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Are You Single?

Yep, I was asked tonight!

You’d think I was being hit on by a gentleman caller. I’d even love to say that I was asked by an eligible ( 350 more words


Recent field reports (weekend out)

Friday 12.12.2014 Whole night out  24:00 – 03:30 (writing 15.12)  

I Wake up at 22:50 to my wing calling wassup, we had planned on meeting at 22:30 at the center, luckily he isn’t alone there so I didn’t  completely flake him. 1,553 more words


So I just learned about Teespring.com - So I thought I'd try it???

My storefront is @ https://teespring.com/stores/espudo

If everything goes well, I’ll be releasing new shirts periodically.  The “I Love Your Mom” shirts will be made available through my websites down the road. 71 more words


Friday 28.11.2014

I roll up to the center at 21:00 to see a friend, we go and eat at mcdonalds. After that I chode around for many hours not approaching until at 23:00 or something we go inside the club. 885 more words


The Magic Words

We get letters, man.

Boy, howdy,
do we…..

Do we?

Oh yes, I guess we do.

Like this one:

Dear Mister Muscleheaded:

I know you’re a big ole stud muffin, and absolutely irresistible to women, so you should be able to answer this question. 710 more words

How Not to Pick Up a Woman on the Street

Hipster-Dude in oversized military green jacket, short pony-tail and 2 days worth of stubble approaches harried woman legging it to Zara before closing time.

“Excuse me, do you speak English?” he asks. 239 more words


Smooth Operator

So I think I want to start a regular post featuring some of the pick up lines I get on OkCupid. They’ll either be ones I thought were weird, hilarious, or just plain horrible. 69 more words