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Black Bean Ebola

“Do you want to get Ebola?”

“Excuse me?”

“Ebola! Do you want to get Ebola?

This patron is trying to jokey joke
with me but I want him to get to… 155 more words

Poetry

College Prep

Just like any parent, I really want my girls to have the opportunity to go to college if that is what they desire. To be clear, I don’t believe college is for everyone and there are many paths that are valid such as trade school, apprenticeship, military service and many others that are good choices for different personality types. 414 more words

Humor

Well Hey There, Sexy Bitches

Whenever I’ve gone on a long hiatus from blogging, I usually come back with “I know it’s been a while…” or “I know I suck for not blogging but I’ll do better….”. 1,944 more words

Kids

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This week, has been tantrum heavy. He’s four months shy of three and I guess his life has been really hard this week since I require him to wear pants and shoes outside and I won’t let him hit the dog with his wooden hammer. 364 more words

Toddler

Jumping into Walls

Yesterday’s trip to the dog park was notable. PirateGoat pulled all sorts of epic fails and it seemed suitable to mention in the blog.

We started our stroll to the dog park and approached a stone wall that appears to have been a foundation for a building. 329 more words

Funny

The life of a mummy..

Ive learnt a lot since becoming a mum,
The colour white should be avoided, ALWAYS, it will end up covered in stains, clothes, walls, furniture nothing is exempt! 146 more words