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Eva Angelina (born on March 14, 1985 in Orange County, California) is an American pornographic actress and adult model. She began her career at 18 and is known for performances in a wide variety of genres, including gonzo, and for wearing glasses when performing. She won several industry awards in 2007 and 2008, including the 2008 AVN Award for Best Actress (Video).

Angelina is of Cuban, Chinese, and Irish descent. She has said that she came from a “very wealthy” background, but that when she turned thirteen, her family “pretty much lost everything”. She entered the porn industry by answering an advertisement in the newspapers; her first scene was for the Shane’s World series.

Angelina is known for wearing glasses during sex. She had said on film shoots she gets sent home to get them if she forgets to bring them with her, and during a visit to one AVN Awards show she wasn’t recognized as she wasn’t wearing her glasses.

She took a temporary break from porn between May and November 2004 to accommodate her then boyfriend’s wishes, during which she returned to school and worked at Macaroni Grill in Valencia, California. Angelina soon after returned to adult films. In late 2005 Eva considered joining the US Navy but never did.

Angelina married pornographic actor Danny Mountain in December 2007. She gave birth to their daughter Silvi on December 9, 2008.

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There are many ways how you can go about building a collection of these adult movies stars. Firstly there is always the nearest adult movies library where you can search through the numerous porn movie titles and choose the ones that match your requirements. But if somehow your search for the titles from your most wanted porn movie stars list cannot be found at an adult video library then your next should move towards contacting a distributor of adult movies because probably the distributor will have an array for titles ranging from the olden goldies and the latest flick starring the top porn stars.

Another place where you can continue your search for Asian pornstars movies is the internet. The internet is one place where you will need to look no further. Just Google the name or title of the adult movie that you are looking for and you will have results. Also you can find an adult movie website and search their data base to find movies of your favorite Asian pornstars.

Women in Trouble! Intriguing Almodovar-esque title and concept, sort of. Except that the whole thing seems a little off. Check this blurb from the WIT (ha, wit!) website:

From writer/director Sebastian Gutierrez comes a comedy about a serpentine day in the life of ten seemingly disparate women — including a porn star, a flight attendant, a psychiatrist, a masseuse, a bartender, a pair of call girls — all with one thing in common: trouble.

Notice that there’s just one profession in there that isn’t totally the kind of thing only a guy would think of? And who the fuck is Sebastian Gutierrez? The guy who wrote Snakes on a Plane, that’s who. (WIT trailer after the jump.)

Look, we don’t have a problem with a scantily clad Carla Gugino (AMIRITE?), but, uh, a couple of hookers, a porn star, a flight attendant…?

My God, we’re all doomed. One of the characters is named Bambi, for Christ’s sake.

Enjoy some low-rent soft-core titillation that’ll make you feel dirty (not because it’s dirty, but because this is how far we’ve come, Fat America/Mildly Fat Venezuela) below. And then cry for humanity.

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“I jumped at the chance to work with a sex toy company the caliber of Fleshlight,” says Jesse Jane.  “With a great product, they’ve managed to successfully turn sex toys for men into a mainstream concept.  I get so wet thinking about all the guys that are going to fuck my Fleshlight every night while watching one of my Digital Playground movies!”

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