5) The Man Who Came to Dinner “I guess you are sort of attractive, in a corn-fed sort of way. You can’t find yourself a poor girl falling for you if – well, if you threw in a set of dishes,” Maggie in… more →
funny pick up linesBlondie wrote 1 day ago: Texting, texting, texting! I’m a texter, I’ll admit. Me and every other person under 60 … more →
serenedreams wrote 1 week ago: The best pick-up line I have ever heard was when I was in Paris. My friends and I was looking aroun … more →
Megan wrote 2 weeks ago: You know what I hate. Hate. Hate. Hate. Hate? It’s when people say: Why don’t you have a … more →
worsethandeadly wrote 4 weeks ago: People like Akon straight-up throw their cards on the table with lines like wanna jump up in my Lamb … more →
thegoldenboysaga wrote 4 weeks ago: It’s almost that time of the year and all the single guys out there must be prepared with thei … more →
Ms. M wrote 1 month ago: You know what I find ridiculously irritating? Or possibly just remarkably silly, depending on my moo … more →
jimdelgado1958 wrote 1 month ago: Pickup Lines Of 10 Historical Figures by Conor McKeon on October 06, 2009 … more →
Blondie wrote 1 month ago: Ok, so CJ and I went on a date a while ago. I say date because we did date-like things. We first wen … more →
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CJ wrote 1 month ago: PART 2 OF 2: CJ’s supermarket woes I love grocery stores. No seriously. I have a weird fixatio … more →
Blondie wrote 1 month ago: PART 1 of 2. CJ will finish the series tomorrow. The grocery store. The most fail safe pickup place … more →
John - UConn wrote 1 month ago: Week after week (after week after week…), CollegeCandy and our pal John bring you some of the weirde … more →
MidgetViking wrote 1 month ago: Shouted from across the road: “Do ya want another dawg?” “Pardon?” “Do … more →
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