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Pseudo DVD Review: THE STRANGERS: UNRATED
I already reviewed The Strangers upon its initial theatrical release. You can read that bit of Pulitzer Prize worthy journalism here: http://pacinofan.wordpress.com/2008/06/02/pseudo-review-the-strang… more →
Pacinofan Presents: Count Geekula's Castle
The Ugly Truth
rynestar wrote 2 months ago: I am her. The control freak. The girl who would do background checks if she could. The girl who … more →
Elephant Memory
rynestar wrote 2 months ago: “Elephants” by Rachael Yamagata If the elephants have past lives, Yet are destined to al … more →
Land of the Lost/Year One
chuckiechavez wrote 2 months ago: … more →
Up, Up and Away!
chuckiechavez wrote 3 months ago: … more →
Pseudo DVD Review: THE STRANGERS: UNRATED
pacinofan wrote 1 year ago: I already reviewed The Strangers upon its initial theatrical release. You can read that bit of Pulit … more →
Pseudo Review: BURNT OFFERINGS
pacinofan wrote 1 year ago: The one thing you can definitely say about Burnt Offerings is that it’s got one hell of an ins … more →
Pseudo Review: SAW V
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pacinofan wrote 1 year ago: There’s not much about the plot of the newest SAW film I can talk about without ruining a few … more →
Pseudo Review: DANCE OF THE DEAD
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pacinofan wrote 1 year ago: There was a time, not too long ago, that a new Zombie movie was as scarce as artistic integrity in U … more →
Pseudo Review: MOTHER OF TEARS
pacinofan wrote 1 year ago: Horror fans seem to have a weird relationship with Dario Argento. Although he’s considered to … more →
Pseudo Review: Man from Deep River
pacinofan wrote 1 year ago: Here’s the movie that many claim started the infamous Italian Cannibal Cycle (not to be confus … more →
Pseudo Review - Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer
pacinofan wrote 1 year ago: After witnessing the brutal murder of his entire family (by a monster no less) young Jack Brooks gro … more →
Peggsploitaion: Pseudo Reviews of Run Fat Boy Run & How to Loose Friends and Alienate People
pacinofan wrote 1 year ago: Run Fat Boy Run and How to Loose Friends and Alienate People are two flicks that, under normal circu … more →
Pseudo Review: Quarantine
pacinofan wrote 1 year ago: The two biggest problems I had with my viewing experience of Quarantine didn’t have anything t … more →
Pseudo Review: Things
pacinofan wrote 1 year ago: If Things was an attempt to be Canada’s answer to Evil Dead, someone didn’t quite unders … more →
Pseudo DVD Review: Elvira's Movie Macabre Double Feature - Blue Sunshine/Monstroid
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pacinofan wrote 1 year ago: I really love Shout Factory’s Elvira’s Movie Macabre DVD series. I remember renting the … more →
Pseudo Review: The Cat O' Nine Tales
pacinofan wrote 1 year ago: When I watch Eurohorror, I’m looking for the three B’s; Blood, Boobs, and Bad dubbing! T … more →
Pseudo Review: Inglorious Bastards
pacinofan wrote 1 year ago: Is there a cooler title in Action Film History than Inglorious Bastards? It’s got to be Top 5 … more →
Pseudo Review: The Wizard of Gore (2007)
pacinofan wrote 1 year ago: The Wizard of Gore plays out like an alternate dimension version of SAW written by David Lynch and d … more →
Pseudo Review: Mulberry Street
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pacinofan wrote 1 year ago: After watching this movie, I have come to the following conclusion: There is ZERO reason a low budge … more →
