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Thursday, January 17, 2013: So this is Sh!ts and Giggles
Dear Babies, One day when you’re a parent, you’ll see these celebrities on the red carpet who either just had a baby and have been a parent for two minutes or have seventeen children adopt… more →
Dear Babies...
Day 125...
wrote 3 days ago: The hell with your spoon! Bot-tle! Bot-tle! Bot-tle! Day 125 in captivity…it’s said that … more →
11 Months + 1 Year
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wrote 3 days ago: I took this picture on May 19th last year, the boys’ 11 month birthday (back when a turn of the cale … more →
Day 124...
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wrote 5 days ago: Like Ivan Drago once said to Rocky, “I will break you” Things are starting to heat up in … more →
Day 123...
wrote 1 week ago: Oh…you’re back…fantastic. On day 123 in captivity I am back at prison camp and hap … more →
Day 120...and 121...and 122
wrote 1 week ago: For the first time since Madge and the Bird have been around I was issued a work release pass to att … more →
Day 119...
wrote 1 week ago: We have found it in our hearts to let you sleep a little extra today mom…now feed us immediate … more →
Day 118...
wrote 1 week ago: Hey Madge…look around…I think we’re the only ones stuck in these ridiculous outfit … more →
In Response To Albert...
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wrote 2 weeks ago: A week or so ago, I came across an article online written by a man who is expecting twins with his w … more →
Day 117...
wrote 2 weeks ago: We couldn’t be more well behaved. Your blog is an insult! On Day 117 in captivity I find mysel … more →
Day 116...
wrote 2 weeks ago: The Birdman is unclear as to why he did not warrant a “4 month” sticker on his belly tod … more →
Day 114...
wrote 2 weeks ago: “Aunt Gina says sometimes a man makes a hat, and sometimes the hat makes the man. I make this … more →
Day 113...
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wrote 3 weeks ago: I’m only wearing this hat because they put it on me while I was sleeping. No one but my father … more →
Day 112...
wrote 3 weeks ago: Fish, fish there’s always one, some long faced sordid son of a gun! There’s always some … more →
Day 111...
wrote 3 weeks ago: Since my wife and I have been hostages of Madge and the Birdman for nearly four months now, we have … more →
Revive..
wrote 4 weeks ago: Yes, I want to revive this space back again. I know I keep saying this, but never get around to doin … more →
Day 106...
wrote 1 month ago: This is a hat the birdman wears to let everyone know he isn’t kidding around… I would wr … more →
Day 105...
wrote 1 month ago: Day 105 in captivity…the hostage takers put on a fireworks display of screaming and crying tod … more →
Day 104...
wrote 1 month ago: Madge and Bird allowed us to take them out of their castle yesterday so they could participate in th … more →
Finding out.
wrote 1 month ago: There has been a bit of a major hiatus since my last post on this blog. Owed much to my incompetence … more →
