The boss had a sense of humor. In fact, several of his staffers were diagnosed with bossjokeitis.
8 hours, 5 minutes
They were afraid rigor mortis had set in. But the person had just been watching realty TV and got bored stiff.
1 day, 8 hours
I didn’t follow through with my weight-reducing diet. So, when I get a gut feeling, it’s heavy going.
Customers sometimes become whiners. Because at some restaurants the real waiters are the diners.
2 days, 14 hours
I love my friends. They are all so witty… Houston.
3 days, 1 hour
I’m trying to teach My Faggot how to beg.
Simple, just say “Mistress may I please…” using full sentences, proper grammar and spelling.
Not “pleeeeeeease” not “let me”. Seriously how hard is this?
3 days, 16 hours
The pilot of our airliner took time off to tell us we wouldn’t take off on time.
4 days, 10 hours