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NewsBusted - 14-294 - Video

Topics in today’s show:

– Once again, many new polls show President Obama’s approval rating at record lows.

– It’s been learned that the second Ebola infected nurse from Dallas contacted the CDC and asked if she could get on a plane with a fever, and she was given the green light. 83 more words

Public Opinion

New CNN Slogan

This is a joke.

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—The president of CNN Worldwide, Jeff Zucker, attempted on Wednesday to defuse the brewing controversy over his decision to change the network’s official slogan from “The Most Trusted Name in News” to “Holy Crap, We’re All Gonna Die.”

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AC-CENT-TCHU-ATE* THE NEGATIVE

AC-CENT-TCHU-ATE* THE NEGATIVE
(To tune of ‘Ac-Cent-Tchu-Ate the Positive,” by Harold Arlen & Johnny Mercer (1944))

Intro

To get elected in the U.S.A.
You needn’t be smart. 94 more words

PARODY SONG LYRIC

NewsBusted - 14-290 - Video

Topics in today’s show:

– China has leaped ahead of the U.S. to become the World’s biggest economy.

– House Speaker John Boehner warned Americans that President Obama intends to violate The Constitution with more Executive Orders. 87 more words

Public Opinion

I WANT TO BE A REPUBLICAN

I WANT TO BE A REPUBLICAN

I want to be a Republican.
So good to be a Republican.
Jerk of my knee Republican.
Remorselessly a Republican. 173 more words

POETRY