wrote 9 hours ago: Today’s DISCOUNT NEWS IS ALL ABOUT WTF STORIES. There is just no other way to categorize these … more →
wrote 3 days ago: So apparently when Joe is inebriated, he actually comes up with some not-so-shitty ideas. Who the fu … more →
wrote 3 days ago: With a sudden start this morning, I felt as if I was waking up for the first time in two days (sorry … more →
wrote 5 days ago: I figure that headline has better SEO than “Sky blue, water wet.” It seems the ubiquitou … more →
wrote 5 days ago: my hands smell like dirty metal. today, i am the worst roommate ever; i stole from her jar of money. … more →
wrote 6 days ago: Last Saturday evening, as I was getting Charlotte ready for bed, she complained about her stomach hu … more →
wrote 6 days ago: So this has been the gist of my week in order of happenings… 1) Dog ate bird 2) Dog puked and … more →
wrote 6 days ago: So today I only had 3 big things to do: 1. Go to the gym and train with my personal trainer Aida. 2. … more →
wrote 6 days ago: Ya’ll, today my body feels like Satan and his hounds of hell have bought Harley Davidsons and … more →
wrote 1 week ago: I’ve changed the vanity light and the faucet in the guest bathroom, vanity light in the half b … more →
wrote 1 week ago: So far, I was dating Samantha at a 50% success rate. I had been able to meet up with her two times o … more →
wrote 1 week ago: Last night I celebrated by birthday. So naturally, today I felt like the biggest bag of shit ever to … more →
wrote 1 week ago: Yesterday was day 14 in a row and it was terrible. I started drinking around 3:30 with my body at wa … more →
wrote 1 week ago: Today is one of my days off from work – I have the Twins but made extra time for Big Bro and R … more →
wrote 1 week ago: There is a great book that came out last year called Go to F**k to sleep by Adam Mansbach. It … more →
wrote 1 week ago: No, I haven’t yet read the New York Times #1 bestseller, can’t put it down, summer … more →
wrote 1 week ago: There is a tradition at the College of Santa Fe where one night in the first few weeks of school the … more →
wrote 1 week ago: To be fair and honest, I’ve always hated Donovan McNabb. As a Cowboy fan I hated him when he w … more →
wrote 1 week ago: Yesterday I was joined by Extension Cord and Skutt for some beverages and Taco Dip. This night had i … more →