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The depths of self-loathing

I have done it again. I have committed to do something and then at the first bump in the road, I’ll off track.

You know what it feels like.  462 more words


The Fat Spy

PLOT (spoiler alert!!!):

A mostly-deserted island, which is believed to be the home to the fountain of youth, is off the coast of Florida. The island gets some visitors in the form of a teenage boy band, “the Wild Ones”, and their gang of swimsuit-clad young people, who head there in a crowded powerboat ostensibly for a scavenger hunt. 991 more words

Movie Reviews

The Phyllis Diller royalty check

“How about an April 1 publication date?” Larry, my editor/publisher, said referring to my book: “Beyond the Spotlight: On the Road with Phyllis Diller.”

“Sure,” I said, not realizing the significance of that day. 594 more words

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Phyllis 'n Roses (not a gun in sight ...)

“Here, let me show you a trick,” Phyllis said as she took the flagging rosebuds from my hand. This was only a few weeks after I’d started working for her and we were backstage in her dressing room at the Riviera Hotel in Las Vegas. 497 more words

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Clean Windows &Young Kids

Cleaning your house

while your kids are still growing

is like shoveling the walk

before it stops snowing.

–Phyllis Diller

The same could be said of washing windows, in my opinion. 308 more words

Hints For The Home

Monday Quotes - April 7, 2014

I hope this Monday brings you lots of smiles.  As I was searching for this week’s Monday Quote I wanted something a little different, and then I came across this quote by Phyllis Diller.  50 more words

Lynne St. James

Phyllis Diller

Another one of my comic reliefs. Enjoy!
“The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter”.
Mark Twain

Live, love, honor… 6 more words