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Nobody Smiles More Than Nicole Richie Being Walked Like a Dog by Britney Spears

Two of my great guilty pleasure loves are Britney Spears and also The Simple Life, specifically Nicole Richie because she was kind of a looney tune, but a conscious looney tune who didn’t give a crap about anything but getting high and saying… 102 more words

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Video: Miranda Lambert - "Somethin' Bad" feat. Carrie Underwood

Oh my God I could care less about 90% of country music, but the ho’ed-out wives of Blake Shelton and Mike Fisher shook their knees in front of motorcycles and played poker with guys in fedoras for one of the most over-produced music videos ever and I’m pretty sure it’s under 3 minutes long because they ran out of money for bronzer.

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Rihanna for Harper's Bazaar Arabia, 2014

Just realized I haven’t talked about Rihanna in a while because I thought if I prayed hard enough in silence for her Instagram account to reappear I might get a response because summer is here and I desperately need to know which monokini has the best slits and what beach provides equal parts shade and sun for eating pineapple slices off Cara DeLevingne in an MDMA haze. 82 more words

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Wanda Sykes and I Miss the Old Beyonce


Wanda Sykes was on Watch What Happens a few Tuesdays ago to air her grievances about the “new” Beyonce. You know, the one who left her man-hating Destiny’s Child sisters in the dust in favor of solo man-worship and a baby suspiciously named after an invasive weed. 44 more words

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Sassy Men Dancing to Beyonce are the Cure to Your Bad Day

Watch and learn, ladies, these three fabulous men dancing at the speed of freshly-fed Hummingbirds to Beyonce’s greatest hits in high heels without breaking a sweat are the hottest thing since croissant-crust Hot Pockets. 52 more words

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Chris Martin has Big Beefy Arms to Impress Girls Not Named Gwyneth

The only thing I ever liked about Coldplay satanist Chris Martin was the rumor that he got revenge on his ex – super healthy Gwyneth Paltrow – by… 138 more words

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Being in Love Has Made Adam Levine a Better Person

Adam Levine seems like the type of guy who would buy you crepes ever day for a month and then suddenly ignore you to buy some other girl crepes, right? 126 more words

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