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Recruiting Aid

Computer: “Miss Bio, I need your help.”

Miss Bio: “It is The Biographer. And how may I assist you?”

Computer: “I want to do an about page for RB’s blog so that all who visit understand the premise.” 182 more words

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Between the Lines and Back Again

Computer: “RB, I’m submitting your first book to editors for the final polish.”

RB: “Cool!”

Computer: “Attention: You have incoming emails.”

Randy: “Ooooo! Look, RB, you have an email from Molly Keeton. 124 more words

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Ashes to Ashes....

Demon: “We are gathered here today….”

Angel: “Demon, please stop.”

Demon: “To mourn the loss of RB’s phone.”

Randy: “Boohooooooo!

Demon: “Phone lived a good long life….” 122 more words

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Phone Crisis

Angel: “What is going on? RB? Calm down.”

Randy: “Oh, no what happened?”

Demon: “Why the hell is RB making all that damn noise?”

Computer: “RB’s phone has died.” 76 more words

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It Just Stopped!?

RB: “Computer, give me our current status.”

Computer: “Two books written. The first one is being edited and tested for approval. The second is being tested. 162 more words

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Sleepy Synopsis

Computer: “And in summary the main character… RB? Randy? Are you sleeping? ALERT! ALERT!!”

RB: “Huh! What?”

Randy: “No, mommy, I don’t want to go to school.” 153 more words

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Hook, Line, and Stinker

Randy: “Lollipops and cotton candy rock!!! Woohoo!! Yay!”

RB and Computer: “………….”

Randy: “Well? What do you think? Awesome right?”

RB: “That is the hook you wrote to put in my query letters?” 130 more words

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