My dearest Hulu:

Upload better 80s shows;

ALF does not suffice.

“Dadle un porro a los jovenes y no se quejaran de nada.” Asi hablaba borges en su libro “La droga y la surfijalisacion del pupu bien cargado”. Este es el viejo drogon ._. :

Fanatico de malon y en la ruina

Y aca te enseño a leerlo:

Te tira la posta el hdp

Leelo

Bago pa sabihin na unti-unti nang natitigok ang movie industry ay kapansin-pansin na nauna nang nabaon sa hukay ang mga action films. Wala na ang mga blasting, ang mga nakakatakot ng pagmumukha ng mga goons, ang mga pa-tweetums pero nagpapa-sexy na leading ladies at ang mga maaangas na bida na kadalasan ay naka-leather jacket na itim.

Siempre dagdag pa sa naging dagok dito ang pagpanaw ng tinaguriang Da King ng action films sa bansa na si Fernando Poe Jr., ang kaisa-isang actor na kinikilala kong action star. Pero bakit hindi natin buhayin ang mga pamatay na linya nila di ba? Yun nga lang medyo mabaho ang dating.

Akin ang Trono

Eksena: Nagtutukan ng baril sina Pupung Wagi at si Pupung Pugak. Pareho nilang kini-claim na balwarte nila ang trono.
Pupung Pugak: Hindi mo makukuha ang inidorong ito! Dadaan ka muna sa ibabaw ng aking bangkay.

Pupung Wagi: Puro ka satsat este hangin, tapusin na natin ito (puro-rot-rot!)

Matira Matibay

Eksena: Patuloy ang bakbakan sa pagitan ng grupo nina Pupung Sawi at Pupung Yagit. Gustong patunayan ng bawat isa na sila ang malakas.

Pupung Sawi: Tingnan natin kung hanggang saan ang tapang mo, tae ka!

Pupung Yagit: Oo ngayon na natin mapapatunayan kung sino sa atin ang masasawi, loser!

Isasama kita sa hukay

Eksena: Galit na galit si Pupung Wagi dahil trinaydor siya ni Pupung Yagit. Dahil kasi ditto ipa-flush na sila ng Janitor.

Pupung Wagi: Akala ko ang ahas nasa gubat, meron din pala sa kubeta

Pupung Yagit: Ang hirap kasi sa iyo, akala mo di ka tae. mahilig kang mag-Trust. Ang lagay ba ay ako lang, siempre isasama na kita sa hukay (pusong negro).

Janitor: Grabi man mga ini daku-daku, hay pastilan!

Para sa iyo, lahat gagawin ko

Uu: Natatakot ako Doro, pakiramdam ko malapit na tayong magkahiwalay

IniDoro: Lahat gagawin ko, kahit buhay ko isasanggalang ko para sa iyo kahit kailan, kahit saan.

Uu: talaga Pups?!…

(Eh dumaan ulit yung Janitor, nag-flush)

Janitor: lentek di naman ni-plus tung toilit, bweset (grrr urf urf)

IniDoro: Uu!!!!!

Tiagong Pupu

Tiagong Pupu: Hangga’t hawak ko itong magic kwintas, kawawa ang hahara sa aking daraanan. Hehehe. Humanda kayo Pupung Sawi, lintik lang ang walang ganti!

(sinusubukan na ni Pupu na dumaosdos sa Inidoro nang may…

Mr. Janitor with Mr. Clean and Mr. Muscle: I’m no body, no body, no body but you. Nandaren sarameun silheo nigaanimyeon silheo, I want no body, no body, no body…

Agoy! finish na rin sa wakas!

p/s : instead of doing model photoshoot, we end up camwhoring! lol

I neo genitori per forza di cose si troveranno ben presto esperti di pannolini. Essendo il prodotto in assoluto più consumato dalle zampette sarà bene conoscere le caratteristiche delle varie marche.

Eh si, perche’ mica tutti sono uguali! Quelli che vestono di più e quelli di meno, quelli che trattengono meglio la pipì e gli altri la pupù, quelli più imbottiti e quelli più leggeri, per la notte e per il giorno…

Insomma, adesso non è che voglio fare un vademecum del pannolino perfetto visto che ci sono tanto di forum dedicati all’argomento, ma volevo parlare della nostra esperienza.

Tutte le marche cercano di caratterizzare il loro pannolino con delle immaginette simpatiche: i Pampers hanno paperelle, koala e caprette, gli Esselunga coniglietti e carote, altri farfalline e altri animali. Ma c’è una marca, gli Huggies, che noi preferiamo.

A dire la verità stanno in basso nella nostra personale classifica ma hanno una caratteristica particolare: quando li mettiamo a Zampetta, lei si ispira particolarmente e fa quantità smodate di cacca.

