And then Linda catches him…she has something to hold over him…she knows.

Linda is a masochist.  When she’s with Joe, she says, “Rape me.”  She likes it rough. This is the first I’ve come actoss Orrie dealing with an S/M relationship:

It was a wild nght for both of us that I didn’t care to remember the next morning. We got drunk, both of us, hitting each other, yet we were drawn together with the violence of combat troops in a war. In the gray dawn, I could see hr puffed lips., the ugly red mark where I had struck her. I could feel the torture of my own body where she had bitten me repeatedly.

“Once more,” she begged.

“You’re a slut.”

“And you’re a pervert.” Her swollwn red lips met mine. “Hurt me again, Joe.”

I did.

Hard enough to make her scream. (pp. 146-7)

Now is that any way to treat one’s step-mother who is only four years older than you?

Joe hates her, so hurting her comes easy, but he is frightened by this inner demon, just as he’s frightened by his need to peep.

I am starting to wonder about Hitt’s obsession with older men marying younger women as it appears again and again.  Sure, it’s James M. Cain territory but Hitt focuses on it too much and he seems to loathe it, and it’s often a narrator’s father who weds the young ladies, or the the woman is the protagonist’s lover and they plot a murder.

Did Hitt’s missing father marry a younger woman, leaving him and his mother to fend for themselves?

Who knows.

Why psychoanlyze a writer?  Much can be said for Hitt’s alter egos all being over six feet tall and 190 lbs, or womanizers, or peeping toms — itt being a portly 5′5″, married with 4 kids, at home all day writing and happy about it all with his iced coffee and cigarettes and beer.

Even “Kay Adams” was disappointed to find out “Orrie Hitt” was not a tall handome man in his 30s.

I digress…

There are several sub-plots going on in Unnatural Urge:

1. Joe’s father dies in a mysterious hunting accident.  The old man likes to get drunk and hunt crows.  One day while hunting he comes across a photographer taking nude photos of a young woman (another Hitt obsession and common theme).  Then he is found dead, apparently his shotgun accidentally went off and he crawled under a barbed-wire fence, blowing half his head off.  But Joe doesm’t buy it; his father was an experienced hunter, drunk of not, and would never be that careless with his shot-gun.  Joe susopects foul play and while the sttae troopers dub it an accuidental death, Joe starts doing his own investigating, using his peeper skills…was it the photoagher and the model?  Did they kill is dad so he wouldn’t turn them in?  Or was it…

2. His step-mother informs Joe she is pregnant.  He thinks she did it on purpose to snare him.  She wants him to divorce Sally…first the father, now the son…

3. One of Joe’s employees has a wife, Helen, who has a lesbian thing for Linda’s sister, Alice…Joe even witnesses the two women go at it in bed as he peeps on them.  But Alice doesn’t want to be in a dyke relationship and stabs  Helen…

Joe goes to see a psychiatrist of some sort in the next town, using an alias, to help “cure” him of his peeper urges.  The doctor seems to cofnuse him all the more, giving him a Rosarch test and psychoanalyzing his childhood…

No happy endings in this one.  Joe drugs Linda and takes her, unconscious to an abortionist, while his peepering goes off the handle…he is betrayed by his wife, Sally, and ultimately Linda too…who needs a happy ending with all this dark stuff going on in Clinton, NY?

On the Hitt Scale, this is a 9.2.  Recommended.

I like Fridays, because they are so short.
However, I dislike Fridays because they are toooo short, so I am left with 12 hours of nothing to do…
My feeling for going out these evenings have come to a halt, there is really nothing to do.

Me and a coouple of friends went and at a japanese restaurant in town today, Nagano.
It was very scrumptious, we sat at a ‘no shoes’ table and had a very good time together chilling and chattin^^

I bought some new sketchbooks today cuz they had a sale at a bookstore in town, and I also baought a new nice pen ^^
I love pens, and each time I go into a bookstore I always go for the pens and try them out.
Because I am an artist, just give me a pen and paper and I will create a peice of art, or atleast sit occupied for a couple of hours just doodling for fun…
-These sketch books were funny though, dunno why they chose such a cover…?
My friend and I are considering to attend a Croqui class sometime soon, hehe!
I have always wanted to try it out, draw some hot girl but from what I have seen it is always some sort of either big hairy fat guy or a ugly skinny faghag bitch or fatass bitch…

Found this really ugly piece of girl clothes shit…
I mean seriously, I have seen worse, but this freaks me out!
Personally, I think this dress looks like one big fucked up mutant pussy!
-Does anybody agree with me?

I dont even wanto mention what I think Red SlushPuppy looks like…okay, what the fuck…It totally looks like mangled and mushed up pussy…
Im not that sick but I can imagine thats what it looks like, along with a fuck load of blood…

-Lucky Red SlushPuppy tastes wonderful!

This picture was taken over a year ago in Gothenburg, I actually miss that place now still.
I was out this night with my friend Inzy, and Stockholm really is booring, if you are not going to go somewhere whether it be the cinema or a club, there is really nothing to do…Just a load of boring streets.
In Gothenburg there are long lanes and stuff, a nice waterfront and also Liseberg very locally…
I cant help myself to think about witch bitch over there though…she still ruins that nice town for me :/

PUSSY!