coming soon to a neighborhood near you Looking for a signs of the apocalypse? Look no further than the recent spike in ax-murders. After the New York Times was kind enough to devote front page space… more →
a token of my opennesskingofcarrotflowers wrote 8 months ago: coming soon to a neighborhood near you Looking for a signs of the apocalypse? Look no further than … more →
kingofcarrotflowers wrote 1 year ago: this is so much better than shopping online! Shopping! Consume Exciting, New, State-of-the-Art Prod … more →
kingofcarrotflowers wrote 1 year ago: Yesterday the Bloodmobile refused to draw my blood. Here I am, showing up early, filling out paperw … more →
kingofcarrotflowers wrote 1 year ago: oops, my bad, dude! I'll drive the speed limit from now on! Insane drivers don’t get punis … more →
kingofcarrotflowers wrote 1 year ago: There’s something about corruption that gives me bloodlust. I’m not sure whether it … more →
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