Lo abbiamo scoperto e quando abbiamo notato che come testimonial questi pannolini hanno Winnie the Pooh… beh… è stato facile rinominarli subito in pannolini Winnie the pupù…

This transpired upon my entering a Bath and Body Works store in the mall today:

Havoc: *walks in and picks up a tester bottle of the new White Citrus fragranced lotion**manages to open the bottle and takes a whiff* *decides this is inadequate for a smell test and instead whiffs the body spray*

B&BW Saleswoman: “How do you like our new fragrance?”

Havoc: “It’s a lot better than butterfly flower.”

Saleswoman: “Oh I know, I cannot stand that one.”

Havoc: *restraining self from expressing all emotion of gladness and triumph* “Oh well, not every scent is for every person.”

That’s right, in one fell swoop I glorified White Citrus while pupu’ing Butterfly Flower right to that nice saleswoman there, who aided and abetted such goings on. She took my comment pretty well, so well in fact that when I left Bath and Body Works and went into Hot Topic and found this black lace shrug I wanted on clearance that had been sold out online, I almost went back over to Bath and Body Works just to tell her that I I liked the shrug as well.

Luontoihmisille tuntuu olevan tärkeää ihmisen vuorovaikutus luonnon kanssa, sekä ympäristön ja eläimistön huomioon ottaminen ja ihmisen arvottaminen yhdeksi tasavertaiseksi olennoksi eläinten rinnalle. Usein kuulee sellaisia vaikeasti konkretisoitavia ja määriteltäviä ilmaisuja kuten “kunnioitus”, “vuorovaikutus”. En valitettavasti ole ikinä päässyt antautumaan kiihkottomaan keskusteluun luontoihmisen kanssa sen vertaa, että kokonaan ymmärtäisin että kuinka paljon ja millä keinoin luontoihminen haluaisi nykyihmistä viedä luontoa lähemmäksi, jos vallassa olisi. Valitettavasti en ole saanut kuulla mitään kuvausta konkreettisesta ideaalitilasta, milloin asiat olisi hyvin.

Tälläisiin pohdintoihin pääsin tämän uutisen nähtyäni.

Kärpäset iskevät syöksypommittajan lailla muurahaisten kimppuun ja munivat munansa niiden sisälle. Kun toukka kuoriutuu, se alkaa syödä muurahaisen aivoja.

Lopulta muurahaisella ei ole lainkaan aivoja jäljellä. Se alkaa harhailla ympäriinsä vailla päämäärää

Tajusin että luonto on toki pinnaltaan kaunis ja mystinen, jopa nykyihmiselle inspiroiva ja rauhoittava. Harvoin kuitenkin pohdimme että se on pinnan alta julma ja erittäin raadollinen paikka. Ainoastaan ihmisen paikka ravintoketjun huipulla ja sivistyksen mukanaan tuomat työkalut mahdollistavat meille luonnosta nauttimisen, tai sen glorifioimisen. Kun luontodokumentteja katsoo, niin saaliseläimen jokapäiväisessä pelossa, tuskassa ja kivuliaassa kuolemassa ei kertakaikkiaan ole mitään kaunista ja kannatettavaa. Kuolema voi saaliseläimelle olla pitkäkin, mutta tuskallinen ja täynnä pelkoa se on. Näiden pohdintojen taustalta olisi hyvä kuulla ihan konkreettisesti jotain siitä perätystä kunnioituksesta ja vuorovaikutuksesta.

Luonto on kaunis katsella, mutta sisältä se on kova, kylmä ja erittäin epäoikeudenmukainen paikka. Paikka missä kylmyys, pelko, sairaudet, kipu ja nälkä ovat jokapäiväisiä asioita. Jos hiukan vaikka inhimillistäisi jänistä, niin mielestäni olisi aika ylpeää ja ylimielistä, jos luontoihminen menisi kertomaan luonnonpuistossa hyppivälle pupulle kuinka onnekas tämä on… pupuhan kaikessa luonnonmukaisuudessaan ja onnen optimitilassaan on justiinsa voinut nähdä, kuinka kettu on hyvällä ruokahalulla syönyt pupun lapset, ilman että äitipupu on mitään voinut lastensa pelkoa ja tuskaa hälventääkseen voinut tehdä. Mutta kaikki tämä kuuluu kauniin luonnon arkipäivään, se on normaalia ja sitä me ihmiset haluamme ylläpitää perätessämme luonnontilaisia alueita.

