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How Not to Pick Up a Woman on the Street

Hipster-Dude in oversized military green jacket, short pony-tail and 2 days worth of stubble approaches harried woman legging it to Zara before closing time.

“Excuse me, do you speak English?” he asks. 239 more words

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Smooth Operator

So I think I want to start a regular post featuring some of the pick up lines I get on OkCupid. They’ll either be ones I thought were weird, hilarious, or just plain horrible. 69 more words

Talking About Rodents......

As you all know I still moderate comments, not because my ex might comment as Norma Rockwell again (that still makes me chuckle, really, when you think about it they are a good source of comedic material. 431 more words

Lady Witha Truck

Kool and Katchy Usernames

Listed below are thirty fun and creative usernames. Some of the names listed are gender specific and others are gender neutral.  The goal when choosing a username is to select one word that tells your potential mate something about yourself that is worth remembering. 36 more words

Online Dating

In defense of the good ole boy.

The mysterious creature that is the Southern gentleman will never cease to baffle and intrigue me.

The following interaction occurred in the jewelry and leather crafts aisle of my local Hobby Lobby. 410 more words

You Suck! Dumping Your Online Date

Many say that the hardest part of online dating is telling the interested party that you are not a good match for them.  Some say that after bonding with a person and then finding out they do not fit in your life plans, makes it even more difficult to tell them to hit the road. 523 more words

Online Dating