One day, the nuptials have been nupted and the reception has been received, cruises to distant lands (like 10 miles off the coast) have been visited, and, finally, it’s time for the bride and groom to return home and start being Mr. 778 more words
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I can guarantee every single one of you think that title means something else.
I think that I’m quite a self-aware guy; I openly acknowledge and accept what others think of me, what they don’t think, I know about my own flaws and qualities and make self-deprecating jokes on a somewhat daily basis. 613 more words
Like a cobra mesmerised by the smooth swaying of a flute, I watched as the ceiling fan overhead whirred in perpetual motion. My head rested heavily on my hands and I blinked only every few seconds in line with the odd looping of the cycles. 5,676 more words