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It's The Itsy Bitsy Spider en Espanol, Stupido!
La araña pequeñita STUPID!, subió, subió, Vino la FUC*ING! y se la llevó. Salió el sol y todo lo STUPID!. Y la araña pequeñita subió, STUPID!, subió. I’m thrilled to report that daily Spanish le… more →
Must Be Motherhood
It's The Itsy Bitsy Spider en Espanol, Stupido!
westwardbound wrote 17 hours ago: La araña pequeñita STUPID!, subió, subió, Vino la FUC*ING! y se la llevó. Salió el sol y todo lo STU … more →
Dear Santa
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westwardbound wrote 3 weeks ago: I am writing to tell you that you may need to skip our house this year. Pitter’s regular naugh … more →
Introducing the Pageant Mother and Her Brat
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westwardbound wrote 1 month ago: Spiderman and his sidekick +++++ We went to a Fall Festival this weekend, where I temporarily lost m … more →
Empty House
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westwardbound wrote 1 month ago: I pull into the garage after half an hour of driving. Patter is fast asleep in his car seat. In the … more →
The Pitter School of Misheard Lyrics
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westwardbound wrote 2 months ago: Pitter, guess where Daddy is RIGHT NOW? Where? Where did he fly yesterday? To Boston! Yep. And he … more →
I think I have officially arrived as a mother
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westwardbound wrote 2 months ago: These days, most conversations with Pitter begin like this: Mommy? Yes. Mommy? Mommy? Yes. Yes. Momm … more →
First, Middle, Last: Is Who You Are Determined by Birth Order?
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westwardbound wrote 2 months ago: [Birth order is] simply a proxy for the actual mechanisms that go on in family dynamics that shape c … more →
Your cherry has been pitted...
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loft965 wrote 3 months ago: Oh, how this age of laziness has turned many a-profit. Yes, this little thing will pit your cherry f … more →
Conversations with 3 year olds
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westwardbound wrote 3 months ago: Me: Hey, listen. This is important. Do you see that on the fence? Pitter: Yes! Me: It’s a wasp … more →
Onward and Upward, Organic Yuppie Children!
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westwardbound wrote 3 months ago: Yesterday, Pitter and Patter began school at a brand new Montessori center that just opened in our … more →
Magnetic
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westwardbound wrote 3 months ago: They are arguably more delightful when separate: engaged, friendly, curious. But you can’t kee … more →
This crap was not in the brochure
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westwardbound wrote 4 months ago: Perhaps you have heard? I am a Bad Mommy. Examples: It is fu8king bullsh*t that don’t follow a … more →
My Impure Second Child
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westwardbound wrote 4 months ago: Pitter never drank a drop of formula. It was breastmilk all the way. He ate nothing with added sugar … more →
Ah, they grow up so quickly
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westwardbound wrote 4 months ago: Pitter looks like a 4 year old, and he’ll tell you he’s 9, but he’s just turned 3. … more →
Father's Day Photo: The Outtakes
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westwardbound wrote 5 months ago: Clap clap! Achtung! Okay, boys: I’m going to take a quick picture of you together to surprise … more →
Days Without Safety Incident: 0
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westwardbound wrote 5 months ago: Yesterday at 4 pm Patter sliced the base of his thumb on the lip of a soda can. A soda can I allowed … more →
Dear Pitter:
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westwardbound wrote 5 months ago: The red dinosaur bowl is dirty. Using the green dinosaur bowl for your cereal instead will kill you … more →
My First Cry: It Was a Joyful Noise
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westwardbound wrote 5 months ago: One Two Three! Happy Birthday, Pitter. Rock on! … more →
Further Proof that We Are Insane Parents
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westwardbound wrote 6 months ago: I just ordered this drum set for Pitter’s upcoming 3rd birthday. I figure if he insists on … more →
