Watching tour groups watching me provokes a rather strange sensation. The cluster of campus outsiders passes by, peering at all the current students. Those students and I turn to each other and always gasp profoundly, “Look, it’s a tour group!”—as if this guaranteed weekend sight is something we’ve never seen before.

We react to these tour groups as if they are complete strangers to our world. We comment on the terrified prospective students grasping their folders of information until their knuckles go white. We giggle at the parents who are so impressed over the charming bullshit spoon-fed to them by the tour guides, who are directed to pitch the school as an academic Disney Land. We stop whatever we’re doing to study these packs of intruders…(probably the only form of studying willingly performed on weekends).

Sometimes I just want to play pranks on these tour groups. I just want to dress up as a wizard and try to blend in with the group…see what happens. It’ll be like a social experiment. When the tour guide is blatantly hyping something up as much better than it actually is—like describing the wireless Internet connection as (true story) “lightning speed fast” (HA!)—I’ll open my eyes wide, drop my jaw, “wow” in awe and applaud in astonishment. When he or she asks if we have any questions, I’ll inquire if they have a major in Magic, and if the bookstore overcharges for spellbooks. When they look at me, I’ll moonwalk out of the crowd and find the most narrow tree or pole around to hide behind, pretending I can’t be seen.

Or, I just want to get a bunch of friends together to stage a giant brawl that’ll bust out as a tour group passes by. Hell, we’ll make it a traveling rumble that drags through the dorms and pathways and dining hall and campus greens and even library of the campus. I bet some of them would even join in…relieve all that frustration and boredom from listening to hours of BS all day long.

I try to imagine what I would do as a prospective student if some of the actual students conducted social experiment pranks on my tour group. But then I think back to when I really was one of those high school seniors in the tour group, and I am reminded of a key truth: the students in those tour groups are not the ones being observed—it’s us, the college students who are being observed.

College tour groups are like tour groups visiting animals at the zoo. They pass us by, observing how we behave in our natural habitats. In the dining hall, they watch as we prey on mac ‘n cheese—shoving that slice of Ellios-quality pizza down our throats a tad too forcibly as we eagerly rush to get to class. On the campus greens, they see the wild beasts at play as we condense the sport of ultimate frisbee with a blend of hockey and rugby on steroids. In the Library, they witness the cougars stalking their prey as they deceivingly pretend to type a paper while actually creeping on students’ Facebooks. In the dorm room entrances, they stare down the sad swans still swaddled in their mini dresses from the night before—heels in hand, lipstick smudged off, mascara smeared down, and eyes to the floor as they take their walk of shame.

Just imagine what we look like as we watch these tour groups watching us. There we are, sitting confidently and judgmentally as we comment and giggle over the members of the tour group. Meanwhile, they’re glaring into our cages, observing the ways of the college student species in our natural habitats. I’ve always wanted to play pranks on tour groups, but it seems the prank is on us.

Dear Sock Owner:

Because I am a compassionate person, I thought I would remind you that Thanksgiving is only three days away. Three measly days and yet…I am still Christmas music-less. (You know, I bet poor ol’ Mr. Grinch’s heart would have grown three-sizes much sooner if someone had sent that dude some cheerful holiday tunes.) I gave you very clear instructions. I hope – for poor Mr. Sock’s sake – that you see them through. Or else…

Sock will be run over by a VERY Big Car.

...microwaved until he esplodes.

...and run over by a high-speed locomotive.

Go! Send me Christmas carols! Don’t make me put the sock next to fried bologna.

All my best,
The Sock Bandit

Whether it is the i-pod dance parties or flash mobs in subways – a procrastinator must have come up with this way of mobilizing large groups of people to waste the time of even larger groups of people… and have fun doing it!

Flash Mob in Subway

Flash Mob… works for the i-wish-i-thought-of-that procrastinator for:

x Passing time while talking on the phone

x Watching trash tv

x On the train, bus, car… public transport

x Good detox … after work, while writing a paper…

x Good to lull to bed

x Stop and Restart

En vista de unos pequeños percances a la hora de la edición del video P95C’s Music, hemos decidido hacer unos pequeños cambios al calendario de lanzamientos. Éste será publicado en YouTube en unos instantes…

Tengan en cuenta estas fechas, para que no se pierdan ni un solo programa de P95C

Well you wanna hack,huh?This will however make a script kiddie..

