This is how I spent the first 8 hours of my day. Woke up at 11 ayem after a riotous night at the lamest hardcore show the world has yet witnessed. Hipster-core. Round on the edges. Child-proof. Decide… more →
What a Lovely Recessionjff wrote 1 month ago: This is how I spent the first 8 hours of my day. Woke up at 11 ayem after a riotous night at the lam … more →
jff wrote 1 month ago: A first date with someone is a perfect analogue for a job interview. After all, we have two parties … more →
jff wrote 2 months ago: Face it. You just don’t know what to say. Someone’s lost something. You want to buck the … more →
jff wrote 2 months ago: If you live in New York City, then you know mayoral elections are around the corner. And, likely, yo … more →
jff wrote 2 months ago: A word of advice to any of you nearing thirty and still single: Shoot yourself. Hit the Big 3-0 firs … more →
jff wrote 2 months ago: I am the thing that non-smoking fanatics hate most: An ex-smoking “day-walker.” I stoppe … more →
jff wrote 2 months ago: A few observations from recent days: 1. Time was, an unemployed young fella’ could roll into h … more →
jff wrote 3 months ago: It strikes me as ironic that the people most disappointed — and often most surprised — w … more →
jff wrote 4 months ago: Allow me to take a few moments to remark about why i hate the stores our wireless carriers operate ( … more →
temptingthefates wrote 1 year ago: …in which I think the gas station is now advertising fuel at a rate of 41.9 cents per gallon, … more →