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Come on baby, text me up16 comments

Blondie wrote 1 day ago: Texting, texting, texting! I’m a texter, I’ll admit. Me and every other person under 60 … more →

Tags: Blondie, He Did WHAT?!, Just Embarassing, dates that never happened, desperate attempt, i didn't meet him online, lameness, online dudes, Texting

Pickup lines

serenedreams wrote 1 week ago: The best pick-up line I have ever heard was when I was in Paris.  My friends and I was looking aroun … more →

Tags: Travel, Paris, sacre-coeur

Why don't you have a boyfriend?

Megan wrote 2 weeks ago: You know what I hate. Hate. Hate. Hate. Hate? It’s when people say: Why don’t you have a … more →

Tags: bad pick up lines, irks me, Swamp Monster

Seduction in 12 Lyrical Steps

worsethandeadly wrote 4 weeks ago: People like Akon straight-up throw their cards on the table with lines like wanna jump up in my Lamb … more →

Tags: Seduction, Mystery, pickup-artist, pitbull, Akon, Clubbing

Halloween Pick Up Lines

thegoldenboysaga wrote 4 weeks ago: It’s almost that time of the year and all the single guys out there must be prepared with thei … more →

Tags: Funny Read, Halloween

Not Till a Hot January

Ms. M wrote 1 month ago: You know what I find ridiculously irritating? Or possibly just remarkably silly, depending on my moo … more →

Tags: Backstreet Boy, debutante, Meg Hofer, why are you single

Funny pick-up lines by super famous icons

jimdelgado1958 wrote 1 month ago: Pickup Lines Of 10 Historical Figures by Conor McKeon on October 06, 2009   … more →

Tags: Funny, pick up lines, Funny thing...., LOL

Across the Room Predictions18 comments

Blondie wrote 1 month ago: Ok, so CJ and I went on a date a while ago. I say date because we did date-like things. We first wen … more →

Tags: Blondie, failed pickups, Just Embarassing, Creep, Creeps, Dates, disaster, Douchebags, Drinks

iphone and itouch apparently lead to isexism1 comment

philososaurus wrote 1 month ago: Oh crimey. We knew someone would fuck up the brilliance that is the itouch/iphone app ability. I did … more →

Tags: Feminism, Noteworthy, News, WTF, Pepsi, misogyny, dumbfucks, isexism

Ambushed in produce14 comments

CJ wrote 1 month ago: PART 2 OF 2: CJ’s supermarket woes I love grocery stores. No seriously. I have a weird fixatio … more →

Tags: Indecent Proposal, He Did WHAT?!, failed pickups, Single life, CJ, Singleness, Grocery Store, i didn't meet him online, hit on

Disaster in Aisle 25 comments

Blondie wrote 1 month ago: PART 1 of 2. CJ will finish the series tomorrow. The grocery store. The most fail safe pickup place … more →

Tags: Indecent Proposal, He Did WHAT?!, boldly going, Blondie, Dating, Grocery Store, bold guys, Boldness, persistent propositioner

Overheard: Toilet Ale4 comments

John - UConn wrote 1 month ago: Week after week (after week after week…), CollegeCandy and our pal John bring you some of the weirde … more →

Tags: haha, Beer, College, College Life, Conversations, Crime, Delivery, Funny Conversations, Nutmeg

Dawg

MidgetViking wrote 1 month ago: Shouted from across the road: “Do ya want another dawg?” “Pardon?” “Do … more →

Tags: Linguistics, Twitterings

Your pickup line is a letdown 2: Electric Boogaloo2 comments

librarianlyssa wrote 2 months ago: Previously on “Your pickup line is a letdown…. Thanks for coming back for another round. … more →

Tags: local color, Just Lyssa, Social commentary, bar, Nightlife, Electric Boogaloo, Size Matters, Television, TV

Top 10 Signs You Should Get a New Job... Top 10 Pickup Lines For Accountants3 comments

FRESHisBACK wrote 2 months ago: I had to write some Top 10 jokes for a project I’m working on (entitled, “leaving financ … more →

Tags: careers, Accountant Jokes, Accountants, Accounting, Accounting Jokes, career jokes, enron, Excel, Healthcare

Worst Wine Country Pickup Lines1 comment

overheardinwinecountry wrote 2 months ago: “My credit score is 750.” Sexy. … more →

Tags: overheard in wine country, Credit Score

Pickup Lines.7 comments

Frankelstache wrote 2 months ago: Such a wonderful invention. Here are some of my favorites - For international hunters: “So, re … more →

Tags: Lists, Humor, Random, Men, Social Norms, writing, sex, Jews, Women

The Ten Worst Pickup Lines1 comment

lust4the1ulove wrote 2 months ago: “Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven” Yes, most of us, if not all, were burdened at l … more →

Tags: Advice/Tips/Stories, Lust Cosmetics, Worst Pickup lines, Dating Advice For Men, Dating Advice For Women

really cheesy pickup lines

Christina wrote 3 months ago: 1. I’ve got my library card and im checking you out. 2.If I could rearrange thealphabet Id put … more →

Tags: Fun


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