It was the dream the old man had before. The one with the river and the floating that felt so damn good. Beneath his body was a rubber inner tube and his arms and legs hung lazily over the sides of it… more →
juicy planetwrote 1 month ago: It was the dream the old man had before. The one with the river and the floating that felt so damn g … more →
wrote 5 months ago: While cleaning out our car to try and find the receipt for a wedding gift (clock) we needed to retu … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Juicy Planet has been receiving slippery but persistent messages from UHF channel 52 on our black … more →
wrote 1 year ago: ohhh the AMA’s here we go 2008! 7:56 Lets hope someone can avoid falling on their knees. Anywa … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Torrey and I (as in Katy) are going to our first (semi-)journalistic event tonight. We’re gonn … more →
wrote 1 year ago: howdy everyone no, i’m not from texas, obviously, but anway! this is katy this time, i figured … more →
wrote 1 year ago: the brilliant kids of the good asian drivers tour have put together a parody to the obnoxious hot me … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Juicy Planet was trolling around the alleys of Edgewater on a balmy summer night when we saw what ap … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Once again, I apologize for my long absence. We went on a little trip to Door County, Wisconsin … more →
wrote 1 year ago: WordPress video The Hunger, directed by Tony Scott, 1983. Provocative. Erotic. David Bowie. Heartbre … more →
wrote 1 year ago: In the dream, Sandra Bernhard was holding a red metallic mini-disc recorder. She wanted to record he … more →
wrote 1 year ago: In the dream, Ellen Burstyn had very short hair from the 70’s, like Jonathan Rhys Meyers playi … more →
wrote 1 year ago: fire on fire rain on my face fever grows higher what can you do wild in the darkest places of your m … more →
wrote 1 year ago: According to Juicy Planet insiders, alleged pop star & willful womanizer, R. Kelly, was seen tuc … more →
wrote 1 year ago: As the 2008 U.S. Democratic Presidential primaries continue to roll themselves out like artificial t … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Juicy Planet stared at the bottom of Laurie Anderson’s new red shoes, as Laurie talked about v … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Juicy Planet went looking for signs of the revolution in Lower Manhattan but instead found a meat gr … more →
wrote 1 year ago: Barack Obama best for internet and technology freedom and progress CLICK on Uncle Mike’s exclu … more →
wrote 1 year ago: I know I said I wouldn’t be posting any more this week, but since I learned that legendary sta … more →