It was for most of the people in my generation, the show we honestly believed we could someday be on. It had everything one could hope for in an 80’s TV show. Blue and red laser lights in glass tubes?… more →
E.A.R.W.A.C.S. - Essays About Random Wacky-Ass Culture S%$Tdoctorolove wrote 1 year ago: It was for most of the people in my generation, the show we honestly believed we could someday be on … more →
doctorolove wrote 1 year ago: That loud scream, a mixture of joy, sexual jubilation and outright orgasmicness, emanating from the … more →
doctorolove wrote 1 year ago: Summer’s here. And though the time may be right for dancing in the streets (I hear they’re dancing i … more →
doctorolove wrote 1 year ago: Oscar Season is beginning to heat up much like the meth lab Britney Spears keeps in the 23rd bedroom … more →
doctorolove wrote 2 years ago: With The Bourne Ultimatum raking in more cash than Warren Buffett has in the cushions of his couch ( … more →
doctorolove wrote 2 years ago: Now I know me some Wu Tang Clan. They were first introduced to me in the summer of ’92 when hip-hop … more →
doctorolove wrote 2 years ago: Just in case you were sleeping or you don’t own the magical cable compass that enables you to find t … more →
doctorolove wrote 2 years ago: The spin-off. It’s the child born of gluttony. We gobble a show so much that its’ creators say, “Hey … more →
doctorolove wrote 2 years ago: I love metaphors. They’re my crutch, my go-to. When I’m in need of a pithy point or skewed view of o … more →
doctorolove wrote 2 years ago: I know they’re out there. I mean, they are millions of students across this nation who are majoring … more →
doctorolove wrote 2 years ago: No person on this oblongated spheroid on which we live has ever heard me utter the words, “I identif … more →
doctorolove wrote 2 years ago: It’s the pop culture equivalent of down time. The equivalent of that horrid time of the school year … more →
doctorolove wrote 2 years ago: Broadcast TV, glad you could make it here today. Can I get you a Fresca? Perhaps a Cinnamon Pop Tart … more →
doctorolove wrote 2 years ago: The big debate rolling through Hollywood like food poisoning at a Taco Bell is just when will we rea … more →
doctorolove wrote 2 years ago: Written sometime in 1981, the “Code of 80’s Teen, Action and Young Dramatic Films” was a little kno … more →
doctorolove wrote 2 years ago: Threesomes can be good. The Three Stooges. Early anti-establishment Crosby, Stills and Nash. Actua … more →
doctorolove wrote 2 years ago: There is no greater joy in the male psyche than running into the girl who broke your heart with one … more →
doctorolove wrote 2 years ago: Attention Music Industry. Yeah, I’m talking to you. We’ve got a little something called “Worldwide i … more →
doctorolove wrote 2 years ago: A Quick Word to Forest, Leo, Peter, Ryan and Big Willie Style: One of you will be hoisting your very … more →