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Trying to see the silver linings

So I’ve had a shitty week.

So far, I’ve had to take three days off my new job without pay for a stomach bug. I’ve missed out on seeing an old high school friend who lives overseas and was only in town for 24 hours, I missed out on having my brother and his lovely girlfriend over to celebrate her 30th birthday, I’ve had to bail on going to my friend’s house warming party in the sunny wine country, had a work team day yesterday where I ended up with a short black curly hair in my very dry catered sandwich and then I missed out on a free piss up and dinner with my new work, managed to have a top quality argument with my partner about him not wanting me to go snowboarding with his family this weekend, and as I’ve spent the last 12 hours crying my eyelash extensions are stuck together and I look like all the hung over piss heads that are my colleagues after last night – at least I blend in with the red puffy eyes… just without the fun memories or lack thereof. 171 more words

He sat with his bare ass on my white couch. His bare ass – a little hairy – was on my white couch. I froze for what felt like ten minutes; a dumbstruck look slowly paralyzing my face. 388 more words

Dating

I haven’t had a wax since december last year and apart from trying the Gillette bikini trimmer sometime between Novemeber and January I have been all bushy and furry down below. 586 more words

This one is different because it is mine.

I’ve been doing a lot of podcasts lately, mostly in support of “Short Stories About You,” but the last one I did was just for fun. 256 more words

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Now and forever more

Please keep your pubes off the toilet seat.

Foul

Welcome to the Jungle

Growing up in the nineties, Welcome to the Jungle from the Guns N’ Roses band is something you know by heart or at least be somewhat familiar with. 499 more words

Bush

Is he putting that cigarette out on his crotch?

Skatz: Yes. He calls it his pube-tray. It’s okay. He has no feeling there, due to his constant masturbation (since no woman in her right mind would ever have sex with him).  (Or man.)