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hey baby. Wanna fold sweaters together.

I get a lot of off the wall emails. Some creepy, some gross, some sweet but misguided, and sometimes I get one that is so WTF that it makes me belly laugh for 5 min solid. 75 more words

Why Don't You Come Over To My Table and I Can Feed You Some Of My.........

Dear Men of LA:

If a woman is having dinner with a man do not go up to her while they are eating and try to pick her up.   137 more words

Humor

Men don't smile all day. Why should we?

 Estimated reading time: 1 minute, 35 seconds. Contains 317 words

After an SMH and eye roll worthy experience I took to Facebook and asked:

Men: Does it usually “work” when the first words you say to a woman are – “Why you look so mean?

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Dangerous Words

10 Male Pickup Lines That Just Aren't Going To Work

The dating world is an interesting place, fraught with average Joe’s trying desperately to stand out from the crowd and drop that one line that will also serve to make some panties drop. 1,125 more words

When your wine does the talking

You know those times when you come home and suddenly that bottle of wine on your counter starts talking to you?

No? Just me?

This afternoon, I left work early to go to the Seattle Cider Summit. 429 more words

How Pad Mashes Tinder

What is “Tinder”?

Basically, its a superficial dating app that brings out the insecure, the whores, and the lonely. You “match” with a person if you click “like” on their picture(s). 1,038 more words

Tinder

PART OF MY LOVE STORY...

To me, since childhood, love was JUST A FANTASY, and an obsession people had that was not real!.

When I joined High School, this view was totally over hauled. 757 more words

Inspiration And Motivation