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MYFO Takes Sidney Crosby Out Bar-Hopping For His 21st Birthday

Just in case you haven’t flipped your NHL-approved calendar, today is Sidney Crosby’s 21st birthday. Given that MYFO is by far the most friendly (and funniest, and best, and most outrageo… more →

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MYFO Takes Sidney Crosby Out Bar-Hopping For His 21st Birthday — 17 comments

Weed Against Speed wrote 11 months ago: Just in case you haven’t flipped your NHL-approved calendar, today is Sidney Crosby’s 2 … more →

Tags: Penguins, Bad Idea Jeans, Sidney Crosby is Our Savior, MYFO Gang, Happy Birthday!, MYFO Field Trip, A MYFO Editor Collaboration

Do You Believe in Probable Outcomes? YES!!!! — 6 comments

Hextall454 wrote 1 year ago: And just like that, your intrepid MYFO editors step away from their keyboards, take a deep breath, … more →

Tags: red wings, Gary Bettman sucks, MYFO Gang, Playoffs, The NHL Playoffs are like Hockey Christmas

MYFO Liveblog: Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Finals — 4 comments

ReasonableDoubt wrote 1 year ago: If you think I’m going to use that goddamned overtime cat again, you’re nuts. That was … more →

Tags: Penguins, red wings, Reasonable Doubt, Gary Bettman sucks, Not necessarily funny, Liveblogging, Brett Favre Never Dealt with this Shit, Playoffs, The NHL Playoffs are like Hockey Christmas

See You on the Fairway: Pittsburgh Edition — 13 comments

Hextall454 wrote 1 year ago: Not every team in the playoffs gets to hoist the Stanley Cup. Try as they may, 29 teams will end th … more →

Tags: Penguins, Hextall454, Please excuse our lack of material, See You On The Fairway, funnier six hours ago

MYFO Liveblog: Do or Die - Game 5

ReasonableDoubt wrote 1 year ago: Here we go again, kiddies. Tonight, once again, the MYFO Crew will gather for another liveblog for … more →

Tags: Penguins, red wings, Reasonable Doubt, Gary Bettman sucks, Liveblogging, Brett Favre Never Dealt with this Shit, The NHL Playoffs are like Hockey Christmas, NBC, LIVE BLOG!

Hockey Jesus Tells it Like it Is — 3 comments

Hextall454 wrote 1 year ago: In the New Testament, Jesus Christ often chose to speak in parables.  Figuring that anything He said … more →

Tags: Penguins, Hextall454, Sidney Crosby is Our Savior, Max Talbot

A Look Ahead Into Marc-Andre Fleury's Contract Negotiations This Summer — 4 comments

Dan Hopper wrote 1 year ago: FLEURY’S AGENT: I believe my client has demonstrated time and time again that, at the young a … more →

Tags: Hopper, Playoffs, Marc-Andre Fleury

You, Me and Marc-Andre Fleury — 2 comments

lenoceur wrote 1 year ago: It was a tough holiday weekend for the Penguins and goaltender Marc-Andre Fleury. Two games in Detr … more →

Tags: Penguins, LeNoceur, Playoffs, This will all end in tears, Marc-Andre Fleury, I'm not the only closet Milli Vanilli fan, Blame it on the Rain

MYFO Liveblog: Stanley Cup Finals Game 1 — 1 comment

ReasonableDoubt wrote 1 year ago: Hey cats and kittens, here is the link for the liveblog tonight. Feel free to follow along and … more →

Tags: Penguins, red wings, Lord Stanley's Cup, Gary Bettman sucks, WHAT A GREAT IDEA, Not necessarily funny, What the fuck were you thinking?, MYFO Gang, This won't end well

BOMBSTACHE Needs Your Help — 6 comments

Weed Against Speed wrote 1 year ago: Hello, friends. You may remember me from those Christian Children’s Fund commercials- those t … more →