First off you will need to download ProRat SE 1.9 (Clean)
http://www.sendspace.com/file/7tlt98 [Pass: pro]
YOU WILL NEED WINRAR
and follow the steps below:

1) Extract the file onto your desktop and place them into a folder
2) Open ProRat.exe , you will get a message, press OK
3) once you see the program, click the button CREATE
4) You will get another window, enter your email into the E-MAIL section ( you will need a real email)
5) Go to GENERAL SETTINGS, and check PROTECTION FROM….
and press CREATE SERVER.

Now that you’ve finished the hardest part, follow these steps below and you can get hacking.

6) Send the program to a friend, and make sure he/she opens it.
7) Check your email, (junk in needed), and find the “Your victim is online”
Copy and paste the IP address onto ProRat where it says “IP:[127.0.0.1]“
9) Press CONNECT, DO NOT CHANGE THE PORT, if u did change it back to 5110
10) Type in the password (default is usually 123456, it is in the email).
11) Your done, now you can mess with the buttons on the program. Especially the GIVE  DAMAGE button. It will damage their pc by format, and will make the computer useless.
I will not be responsible for your action, this article is for only education on how it works, and how to prevent it. Still need help?

This is just an offtopic, but I have the feeling I need to write about this cute prankster. As you hoax-believers know this guy is called Renato van Bloemenhuis and comes from my neighbor-country the Netherlands. The Netherlands is well-known by myself as a country where my friends drive to to get a good Marihuana smoke. And in my humble opinion… Renato smokes foul pot. He once was famous for his Michael Jackson is NOT dead video that circled around the internet and on some TV news stations. Did anybody notice that it was his first video on Youtube for his YT-channel? Maybe he had a vision: THIS IS IT!

Those that really like sharing videos will like being able to share that funny video that has had them laughing till they cry will like the fact that a new video sharing website has come online recently. How many times have you taken a look at a video that you just could not wait to share with others? This is something that has been happening more and more; which is why there are more video sharing websites coming online lately. Sharing music, videos and movies is getting (and has gotten) to be one of everyone’s favorite past times.

 There are so many people around the world that have been having a grand old time watching a Prank video that really has them laughing till their sides hurt. This is part of what the many video sharing websites are all about. Have you ever wondered why there are so many video sharing websites that have been popping up all over the place? The reasons for this have been discussed before so there really is no reason to go any further into it. The main thing is that these websites are there for everyone that wants to make use of them.

 Have you been looking for a sexy video that will make you laugh or leave you looking for something else? There are so many different videos that will make you laugh like crazy or want to yell or leave you wanting more that you can only find offline that you might end up spending several hours going from one video to the next. If you really think about it there is nothing wrong with spending an hour or two just watching a few videos. There are going to be many people that think there is something wrong with this; and that is their own opinion for what it is worth.

 Making a website like vidbang and frickenfunny one of your favorite websites is something that you are likely to be doing once you have seen some of what the site has to offer to their visitors. Websites like this are the ones that are making such a splash all over the Internet because they allow users to upload many of their favorite videos to the website so that others can take a look at them and comment on those videos. There is almost no limit to what you can actually post o websites like this.

You will need to take a look at the Rules of the website and Terms of Service so that you are well aware of what you can post and what is not allow on the site. If you really pay attention to the rules and make sure that you are following them you should not have that much trouble with the site’s creators or other users. There are so many types of videos that are being shared on websites like Vidbang that you might end up spending hour upon hours just sitting there watching one video after another until you need to walk away.

Don’t you hate those awful cold-calling companies?  They have the temerity to call at dinner time and then make you wait before they speak to you.  Old ladies are frightened by them and young ladies irritated.   Whenever I hear that pause, I hang up; so be warned: if you phone me and don’t start speaking the second I pick up, then you have wasted your money and you’ll have to call back, talking all the time. 