Oikeastaan olen tässä röyhkeästi väittämässä, että luonnonmukaisuuden ja vuorovaikutuksen vaateissa on paljon sivistyksen tuoman turvallisuuden ja hyvinvoinnin mahdollistamaa illuusiota. Luonnossa elävien eläinten arkipäivässä ei ole montaakaan ilonaihetta, vaan se on stressaavaa ja täynnä tuskaa. En hirveästi voi olla kunnioittamassa sellaista toimintaa, ainakaan enempää kuin on pakko.

Oikeastaan jokainen luonnonmukainen puisto ja metsä on vääryyden, kivun, pelon ja stressin tyyssija… Mikä luonnonmukaisuudessa on hyvää, kaunista ja kannatettavaa?

PS.
Kirjoittaja tykkää leikkiä sanoilla ja ajatuksilla. Yksi ajoittaisista paheista on kyseenalaistaa asioita, sekä käännellä niitä nurinkurin samalla kysymyksiä esittäen. Älä lue niin vakavasti.

-mikko

Puolipukeinen pupu pellolla. Kohta on vaihdettu kesäpukuun.

Selkälokit pesäkivellään odottelevat jäiden lähtöä.

Punakylkirastas melkein onnistui muuttumaan näkymättömäksi. Viskoi nokallaan syksyn lehtiä, jotain sieltä löysi aamupalaksi. Oli niin keskittynyt puuhaansa, että pääsin noin kolmen metrin päähän ihmettelemään.

Ei ollenkaan pöllömmän näköinen tuo minun vappuheila…

Nokisen telkät taas, yksi monista pareista, sinkkujakin oli tyrkyllä runsaasti.

…Nonsense? (:

woo!

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Sa-mi traiesti, sa-mi cresti, la fel de frumoasa ochilor mei, la fel de scumpa sufletului meu si la fel de frumos mirositoare amusinarilor mele. Eu te iubesc. Si asta-ti e cadoul. Dansul si masa…in vara!

Dear Sir or Madam:

I recently purchased your 6 PowerPoint Suite, “The Graptolites and Vertebrates Lab” for use in my two paleontology labs last Wednesday and Thursday. Well technically, I didn’t really purchase anything, but it was given to me to use, and suffice to say, myself and my students are thoroughly dissatisfied with your product. This letter shall address the fallacies of “Chapter 2: Time to Bone Up on Chordates” in particular, as there is not enough time left in this semester to criticize all 6 chapters.

1. The Title Screen

During lab, I prefer that no one bone up on anything, thank you.

2. Slide 3: Extant Hemichordates

I've seen the Tremors movies too, but you don't see me bragging about it.

3. The massive evolutionary and chronological jump between slides 12 and 13

In slide 12, you describe the transition from fish in the sea to amphibians on land, during the early Paleozoic:Then in slide 13, you describe the transition from ungulate mammals on the land to whales in the sea, during the Cenozoic:

So what about the vast millions of years in between, hm? You know, if you really had wanted to demonstrate a return to the seas right after a slide showing liberation from the seas, you could have just as well described how plesiosaurs, ichthyosaurs, and other aquatic reptiles returned to the seas from their land-dwelling reptilian ancestors in the Mesozoic. Or did we forget all about the Loch Ness Monster?

4. Slide 14: “Problems”

Are you asking us or telling us? Oh, my students found plenty of problems with this. Their notes speak for themselves, and certainly speak for us all:

Perhaps an appropriate caption as supplied on the original website from whence this diagram came would have cleared up these issues. You will notice that the original website neither asks nor tells us of dead whale-related (footnote 4) problems.

In summary, Boning Up on Chordates was an unsettling experience for all. I’m pretty sure it at least mildly traumatized my students, and I disapprove, for traumatizing my students is MY job (rule 13). As a result, I would not buy the product again, or basically, I would not buy it in the first place.

With muted rage,

Professor Havoc

I cannot believe this bullshit.

Usually I have to warn the students against breaking Rule 7. But the random powerpoint file I am given to teach with? I have never heard of such goings-on, until this evening:

Havoc: *click*.. and then there’s this. This looks like it’s from Hollywood, does anyone know what this is from?

Random Student: Jurassic Park.

Havoc: SERIOUSLY? (footnote 10)

Random Students: Yeah.

Havoc: *steps towards projection screen* what the f- *steps towards computer monitor* the goddamn- …… – alright fuck it, I’m not dealing with this. *click*

Thank goodness the next slide was just a 1970s drawing of two Brachiosauri dwelling in a very deep lake – way more accurate (footnote 11).

