petrol-and-shit &laquo; WordPress.com Tag Feed http://en.wordpress.com/tag/petrol-and-shit/ Feed of posts on WordPress.com tagged "petrol-and-shit" Thu, 23 May 2013 17:43:38 +0000 http://en.wordpress.com/tags/ en <![CDATA[I've Cum to a Petrol Station]]> http://worldspoorpessimist.wordpress.com/2012/04/03/ive-cum-to-a-petrol-station/ Tue, 03 Apr 2012 05:24:33 +0000 Mat_Kav http://worldspoorpessimist.wordpress.com/2012/04/03/ive-cum-to-a-petrol-station/ Yeah I spelt it like sex cum. I got told sex means more views.

So I don’t have this problem because I don’t have a car or a motorbike or any shit that needs petrol. Or fucking diesel.

Everybody is fucking moaning about high petrol prices and how they can’t afford to fucking drive anywhere. In fact I know people who will drive shitloads of miles further to save an extra penny on fuel. Oh yeah because spending £31 is better than fuckin’ £31.30 or whatever they would have spent if they didn’t drive 10 extra miles.

BP Would be so much better...

When I give someone that much money, I'm used to cumming.

So that’s what annoys me, like I give a shit if you moan about the high prices. To be honest, if I had a car I’d have a wank when I fill up. Because for the kind of money it costs I’m used to having a prostitute do unspeakable things to me. But those people who will drive out of their way to save barely enough to buy a fuckin’ Mars Bar can just… sigh… I dunno… I mean unless they need to do it to have the money for a Mars Bar…

Fuck it, that’ll do…

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