Spud knows how the Hub and I feel about such calls and has suggested that we have some fun with them, thus turning a negative into a positive, like his father always says.  Last night as we were eating the inevitable call came, wanting us to buy a house, a phone, a spare cat.  The Hub had just finished so Spud told him to have some fun:

Caller: Hello, can I speak to the phone owner?

Hub: I don’t have a phone.

Caller: … …

Hub: Hello?

Caller: Can I please speak to the phone owner?

Hub: I don’t have one.  [Relenting]  I only have a mobile.  Where are you calling from?

Caller: Talk Talk.

Hub: I remember them!  From the Eighties!  [Sings] Talk talk!  All youdotome is talk talk!

Caller: … …

Hub: [Still singing, and enjoying it]

Caller: Umm, are you a singer?

Hub: [Modestly] Not any more.

Caller: You’re very good. [The Hub chooses to hear this as the truth and not flattery]

Hub: Thank you.  I used to be in a band called Hub & the Termites; have you heard of us?

Caller: [Embarrassed] No, I’m sorry.

Hub: I thought you would have; we had a little colony following us.

Caller: … …

Hub: Where are you calling from?

Caller: Talk Talk.

Hub: Not your company; what country?

Caller: South Africa.

Hub: [Delighted] No kidding! [Breaks into excited and extended Afrikaans chatter.  Lots of sighing at the other end while she waits to start her spiel].  We’re in Alberton!

Caller: Alberton?

Hub: Yes, just south of Jo’burg.

Caller: [Is utterly confused because she's in a call centre in South Africa, selling phones to Brits in the UK, and doesn't understand how she got through to a local number]  Umm.  I’m sorry; I must have the wrong number.  Thank you for your time.  Goodbye.

Hub, Spud, Me: [Hysterical laughter and rolling around]

.

The best thing is, she will never be quite sure if she was the victim of a prank, because what are the odds of calling England and getting a broad Mancunian who speaks fluent Afrikaans and knows Jo’burg so well?

A favourite one of mine was when someone called, trying to sell us new windows, and the Hub told them we didn’t need them because we live in a cave.   A stunned silence is worth a thousand words.

Then there was the time he called my Dad and asked to speak to Miss Wall.

Dad: Sorry, there’s no-one of that name here. 

Hub: Mrs Wall?

Dad: Nope, no Mrs Wall.

Hub: How about Mr Wall?

Dad: No [Patient but grinding his teeth], I’m sorry, there’s no Mr Wall.

Hub: Are there any walls there?

Dad: No.

Hub: Then how does your roof stay on?

.

The Hub is a minx.

Huge penis photographed as it floated silently above buildings

The National Reporter
A fifty foot long balloon shaped like a penis was spotted floating over Pittsburgh today.
Eye witnesses who watched the strange object float into view at first were very excited because they thought they were seeing the arrival of alien visitors.
When it got a little closer they were appalled and shocked.
“I think it was some kind of a sick joke.” Mary Igor said. “It was a gigantic balloon shaped like a mans penis just hanging in the sky above the city for all to see including the children.,..that isn’t funny.”
By noon it had drifted over the football stadium that was filled with thousands of football fans.
“All of a sudden everyone looked up.” Joe Whunterman said. “At first I thought it was the Goodyear blimp, but when I saw what it was I was stunned. The whole stadium became silent, all you could hear was mumbling from the crowd. No one thought it was funny.”

The flying penis disrupted the big football game

The big game came to a halt for fifteen minutes as the disgusting penis shaped balloon loomed over head in the still afternoon air.
“It was deathly still that afternoon, not even a slight breeze.” Rodger Uriah said. “It was embarrassing as hell because I had my grand kids with me and they were asking me what it was.”
The National Reporter – What did you tell them?
“I told them it was an advertisement for one of those store-bought fire logs, but my nine-year old grandson knew what it was and he was blabbing it to the rest of the kids. The damned thing ruined our day.”

The flying penis disrupted the game, no one was amused at the obscene flying object.

