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Does this image need sharpening?

Another Perspective Photography — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 01:58:49 +0000

Am I living In A Crappy Sci-Fi Flick, Or An Onion Article?

sarahjanelives — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 22:00:38 +0000

So I was minding my own business, watching the Savannah Wrens beat each other up over the best worms just under my window, and across my newsfeed comes this:

Ukraine Trains Dolphins With Friggin Pistols On Their Heads

Okay, super. Sounds awesome. I have seen articles and commentary on marine mammal training programs before. Usually it was something along the lines of specialized dolphins to save drowning swimmers, though. It was inevitable for someone, somewhere, to think to themselves “You know what would make this program really great? Let’s arm them and teach them to kill swimmers!” It is, after all, the next logical step. Pain in the ass sinkers. Removal is much easier than retrieval.

So I got mildly interested and began idly Googling animal warfare training. The first thing I clicked on was this:

Soviet Killer Dolphins On The Loose In The Black Sea

Okay. Holy shit? A bit more browsing through links, and then:

Good News! Heavily Armed Killer Dolphins Are Not Out To Get You. Yet.

Well, good to know. Apparently the program is quite real, though, which makes me think that the guys who came up with this gem of an idea have never visited the Southern USA. If they had grown up around Bubba Jo, Cletus, and Randy the redneck’s Neo-Nazi KKK laden gun culture we have down here, they might have thought twice before arming the animal world and training it to come after us. Seriously, guys? Have you even looked around at humanity lately? Let’s turn Locutus the dolphin loose with lasers and armaments. That’ll turn out swell.

So long and thanks for all the fish, my ass. Catch me going near the water.

Holiday Pic

sayreciprocity — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 00:30:32 +0000

Using photoshop to recreate bad photo cliches is my sort of fun.

Fafa's Photoshop Tutorial: THIS IS SO AWESOME!

sayreciprocity — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 19:15:28 +0000

I wish I could teach class like that. I’m jealous that I can’t. Because this is awesom

And Over Here, Some Happy Little Spartans........

sarahjanelives — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 02:14:02 +0000

When I saw this, I thought to my self "Aww....just another Bob Ross meme...........HOLY. SHIT. Well I'll be taking THAT face to bed tonight, and the dreams won't be pretty."

Wow. Kudos to the artist on this one. That’s the first time Bob Ross ever made me almost wet myself.

Oh Timmy....

Rachael Black — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 02:13:53 +0000

Wish I had Photoshopped this, but found it with no credit. Damn. Better get back to work on those graphics…

~The Twisted Yet Always Amusingly Thoughtless Miss R

Grades done, but the fun continues

sayreciprocity — Mon, 23 May 2011 06:53:15 +0000

So, I am very sad that I won’t be seeing my cool cat students for a while…some just til

Ill-Conceived Breakfast Cereals

Kuder — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 19:25:24 +0000

Valentine's Day Humor

karenjoslin — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 06:00:18 +0000

I’ve run across a couple of funny bits of Valentine’s Day humor in the past few days tha

Weekly Links- Articles, Images, Video and More! (1/22)

GirlGoneGeekBlog — Sat, 22 Jan 2011 15:10:59 +0000

Articles:

Banksy’s Identity for Sale on eBay via Geek0System

Nintendo 3DS New York Press Conference (via Otakus and Geeks)

Angry Birds the Animated Series Coming Soon! (via GeekoSystem)

3DS graphics review (via GamesRadar)

Top Five Movie Heroines: The Guys of BabbleOn 5 Weigh In (via Girls Are Geeks)

Man Hospitalized after playing real life Frogger via Geeks Are Sexy

Anne Hathaway will play Catwoman in Nolan’s next Batman film via Gaming Angels

Images (and more):

C is for Chewie via Art Break

God Save the Queen (or Princess) via veryarthurdentofme.tumblr.com

Stormtrooper in Detention via Geeks are Sexy

Throne of Games via Meme-Meme Tumblr

Best skin care cream of all time!!! via 9GAG

Geeky Scarves via Geeks are Sexy

Cool Gas Mask Ring via Manillusion

X-Men Family Tree via Topless Robot

Videos:

Metal Gear Solid Art Guy Yoji Shinkawa Paints Solid Snake Live via GeekoStystem

3 Minutes of Awesomeness via Geeks are Sexy

Starship: Acid Drive via Geeks are Sexy

More Inappropriate Children's Books

Kuder — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:12:18 +0000

I recently submitted some designs for some Inappropriate Children’s Books to a popular comedy site. They ended up choosing two of them for inclusion in their final list, but I thought that some of the others that had been rejected were too good to never be seen. What follows are the rejects.

I’m ready for the hate mail. Be gentle.

Photoshop humor

Carla — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 00:24:49 +0000

The above holiday picture was actually what I turned in as a Digital Imaging/photoshop class assignment a few years ago. It fits my rather odd sense of humor, actually the class seemed to like it, too. My grade? I got an “A.” LOL!

Happy Halloween to you all! Hugs, Carla