It would appear that in the course of packing up all the crap on my main-level floors, I may have tossed Princess Zurg’s lunchbox into one of those cardboard boxes. I don’t remember doing… more →
I am the giraffemadhousewife wrote 8 hours ago: It would appear that in the course of packing up all the crap on my main-level floors, I may have to … more →
madhousewife wrote 1 week ago: Over the weekend I wrote a lengthy political blog that was neither incendiary nor overly sarcastic. … more →
madhousewife wrote 1 month ago: I found a spoon in my washing machine yesterday. Yes, amigos, I am laundering the flatware now. Im … more →
madhousewife wrote 2 months ago: “The Best Health Care Plan: God’s Grace” What does that even mean? If you die, a … more →
madhousewife wrote 2 months ago: Today I was driving down the street and noticed an older gentleman walking on the sidewalk. He had … more →
madhousewife wrote 2 months ago: I am wondering how so many people manage to accidentally “reply to all” when they really … more →
madhousewife wrote 2 months ago: How do you pronounce “Cuchulain”? When I took my mythology course as an undergraduate, I … more →
madhousewife wrote 3 months ago: There’s an old Conan O’Brien “Celebrity Secrets” bit with John McCain (the r … more →
madhousewife wrote 3 months ago: So I’m back, but I don’t have time to post about my vacation right now. Because I shoul … more →
madhousewife wrote 4 months ago: So I started using Twitter in earnest a couple weeks ago. By “in earnest” I mean … more →
madhousewife wrote 4 months ago: 1. Thanks for all your comments on the tell-me-about-yourself post yesterday. I read and enjoyed e … more →
madhousewife wrote 4 months ago: After last night’s post, I feel a strong need to change the tone, and yet I have nothing to sa … more →
madhousewife wrote 5 months ago: I can’t close my eyes and make it go away The other day I started catching up on the news, whi … more →
madhousewife wrote 5 months ago: * My husband offered to make me a grape soda float the other day. I thought he wasn’t serious … more →
madhousewife wrote 6 months ago: 1. For some reason I was thinking about Sinead O’Connor the other day. Maybe I heard a Sinea … more →
madhousewife wrote 7 months ago: 1. I stayed up way too late on Friday night, and then when I went to bed, Girlfriend started waking … more →
madhousewife wrote 7 months ago: Have you ever seen that episode of Scrubs where Turk asks Carla what’s bothering her, and she … more →
madhousewife wrote 7 months ago: * If I wrote an advice column, I would probably have to call it “You Are an Idiot!” or … more →
madhousewife wrote 9 months ago: But I have nothing to say. I’m really super-tired, and I have to get my pirate on for when Su … more →