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mighty pen

The pen is mightier than the sword. But only if it squirts poisoned  ink.

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investing

When investing, it’s best to remember that money doesn’t grow on trees before going too far out on a limb.

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checks and balances

We have a pretty good system of checks and balances. But sometimes the system that determines where most of the checks go gets out of balance.

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worth talking

A lot of people only use their cell phone when they have something not worth talking about.

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no return

When an acupuncturist tells a patient they’re at the point of no return he means he can’t get one of his needles back out.

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The Last Word on Rick Perry

Governor Perry was indicted the other day and I think that this comment from Jonathan Chait about sums it up

Perry may not be much smarter than a ham sandwich, but he is exactly as guilty as one.

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losing oneself

One guy finally found a hobby he could lose himself in. Now he doesn’t know who he is.

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