Err… Um… Ahhh…

Where is the SPCA when you need them?  Or PETA?

I mean come on!

From an article in the Los Angeles Times…

“In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil,” Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital.

Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew “Kiki” Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. “I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in,” he explained. “As usual, Kiki shouted out “Armageddon”, my cue that he’d had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn’t come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him.”At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. “The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski’s hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil’s fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball.”Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

Increíble anécdota sin desperdicio alguno de una pareja de homosexuales, Erik y “Kiki”, donde su “noche amorosa ” no tuvo un final como ellos esperaban. Aquí os dejo la primera parrafada que argumentó Erik Tomaszewski explicando su aventura:

“Introdujimos un tubo de cartón por su recto, y deslicé dentro a Raggot, nuestro hamster. Como siempre, Kiki gritó “¡ARMAGEDÓN!”, en señal de que era suficiente. Intenté recuperar a Raggot, el hamster, pero no podía salir, así que me asomé al tubo y encendí una cerilla, pensando que la luz le atraería”.

El resto de la curiosa historia en este vídeo (sólo audio):

Y mi pregunta es…¿De que calibre puede tener el ojete Kiki? Es increíble que del impacto del ratón se rompa el tabique nasal xD

En fin, yo lo que aún no entiendo es cómo se les ocurrió meterse un hámster en el culo xD

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