Inspired by Chirag , Enchanted , IHM , Solilo and lot more…here is my 55 words of fiction

the most precious gift of my life..my darling baby is here in my arms….i m feeling honoured to be a proud mom of pupu

Ah…he is crying…mob is ringing….food is half prepared and hubby is abt to come…door bell rang. ..being new mom dont know how to handle this situation

idea struck mind and i just put back pupu inside my belly…

Will complete my work and pull him out again…

More about 55 word tag origin

This transpired upon my entering a Bath and Body Works store in the mall today:

Havoc: *walks in and picks up a tester bottle of the new Butterfly Flower fragranced lotion*

B&BW Salesman: “Hello, have you tried our new Butterfly Flower fragrance?”

Havoc: “……” *manages to open the bottle and takes a whiff* “I don’t like it.” *puts bottle down*

Salesman: “um, well that’s ok, not every scent is for every person……”

That’s right, I pupu’d the new Bath and Body Works fragrance right to the nice salesman there. However, for once I wasn’t even trying to antagonize him, I just apparently had a random outburst of candor (rule 35). He took it pretty well though, so well in fact that when I left Bath and Body Works and went into Deb where I was surrounded by ugly-assed skinny leg jeans, I almost went back over to Bath and Body Works just to tell him that I didn’t like the jeans in Deb either.

Dupa o discutie ce se vroia a fi serioasa cu fratele cel mare (nu ca ar exista si unul “cel mic”) am ajuns sa imi pun la indoiala propria viziune despre MINE. Eu, care ma credeam o mica luptatoare, persoana cu intelect, tupeu si atitudine. Vine asta mare si-mi spune cum ca fac parte dintr-o familie de artisti. Adica varul Barbone stie sa faca ceramica, desene gigantesti, si mozaicuri mii, el este mare cantaret si stie sa manuiasca cu gratie si aproape perfect bass-ul si pianul. Coca are talentul de a fi o mama excelenta si da dovada de maiestrie in a jongla cu bugetul lunar destul de scazut. Tata a fost alpinist, campion national si chiar european daca ar fi sa judecam dupa bucatile de hartie decupate din ziarele nemtesti ale vremii. Verisoara din State a terminat super Universitatea de Drept si are functie inalta in administratia Obama. Al ei frate este mare biochimist.

Iar eu, din cele spuse de Bob am marele talent de a….dormi. Recunosc, au fost perioade in care asta faceam zilnic, cate 16-17 ore pe zi. Nu cred ca m-am saturat, nu as avea cum, e imposibil; somnul e mult prea dulce si lin. L-am abandonat. Din motive ce nu tin neaparat de mine. A trebuit. Si cum somnul in exces a trebuit sa fie inlocuit, am optat pentru lene. Pentru ca asa de bine imi e cand lenevesc. Vin acasa de la munca, scoala sau orice si lenevesc. Nu fac nimic interesant, nimic constructiv. Imi pun fundul pe scaun, scaunul in fata calculatorului si lenevesc. Ma plimb in lumea virtuala, mai invat o chestie utila, mai verific mesaje, interactionez cu lumea. Va stresez cu cate un telefon, n-am chef sa ma misc acolo unde e lume multa si alcool din belsug. Nu-mi mai place sa beau. Si toate astea pana pe la 2 cand ma pun in pat, rontai ceva sarat sau savurez ceva dulce, pun un film, un serial si adorm. Nu dorm niciodata mai mult de 4-5 ore. Nu ma trezesc niciodata din proprie initiativa. Trebuie sa sune tare Du Hast.

In alta ordine de idei, in toata lenea asta, aflu si eu chestii sau imi mai vine cate o idee pseudo-geniala.

• Pupu este la un pas de a se transforma in Poupinou (a se citi “pupinu” de cei ce nu stapanesc limba franceza).
• Pupu a clacat si a fumat. Pariu castigat. Trebuiesc detalii de la Oana sa vad cui dau sticla de Jegermaister.
• Andrei Gheorghe va avea din nou sansa (hahahaha) de a ma duce  pe culmile placerii in fiecare zi de luni pana vineri, intervalul 13-14, Radio Guerrilla. Se va numi partuza pentru ca prezent va fi si Herr Liviu Mihaiu

Questa volta non è un vero e proprio sogno, ma una moltitudine di micro sogni fatti nell’arco della scorsa settimana. Il tema ricorrente è stato: la cacca! Sognata in diversi modi (solida, liquida, verde, gialla), in vari luoghi (lavoro, casa, all’aperto) ed in varie situazioni (vacanza con amici, cena di famiglia, scrivania del lavoro).

Una settimana di merda!

 2/03/09 - 08/03/09

Pupu s-a lasat de fumat.
E de la sine inteles ca voi rade de ea facand pariuri. Inscrierile se fac aici. Un euro pe pariu. Incep eu si ii dau termen limita pana vinerea viitoare cand Oana o va tenta cu un Jegermaister. 1 euro.

PS….cel care o va corupe la tras un fum primeste o sticla de ceva bun.