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Plant Puke

Before mom got up and out of bed, I decided to sneak in her office and snack on some of her fern plant. It looked so lush and green, I couldn’t resist. 158 more words

Bitching

Checking In With Terry Richardson

Guess what, everybody? Our favorite photographer is in the news again! After a banner year which saw him doing work for some of the top publications in the fashion industry, both photographing and hand-modeling for a… 202 more words

Hunger Games, Home Edition

“It has slaw sauce on it,” the girl says trying to wipe, but not wipe, the coleslaw dressing off of the pork chop.

“I don’t like slaw,” says the boy who has never had coleslaw. 505 more words

My Boy

A-puke-alypse Now

It was Saturday.  It was one of those days when you wake up and within 3 minutes have hit that “parental wall.”  It’s not that the kids were doing anything horrifically obnoxious.  577 more words

Parenting

Welkom to the neighborhood

I just had moved in to my new apartment, so I am trying to set a good example of myself. One Tuesday morning I get up take Robin out, and feed her and get ready for work. 241 more words

Life