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The Book Thief - 7/10.

Death tells a story.

The Book Thief is a pretty conventional world war two story in the vein of The boy with the striped pajamas… 189 more words

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Nymphomaniac Vol. I & Nymphomaniac Vol. II 4/10.

Horrible, grim faced woman lowers tone of a nice old gentleman’s house with her vulgar stories.

My first experience of director Lars Von Trier was… 340 more words

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Escape from New York - 7.5/10.

Where to start with this synopsis… Ok so the president of the United States crashes a small airpod type thing into Manhattan which is now a huge penal colony. 228 more words

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22 Jump Street - 7/10.

Jenko and Schmidt return to do… all the same shit they did in the first movie.

22 Jump Street’s ace in the pack is that it pokes fun at itself all the way though. 196 more words

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Galaxy Quest - 7/10.

The cast of a science fiction show find themselves thrust into a real life space war.

Despite have an absolutely terrible poster and title, you can’t argue with the cast in Galaxy Quest: Sigourney Weaver, a suitably depressed and hilarious Alan Rickman, Justin Long, Sam Rockwell and headed up by Tim Allen. 64 more words

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Delivery Man - 7/10

Vince Vaughn discovered he is about to become a father… to 534 children.

That plot sounds like something that Adam Sandler would shit out these days, possibly with him playing about 50 of the children himself. 193 more words

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