This one got completely severed!
by Meg Scanlon
I stayed at a hotel recently that offered “free hot breakfast”. The fare was the normal stuff: corn flakes and rice krispies, fruit slightly past its prime but not so much they couldn’t serve it, the waffle station with the waffle iron that only works half the time and at a quarter of the speed it should, English muffins and bagels, eggs and bacon, both of which were offered in colors other than naturally occurring. 210 more words