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TUESDAY'S DISCOUNT NEWS & YOU WTF STORIES!

war1057 wrote 9 hours ago: Today’s DISCOUNT NEWS IS ALL ABOUT WTF STORIES. There is just no other way to categorize these … more →

Tags: Discount News, WTF #2, Balls, cook, Discount, Man, News, rizz, Sick

Teflon Toilet5 comments

joesshittyideas wrote 3 days ago: So apparently when Joe is inebriated, he actually comes up with some not-so-shitty ideas. Who the fu … more →

Tags: Joe's Shitty Ideas, Some Kid Named Joe, bad idea, Idea, Funny, Stupid, Joe, Invention, Drunk

No Really...Funny Story

Jen Johnson wrote 3 days ago: With a sudden start this morning, I felt as if I was waking up for the first time in two days (sorry … more →

Tags: Blogging, clean, Sick, Movie, Story, Funny, Back..., Hurt, Pulled Muscle

Rush Limbaugh is a fat, stupid, lying sack of shit

Rafe Brox wrote 5 days ago: I figure that headline has better SEO than “Sky blue, water wet.” It seems the ubiquitou … more →

Tags: Workout, Articles, Bitching, Caveat emptor, Discipline, Limbaugh, Opinion, Personal, Politics

my heart screams at the top of his lungs "i am, i am, i am".2 comments

tmtb wrote 5 days ago: my hands smell like dirty metal. today, i am the worst roommate ever; i stole from her jar of money. … more →

Tags: eating disorder, Bulimia, Purge, Subway, Taco+Bell, Safeway, punishment, northface, scale

A Not So Fun Very Pukey Night4 comments

Taryn wrote 6 days ago: Last Saturday evening, as I was getting Charlotte ready for bed, she complained about her stomach hu … more →

Tags: Mama Stuff, Baby, Children, mom, Parenting, sleep, super mom

This Week2 comments

KD DeFehr wrote 6 days ago: So this has been the gist of my week in order of happenings… 1) Dog ate bird 2) Dog puked and … more →

Tags: Art, KD DeFehr, kailey's brain, Recreation, Funny Blogs, Self-harm, dog, Bird, Puppy

"Water puke" and hot men in uniform!2 comments

Jossy wrote 6 days ago: So today I only had 3 big things to do: 1. Go to the gym and train with my personal trainer Aida. 2. … more →

Tags: military, National Guard, Life, Exercise, Gym, Working Out, Personal Trainer, Healthy Living, health

Filling In Some Gaps3 comments

outlawmama wrote 6 days ago: Ya’ll, today my body feels like Satan and his hounds of hell have bought Harley Davidsons and … more →

Tags: Blogging, mom blogs, post-hookup etiquette, Stomach Flu

Faucet that!

peasquared wrote 1 week ago: I’ve changed the vanity light and the faucet in the guest bathroom, vanity light in the half b … more →

Tags: Home projects, Amazon, blech, Faucet, home depot, Joby Gorillatorch, light, Treviso, Yuck

Waiting Is the Hardest Part...

ThreeStrikesDating wrote 1 week ago: So far, I was dating Samantha at a 50% success rate. I had been able to meet up with her two times o … more →

Tags: Samantha, ball two, Dating, internet dating, Online Dating

Hangover Cure (Birthday Edition): Ginger Tea

edgyveg wrote 1 week ago: Last night I celebrated by birthday. So naturally, today I felt like the biggest bag of shit ever to … more →

Tags: bitchin' recipes, Food, Medicine, Hangover, booze, recipe, agave, Ginger, Lime

Two Weeks

summerofdrunk wrote 1 week ago: Yesterday was day 14 in a row and it was terrible. I started drinking around 3:30 with my body at wa … more →

Tags: sod, limon, Lawn Couch, Hangover

May 17: Chunks and chickens

Mama K wrote 1 week ago: Today is one of my days off from work – I have the Twins but made extra time for Big Bro and R … more →

Tags: Daily Journal, Home, working mother, Working Mom, Parenting, New house, Virus, Chickens

Go the F**k to sleep (please!!!!)

mysocalledmommylife wrote 1 week ago: There is a great book that came out last year called Go to F**k  to sleep by Adam Mansbach. It … more →

Tags: Momperience, Life, Baby, Children, sleep, go to f**k to sleep, nap, lunch Princess Peach

50 shades of green13 comments

daffodils & dishwater wrote 1 week ago: No, I haven’t yet read the New York Times #1 bestseller, can’t put it down, summer … more →

Tags: health, Travel, Life, Humor, Daily DD, Humor, 50 Shades of Grey, Sea-Bands, Motion Sickness

Name of Party Here

chickfriedstike wrote 1 week ago: There is a tradition at the College of Santa Fe where one night in the first few weeks of school the … more →

Tags: New Mexico, NM, Santa Fé, Camping, party, College, Alcohol, throw up, Vomit

Donovan McNabb is a Bitch!

funsley wrote 1 week ago: To be fair and honest, I’ve always hated Donovan McNabb. As a Cowboy fan I hated him when he w … more →

Tags: NFL Op Ed, Contraversy, Donovan McNabb, Terrell Owens

Retaliation

summerofdrunk wrote 1 week ago: Yesterday I was joined by Extension Cord and Skutt for some beverages and Taco Dip. This night had i … more →

Tags: sod, Video Games, limon


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