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Jack vs. Henry
He: Hey… The Tudors are starting on Mnet tonight in place of 24. Me: So I’ve heard. Could be interesting to watch. He: I dunno. Action vs drama. Jack Bauer tortured and killed at least 7 people per ep… more →
Riding The Slipstream
Ignoring Reality
cracker666 wrote 2 weeks ago: So the PSA wants to lump taxpayers with a $10 million bill because they reckon the Courts staff get … more →
Welcome to North Korea, Shareholders!
cracker666 wrote 1 month ago: I’m finally pleased to see I’m not alone in thinking that Vector, PGG WrongWrightson, an … more →
Tui Ad #1
cracker666 wrote 1 month ago: From Granny Herald: “Hawke’s Bay will hold their breath for 24 hours after putting one f … more →
Isn't It Funny...
cracker666 wrote 1 month ago: …how one can fight against poor customer service and feel like the front line troops in Europe … more →
Rugby's Fan Hits Out at Shit Stirrer
theorangenz wrote 9 months ago: In a reversal of the time honoured tradition, instead of the shit hitting the fan, a rugby fan has h … more →
Variations on a theme
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kyknoord wrote 10 months ago: A long, long time ago, I can still remember how that music used to make me smile – which is pr … more →
It's Soccer Not Football!!!!
theorangenz wrote 10 months ago: Revisionists of any flavour get my goat (whatever that means) every time. There seems to be a moveme … more →
Bill Gates laughs up his sleeve about the iPhone
davebirss wrote 1 year ago: So Apple launched the new iPhone today. But things didn’t quite go as smoothly as they hoped. … more →
Dating Tips For Plonkers VIII: The Sorry Saga Rolls On
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cecilie wrote 1 year ago: This is not really a dating tip but an updating. All right, it’s a tip. When you’ve been … more →
Jack vs. Henry
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chitty wrote 2 years ago: He: Hey… The Tudors are starting on Mnet tonight in place of 24. Me: So I’ve heard. Could be interes … more →
The cryptic office conversation
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chitty wrote 2 years ago: He (serious): Are you all set for this afternoon’s big meeting? I don’t have to tell you just how im … more →
Fish in a barrel
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chitty wrote 2 years ago: Being the miserable sod that I am, I am quite happy to bring someone down to my misery level, especi … more →
Proving the point on male/female dynamics?
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chitty wrote 2 years ago: In the line at the cafeteria… Girl: I’m reading a very interesting book on male/female sexuali … more →
Is nothing sacred anymore?
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chitty wrote 2 years ago: I grabbed a pile of dust, and holding it up, foolishly asked for as many birthdays as the grains of … more →
Can you help this man? (Please don't)
Chris Gaskell wrote 2 years ago: Some buy books, some ask piers – some will just ask us all! Click the image to have a look at … more →
A small incident
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chitty wrote 2 years ago: It does not happen every day that you feel the need to (or even want to) use the punchline from a la … more →
Call me Bubble Boy!
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chitty wrote 2 years ago: On my way home from work last night, I made a quick stop at the grocery store to buy a few dairy pro … more →
International Society for the Anally Retentive at Work (ISARW)
plonkersatwork wrote 2 years ago: International Society for the Anally Retentive at Work (ISARW) What do you think… eh. Why rest … more →
Divine intervention
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chitty wrote 2 years ago: (Overheard at the office) Guy1: Dude, thanks for saving my arse this morning. I don’t know what I wo … more →