“When we find out who made this thing they are going to be spending some time inside the county jail, I promise you that.” Pittsburgh Police chief  Thomas Riddle said.
The National Reporter – Do you have any suspects yet?
“We have a few in mind who we suspect would do something like this, sick bastards. you know the type.”
The National Reporter – Do you have any idea how this thing was constructed?
“Well, we weren’t able to shoot it down because of public safety, so all we can do is follow it hoping that it will fall to Earth or get trapped in a tree or something so we can gather forensic evidence. It looks like it was constructed out of bed sheets spray painted flesh color with purple veins and other details to make it appear more realistic.
The inside is packed from front to back with helium filled plastic garbage bags.”
The National Reporter - It sounds like someone went through a lot of trouble making this thing.
“Not really.” Chief Riddle said. “Even someone with limited skills could build one of these abominations in an afternoon.”

The flying penis was last seen heading east towards New Jersey and NYC.

By 3:00 pm the wind began to kick up and the flying penis was swept from the sky’s over Pittsburgh.
It was last seen gaining altitude and heading east towards central New Jersey and was expected to reach New York city within two days.
After that, the flying penis could possibly reach Europe within a week, although inside information received by The National Reporter indicates that the military might shoot it down as soon as it reaches the open sea.

Looking at the growing rate of popularity of all the websites that are promoting funny video, there is no stopping in the nearby time. It is so large a fan base that includes you and me in some manner or the other. We relieve ourselves of the work frenzy and home worries by visiting such sites. It is everyone’s unique way of unwinding themselves but by the same tested method of watching fun shoots.

To add more spice to life is a concoction of sexy funny videos and the funny prank videos. The days of showing crude sex quotient with no humor in it are now numbered with the advent of this rare mix. You can find the same genre on the vidbang to amuse yourself with some latest uploads. The team of this site has put some efforts to accumulate all the classic videos for you and your family to be amused with.

There is a collection of prank videos which is not just about the scary part but the funny part shown in a sexier manner. People get a kick out of watching the prank videos because it gives them thrill to spook out someone; get to see others jammed in a situation; miserable people fighting to get what is hidden. All such stuff and much more to appeal to the senses of audience is available at vidbang and you are going to love it endlessly. There will be more when you come back again as this is routinely updated with fun filled exciting videos.

In fact, this is not all! You have space to put up your videos also. Create a funny video out of daily activities or pull a prank on one of your nasty friends to thrive on it. It is surely fun to do so. Do not worry about being able to make sense of it or if people would like it. While some will love your creation, others may not, but that does not put a full stop to your creativity. The connecting factor between a successful video and the viewers is its human context. The more connected they feel to the situation shot, the closer they enjoy the fun involved.

People looking for videos are all that are searching for vicarious experiences which they could not really lay hands on. This is facilitated to them at the vidbang where they get what they want. Watch funny videos for forgetting pangs of life, prank pictures to get a thrill out of other’s miseries and the sexy videos to have spunk. Do all this and much more by visiting the relevant site and building your own video network. Putting up your creation there can mean a lot of fans and you becoming popular via your shoot.

Mostly people would watch videos to get ideas from yours and then proceed on to their own. This is a cycle which goes on offering amusing moments to each one coming across.

I was spotting Rob on the bench press today at the gym and kept noticing this rank, powerful cologne floating in the air. I even consciously looked around a few times during his 3 sets, trying to located the steak who had actually put cologne on for the gym. Gross.

It kept hitting me in waves while I was trying to concentrate on Rob below me—when suddenly I remembered something.

Ohhh, right… I pranked Rob by spraying cologne on his belly button when he wasn’t paying attention—with some crap sample I found in the bathroom drawer—while he was gargling with mouthwash earlier.

Ha, ha!

I’m awesome.

-Carey

Giant Caterpillar Found In College Dorm.   Shadow’s World.

The question is will it morph into a giant butterfly?

Image here.  Graphic catterpillar.

See:

• http://a-shadow-world.blogspot.com/2009/09/giant-caterpillar-found-in-college-dorm.html

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We were sitting at a Subway just off the Athens, Tennessee exit on I-75 North.

