2 days, 6 hours
Just in time for Halloween, try them out for yourself!
3 days, 6 hours
The Bee Sneeze
“Hi, my name’s Melissa and I think you’re a very attractive man. Not that I want to take you to bed or anything; I just thought you should know.” 209 more words
3 days, 9 hours
OMG, I just thought of a cheesy pickup line!
Guy: Hey, you know what?
Gal: No, what?
Guy: You remind of water!
Gal (CONFUSED): How’s that?
Guy: You make me wet!
4 days, 7 hours
A journey to success
I have been going out Friday Saturday, and just really choding it out with my pickup friends not really approaching except like 2-5 girls per night. 1,551 more words
Clever… Haven’t heard that one since about middle school.
Adventures In Dating ~ Salt Lake City
I get a lot of off the wall emails. Some creepy, some gross, some sweet but misguided, and sometimes I get one that is so WTF that it makes me belly laugh for 5 min solid. 75 more words