Blogs about: Ranting Manatee

My Hair is Magnificent Today!

bohemianmanatee wrote 1 month ago: Greetings fellow humans. So a very magical thing happened to me this morning. You see, I’m qui … more →

Tags: good hair day, Bleeding Eyes, bad hair, magnificent hair, pillows, throw pillows, Soup, Coffee shops

Friggin' Problem Causing Cookies

bohemianmanatee wrote 9 months ago: I like to think I navigate society quite well. I’m a very awkward person, but I’ve learn … more →

Se-manatee-ics

bohemianmanatee wrote 11 months ago: As someone with a boatload of pet peeves, I like to think I’m fairly tolerant of what sets oth … more →

Tags: Douchebag, laundry, Pet Peeves, Iran, EYEran, Earran, monopoly, pronunciation, dialects

Facebooking Manatees are so Formulaic.

bohemianmanatee wrote 11 months ago: A facebook ‘splosion of sorts: … more →

Tags: Vaguebooking, Grammar Nazi, facebook, political guy, formulaic, splosion

Surprise! Everyone Knows You're a Bombastic Douche.

bohemianmanatee wrote 11 months ago: When I was in middle school, I used to think the word “bombastic” was some kind of compl … more →

Tags: Fonz, The Fonz, Fonz Manatee, ELSA, Elsa Bombasterson, bbfb, BBFBs, Worst, bombastic

Just Stand in Line Like a Normal Person. Please.

bohemianmanatee wrote 11 months ago: So the other Friday I was in a mega line to see The AvengersĀ on opening day. I would have gone to th … more →

Tags: Avengers, Common Sense, douchey, Idiots, line, Line Angst, lines, standing in line


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