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A Christmas Story (Sea of Love)

tokyopolice wrote 11 months ago: It was raining again. The water had begun to get icy cold and I suspected it would be freezing over … more →

Tags: Giant Squid, Aqua-People, gargoyles, Fish, clown fish, puffer fish, All Kinds of Fish

The Bridge to Nowhere

tokyopolice wrote 11 months ago: I stand here, lonely and unloved. I am so thoroughly implanted in the country I love, yet so imperfe … more →

Tags: Barely-Covered-Up-Political-Satire

Plastic Soup

tokyopolice wrote 11 months ago: All the bankers rise from their shoulder-deep graves, smoking their cigarettes Letting every particl … more →

Tags: Nympho-Necropheliacs, Graves, cesspool, turles

HOLY SHIT, A BIG FUCKING BEAR!

tokyopolice wrote 11 months ago: My baby didn’t want any of this. There it stood before us; a goliath of shit-your-pants fear. I was … more →

Tags: Bear, Roman Candle, Wife, obscenities, Atom Bomb, Shit, Fuck

You Are What You Eat

tokyopolice wrote 11 months ago: I couldn’t help but smile at her eerie glow from the streetlight above. “It’s the carrot … more →

Tags: Clowns, Greens, Big Brother, Julie Chan, chemsitry, Iron Maiden, teletubbies

Halloween

tokyopolice wrote 1 year ago: The all-too real streets of sludge and slime caressed the thin soles of my shoes as I started slowly … more →

The Phonebook Manifesto2 comments

tokyopolice wrote 1 year ago: Part I The party has ceased and I’m all alone. Sitting at a dining room table on the Mira Rive … more →

Tags: Drunken Scribbles, 1-800 Phone Numbers

Those Damn Hippies!

tokyopolice wrote 1 year ago: Those damn hippies! They’ve got their pot and their pot and their pot! They can’t keep t … more →

Tags: Bad, Marijuana, Hippies, Shootings, Terminally Ill Cancer Patients

Ah! Ooga Booga!

tokyopolice wrote 1 year ago: Ah! Ooga booga! Look at dat big bad black boy! He’s running around your country! He’s co … more →

Tags: Ah, Ooga Booga, Patrionizing Politics, The Politics of Fear, The politics of hope, realpolitik, Ron Paulitics, He's Too Tallitics, Welcome to the Mallitics

The Life Czar

tokyopolice wrote 1 year ago: My cosmic vibrations were a bit too much for her. I was always knocking over coffee cups and scaring … more →

Tags: Cold War, Abstract Words, Blogs Using the Letter 'E', Blogs About Tommy, Pall Malls


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