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rigor mortis

They were afraid rigor mortis had set in. But the person had just been watching realty TV and got bored stiff.

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gut feeling

I didn’t follow through with my weight-reducing diet. So, when I get a gut feeling, it’s heavy going.

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real waiters

Customers sometimes become whiners. Because at some restaurants the real waiters are the diners.

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Friends

I love my friends. They are all so witty… Houston.

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How to beg

I’m trying to teach My Faggot how to beg.
Simple, just say “Mistress may I please…” using full sentences, proper grammar and spelling.

Not “pleeeeeeease” not “let me”. Seriously how hard is this?

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off time

The pilot of our airliner took time off to tell us we wouldn’t take off on time.

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air time

From time to time, some lucky airliner will be on time.

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