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Examining Kid Rock's Common Sense Ideas

jamesgreenejr wrote 17 hours ago: Hey, did you know Sarah Palin wrote a book? I feel this issue has been very underreported in the mai … more →

Tags: Hollywood, Music, Shout-outs, Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp, Kid Rock is the new Thomas Paine, midnight glances at the topless dancers, Sarah Palin wrote a book?, Sherman Hemsley's podcast

Haikus About Ex-Girlfriends

jamesgreenejr wrote 3 days ago: Birthday joy ruined biography of RuPaul all you got me? Damn. Diet pills and booze watching you turn … more →

Tags: Adventures, Complaints, Haikus, Music, shit that can't be real yet somehow is, Shout-outs, ex-girlfriends, half-assed poetry, I totally know Bob Barker can I get your number?

Selected Titles From The Box Of VHS Porn My Roommate Keeps In The Living Room

jamesgreenejr wrote 4 days ago: Pump Action No Director Credited Starring: Beau Beaumont, Cody Vance, Hurt Rogers 1997 Notes: Cody V … more →

Tags: Adventures, Hollywood, shit that can't be real yet somehow is, Shout-outs, Tales From My Youth, Fire Island Cruising, "Naughty Girls Need Lovin' Too", box of VHS porn in the living room, Chi Chi La Rue

Top [X] Albums of [Arbitrary Time Period]3 comments

paganwandererlu wrote 6 days ago: In keeping with the spirit of the times. Here is a speedily knocked together list of the albums rele … more →

Tags: Music

Images I Personally Find More Offensive Than "The Assassination Of Dimebag Darrell"

jamesgreenejr wrote 1 week ago: View “The Assassination of Dimebag Darrell” here. … more →

Tags: Hollywood, shit that can't be real yet somehow is, Music, Complaints, "The Assassination Of Dimebag Darrell", Jack Nicholson's totally rockin' tits, Jack Nicholson's totally awesome bewbage, Santa Claus Lane, severe dog abuse

Unsolicited Mini-Reviews Of Films I Have Recently Watched Part 526

jamesgreenejr wrote 1 week ago: Step Brothers: It’s great to see the dad from Bill & Ted working again (the bald one). Com … more →

Tags: Hollywood, Unsolicited Reviews, Shout-outs, Bill & Ted 3: Bill & Ted Get Perms, Sam Rockwell's on the moon, Chuck Berry is such a diva, let's talk and talk and talk and talk about movies

Stuff White People Like To Complain About

jamesgreenejr wrote 2 weeks ago: 1. Weezer – White people immediately latched on to the rock band Weezer when they first appear … more →

Tags: Complaints, Hollywood, Music, Shout-outs, vicious lies, 30 Rock, Arsenio Hall, Bill Clinton murdered Vince Foster, HURRICANE BEAR

Gore Vidal Just Dropped So Many Amazing Quotes My Head Exploded

jamesgreenejr wrote 3 weeks ago: In this interview with The Atlantic. To wit: “[Obama] should say to the country, ‘The Re … more →

Tags: Complaints, Hollywood, shit that can't be real yet somehow is, Shout-outs, Errol Flynn's hairless legs, Gore Vidal FTW, JFK's deplorable presidency, Ted Kennedy's nothing legacy, we'll all die in the next epidemic

Halloween Costume Concepts For 2009

jamesgreenejr wrote 1 month ago: 1. Cut out a picture of Farrah Fawcett’s head from a magazine and tape it to your knees. Next, … more →

Tags: Hollywood, The boob tube, Halloween costume concepts, Jon Gosselin's kids, Lady Gaga, mj.ff, Sarah Palin goin' rogue

This Is Serious Horror Business

jamesgreenejr wrote 1 month ago: Hey, you should read this article I wrote in defense of the Misfits’ Famous Monsters. Snippet: … more →

Tags: Adventures, Complaints, Music, shit that can't be real yet somehow is, Shout-outs, Danzig techno album, Lodi NJ ZZZZZ, Michale Graves FTW, Misfits links

Spooky JG2Land Reruns

jamesgreenejr wrote 1 month ago: Well, here it is October 13th, and I can barely muster up the thinnest sliver of enthusiasm for Hall … more →

Tags: Adventures, Complaints, Hollywood, Music, Shout-outs, Tales From My Youth, Dees, dwaynes, freaky links

Seven Ridiculous-Ass Sequels Hollywood Almost Foisted Upon Us1 comment

jamesgreenejr wrote 1 month ago: or “I Have Fully Accepted The Fact That List-Based Journalism Is More Popular Than God.” … more →

Tags: Complaints, Hollywood, shit that can't be real yet somehow is, Shout-outs, back to the future 4, Batman Triumphant would have triumphantly sucked, Black Beetlejuice, Bo Derek is fuckin' crazy, Jurassic Park 4

Two For Tuesday

jamesgreenejr wrote 1 month ago: In case you missed it yesterday, here’s my picks for the greatest and best songs of the centur … more →

Tags: Music, Shout-outs

Casting The Kanye West MTV Freak-Out Movie I Just Wrote The Script For

jamesgreenejr wrote 1 month ago: This hastily-assembled shit is going to be amazing. Let’s go back in time a month and make it … more →

Tags: Adventures, Hollywood, Music, Shout-outs, The boob tube, vicious lies, Delta Burke as Katy Perry, I'm-a let you finish, Joe Jackson looks like a Muppet

"Jeff Gordon Is A Robot Built By Yankees To Infiltrate Our Great Southern Sport Of NASCAR."

jamesgreenejr wrote 1 month ago: Do you love hilarious and crazy quotes like that? Then you’re going to love JG2 INTERVIEWS MOJ … more →

Tags: Music, shit that can't be real yet somehow is, Shout-outs, ain't afraid of nothin' except Hitler and snakes, crazy psycho hillbilly, Elvis is like Hitler in so many ways, isn't 10 albums enough?, Michael J. Fox did not invent rock n' roll, Mojo Nixon

Unsolicited Mini-Reviews Of LP Record Albums That Have Recently Crossed My Path

jamesgreenejr wrote 2 months ago: DJ Screw – Codeine Fiend This guy was apparently a big deal in the underground a decade ago. H … more →

Tags: Music, shit that can't be real yet somehow is, Unsolicited Reviews, 8-bit Weezer, Demolition Hammer, dj screw, drummers who have died from Globefish poisoning, Nashville Pussy, pound some Polk County cooch

Boob Cruising In The Mall

jamesgreenejr wrote 2 months ago: …and other search engine terms people have used to get here this week that could also double a … more →

Tags: Music, shit that can't be real yet somehow is, The boob tube, The Simpsons, Awesome band names, lousy band names, wacky search engine terms, where's my sammich?, you ruined high school for me

Opinions Are Like Assholes (They Taste Great)

jamesgreenejr wrote 3 months ago: Note to Michael Moore: you need to develop a shtick beyond “personally confronts humorless, ly … more →

Tags: Complaints, Hollywood, Music, shit that can't be real yet somehow is, Shout-outs, vicious lies, "Funny People" takes place in 2003, asinine music journalism, giant MJ robot

Ten Embarrassing Incidents Involving Baseball Mascots 3 comments

jamesgreenejr wrote 3 months ago: Here’s yet another piece I wrote for someone else that ended up on the cutting room floor. As … more →

Tags: shit that can't be real yet somehow is, Shout-outs, Baseball, Crazy Crab, general admission, Mascots, Phillie Phanatic, pirate parrot, Ribbie & Roobarb


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