sheepareus wrote 17 hours ago: That it works both ways. … more →
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sheepareus wrote 4 days ago: Eat ice cream 5 minutes before meeting your date. It’s true. Ice cream makes you happy. And wh … more →
sheepareus wrote 4 days ago: Marge I swear, I never thought that you would find out. You tried your best and you failed miserably … more →
sheepareus wrote 1 week ago: Why do homework when you can watch tv? … more →
sheepareus wrote 1 week ago: Run to you and kick you where it counts and run off. … more →
sheepareus wrote 1 week ago: I hit you, you hit me, I hit you back, you hit me yet again, I shoot you. … more →
probaway wrote 1 week ago: Our minds are always stuck in old problems. They keep revolving round and round in our minds and in … more →
sheepareus wrote 2 weeks ago: EVERYONE BREAK UP, SPREAD OUT LIKE INSECTS. … more →
sheepareus wrote 2 weeks ago: Bad decisions make good stories. … more →
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sheepareus wrote 2 weeks ago: You and this packet of cookies on my hand are the same. Small and bite-sized :> … more →
sheepareus wrote 2 weeks ago: Because I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from! … more →
sheepareus wrote 3 weeks ago: They should make girls wear red hats during their period, so that us boys know to stay the hell away … more →
sheepareus wrote 3 weeks ago: If all you’re aiming for is a million singapore dollars in your bank account by 50 I could tea … more →
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sheepareus wrote 3 weeks ago: Everything is in a mess. Just the way I like it. … more →
sheepareus wrote 3 weeks ago: I don’t get why women are so fascinated with six pack abs. But I am not complaining. … more →