They were afraid rigor mortis had set in. But the person had just been watching realty TV and got bored stiff.
15 hours, 54 minutes
I didn’t follow through with my weight-reducing diet. So, when I get a gut feeling, it’s heavy going.
16 hours, 38 minutes
Customers sometimes become whiners. Because at some restaurants the real waiters are the diners.
1 day, 22 hours
I love my friends. They are all so witty… Houston.
2 days, 9 hours
I’m trying to teach My Faggot how to beg.
Simple, just say “Mistress may I please…” using full sentences, proper grammar and spelling.
Not “pleeeeeeease” not “let me”. Seriously how hard is this?
The pilot of our airliner took time off to tell us we wouldn’t take off on time.
3 days, 18 hours
From time to time, some lucky airliner will be on time.
4 days, 18 hours