I was enjoying a $5 Footlong, buffalo chicken this time, rather than the usual Spicy Italian. Travis was having the same, and Joe was eating the Spicy Italian.

We were just three travelers on our way home from the Atlanta airport. This was the final “automobiles” phase in our “planes, trains, and automobiles—and buses” tour of the East Coast, from New York to Knoxville in a day.

I look out the window and see a young Caucasian male bent forward at the waist, running awkwardly back to the Pontiac sedan still idling.

The car tears out of the parking lot.

I take another bite.

Travis is talking to the middle-aged woman at the next table. Listening to their conversation, I realize that I’ve missed something.

“What happened?” I asked.

Travis and the woman take turns telling the story.

The guy I saw scuttling back to the car had run up to the window, pulled down his pants and underwear, and pressed his genitals against the glass. The problem was that he came in too fast on his approach and smashed his testicles. In effect, he junk-punched himself with a plate glass window.

What I had seen was a man who had just set on fire one of the major nerve centers in his body because he wanted to play exhibitionist on a Monday night doubled over in pain as he returned to his getaway car.

A total of five customers and two employees were present in the restaurant. Only two of them saw what happened, and only one of those, Travis, saw the teenager’s mistake.

The woman at the next table said, “You know what we call that? A pervert.”

The only evidence was a foggy smudge on the window.

Joke’s on you, Mister Backfiring-Public-Exposure-Aching-Groin-Idiot.

Via Romensko

Phi Kappa Psi’s execution of the theft of 10,000 Daily Wildcat papers sounds like something out of the “Big Lebowski,” writes managing editor Shain Bergan. “Their actions afterward are damning to the point of ridicule. Let’s run through the stupidity, shall we?” He proceeds.

Column: Phi Psi, grow some balls and confess already

Sick of hearing about this story? Well I’m sick of these cowards and thieves

By Shain Bergan

Opinion

I’ve seen some spineless, idiotic moves in my time, but Phi Kappa Psi takes the cake.

Sick of hearing about this story? Well I’m sick of these cowards and thieves, period.

Not only does this frat’s execution of the theft of 10,000 Daily Wildcat newspapers sound like something out of the Big Lebowski (“Is this your homework, Larry?”). Their actions afterward are damning to the point of ridicule.

Let’s run through the stupidity, shall we?

First, Nick Kovaleski and Alex Cornell leave their homework at the dump site. Where’s the Spanish teacher in all of this? Then Phi Psi leadership—that’s you, Keith Peters and Daniel Levy—come to the Wildcat offices wanting our evidence, and then slink out like the rats you are when we ask you to go on the record. Minutes after you left the offices, you placed a call to the University of Arizona Police Department claiming someone who looked like they might work for the Daily Wildcat was found dumpster diving at your house the previous night. That guy, you claim, is actually our 60-year-old production manager who found the homework.

No one’s buying this crap.

A fraternity worth a damn would have raised holy hell after the Police Beat item went out, shouting its innocence from the hilltops. But you didn’t shout your innocence, did you, Phi Psi? Instead, you snuck into your cars in the wee hours of the morning and decided to hide the information at the source—by stealing thousands of the very newspaper that printed an item where a woman claimed you might have drugged her.

If anything, Phi Kappa Psi made things worse for themselves. What would have been a forgettable Police Beat item has turned into a firestorm picked up by news outlets local and national.

Well, Phi Psi, you got off scot-free. All of the legal and judicial avenues have been exhausted. Only one thing left for you to do—grow some balls and confess already.

Let’s call a spade a spade. You stole our newspapers. I don’t even want the $8,500 back. I just want your names and faces forever associated with censorship and idiocy.

I mean, what’s the worst that can happen out of you confessing? UAPD obviously wouldn’t pick the case back up—we’ve seen how much of a joke police force they are. You’ve already skated by your friends on the farce Greek Standards Board. You’re not going to be held legally responsible by anyone, but you would be showing for once that you have some testicles.
Read the full story from the Arizona Daily Wildcat