Tags: Penguins, Weed Against Speed, Lazy column ideas, Guerrilla Blogging, Wrong Wrong Wrong, Sidney Crosby is Our Savior, This won't end well, bad facial hair, BOMBSTACHE

Jonathan Davis Would Like To Have A Word With You About Sidney Crosby's Facial Hair — 14 comments

Weed Against Speed wrote 1 year ago: A lot of comments have been made and plenty of ridicule has been heaped upon the Chosen One regardi … more →

Tags: Penguins, Weed Against Speed, Nightmare Fuel, Lazy column ideas, Guerrilla Blogging, Sidney Crosby is Our Savior, Jonathan Davis, bad facial hair, BOMBSTACHE

Ask Dr. Doubt: Pittsburgh and Detroit in the finals? Go Meteor! — 4 comments

ReasonableDoubt wrote 1 year ago: It’s time for Ask Dr. Doubt, with your host, Dr. Doubt. If you have questions for Ask Dr. Do … more →

Tags: Penguins, red wings, Reasonable Doubt, Gary Bettman sucks, Please excuse our lack of material, Ask Dr. Doubt, The NHL Playoffs are like Hockey Christmas

I have some complaints — 3 comments

ReasonableDoubt wrote 1 year ago: You flightless tuxedo-wearing birds. I saw March of the Penguins. It sucked. Farce of the Penguins … more →

Tags: Rangers, Penguins, Reasonable Doubt, Gary Bettman sucks, Not necessarily funny, Sidney Crosby is Our Savior, sean avery, Jetlag and tension headaches make RD...something someth

The Marian Hossa Trade Has Been An Abject Failure For The Penguins — 5 comments

Weed Against Speed wrote 1 year ago: Since acquiring Marian Hossa from the Atlanta Thrashers in a trade on February 26th, the Penguins h … more →

Tags: Penguins, Weed Against Speed, Trades, Marian Hossa, Pascal Dupuis, Shakira Told Me Statistics Don't Lie

Kris Beech: The Pope of Pittsburgh — 4 comments

lenoceur wrote 1 year ago: Hockey Jesus is dead (OK, temporarily disabled). Who shall serve in his stead? Who will be the Vica … more →

Tags: Penguins, LeNoceur, Sidney Crosby is Our Savior, Bad MS Paint, More blasphemy

Men's Fitness Magazine Goes Totally Gay for Sidney Crosby...And So Should You! — 28 comments

Weed Against Speed wrote 1 year ago: To our collective delight, the cover story in the February issue of the greatly informative and nev … more →

Tags: Penguins, Weed Against Speed, MYFO Editorial, Sidney Crosby is Our Savior

We Were There: The Legend of Vincent Tremblay Celebrates the New Year with 71,216 of His Closest Friends — 4 comments

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay wrote 1 year ago: Most of the MYFO crew were nestled snugly in the butt grooves of their couches for the liveblog. Th … more →

Tags: NHL, Penguins, Sabres, The Legend of Vincent Tremblay, Sidney Crosby is Our Savior, we were there!, Winter Classic, Uni Watch, I hear Buffalo is lovely this time of year

MYFO Special Edition: Winter Classic 2008 LiveBlog — 122 comments

ReasonableDoubt wrote 1 year ago: Good morning and Happy New Year, cats and kittens. Your favorite MYFO writers are currently gatheri … more →

Tags: Penguins, Sabres, Guerrilla Blogging, Bad Idea Jeans, Sidney Crosby is Our Savior, MYFO Gang, This won't end well, Liveblogging, I hear Buffalo is lovely this time of year

Wayne Gretzky: Level 50 Coach/Legend Arch-Villain — 6 comments

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay wrote 1 year ago: Not every game can be a thriller. Sometimes, you just get a long, slow slog. Last week’s Coyot … more →

Tags: Penguins, coyotes, The Legend of Vincent Tremblay, Not necessarily funny, Bad Idea Jeans, Sidney Crosby is Our Savior, Video Games Are Fun When Smoking Grass, Bad Puns, City of Heroes


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