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Merry Christmas, Dick!3 comments

Jason Austinite wrote 11 months ago: I’m not a big fan of Christmas.  Sure, I dig it when people give me stuff, but I’m just … more →

Tags: Christmas

The End of The World is Nigh. Nigh, I Say!4 comments

Jason Austinite wrote 1 year ago: When I awoke from deep slumber this morning, it felt like it was going to be just another lazy Sunda … more →

Tags: Guns n Roses, Chinese Democracy, Best Buy, apocalypse

Sometimes the Truth, My Friends, is Stranger Than Fiction2 comments

Jason Austinite wrote 1 year ago: Suppose I was to tell you that there is a train station in Japan that had a stray cat living there.  … more →

Tags: cockring, Monkey, cat, Japan, Tama, Hello Kitty, Super Stationmaster

The Toaster with the Moster!2 comments

Jason Austinite wrote 1 year ago: Journal Entry – 10/6/2008   Not much happened today.  Spent most of the day at work trying to … more →

Tags: dead dog, toaster

The Great Depression II: Depression Harder2 comments

Jason Austinite wrote 1 year ago:        Things are tough all over right now.  Even as I write this post, the global financial markets … more →

Tags: Armageddon, economic bailout plan, Homeless, stock market crash, Subprime Mortgages, The Great Depression

I Can't Quit You, Baby6 comments

Jason Austinite wrote 1 year ago:        I’ve always been really bad at breaking up with people.  It’s just not skill I was born with, … more →

Tags: breakups, Passive-aggressive

The New Notbaio

Jason Austinite wrote 1 year ago:        Greetings, blog readers.  This notice is to inform you that the Department of Blog Protective … more →

Tags: Legal Matters, protective services

Dude, I'm Sorry2 comments

Jason Austinite wrote 1 year ago: I really did start a new job this week that may or may not in some way be related to diapers, so tim … more →

Tags: my stupid job, lazy

The Times They Are A-Changin'5 comments

Jason Austinite wrote 1 year ago:        Sorry for the long break between posts, but I have been extremely busy lately.  I am in the p … more →

Tags: my stupid job, diapers, tampons, Chickens, fashion week

Beijing Baby Brings in Bronze8 comments

Jason Austinite wrote 1 year ago: Beijing, China (AP) – Olympic audiences the world over were stunned today with the bronze meda … more →

Tags: womens gymnastics, Olympics, Cheaters, China, Beijing, Bronze Medal, shawn johnson, Nastia Liukin

Kids These Days...2 comments

Jason Austinite wrote 1 year ago:        It’s been a nice vacation from blog land, but I guess I should write something, huh?  F … more →

Tags: Childhood Memories, pranks, Old Age, flaming bags of poo, ADD, Vehicular Manslaughter, lazy kids

Jury Duty6 comments

Jason Austinite wrote 1 year ago:        A couple of weeks ago, I received my first jury summons.  Nothing says, “Okay, you … more →

Tags: Legal Matters, chimpanzee, Gay Marriage, Jury duty

Beach Bums Bum Rush Brownsville Beaches, Bring Boards3 comments

Jason Austinite wrote 1 year ago: BROWNSVILLE, TX (AP) - As the residents of Brownsville, Texas brace for the arrival of Category 2 Hu … more →

Tags: Surfing, Brownsville, Hurricane Dolly

My Shameful Secret5 comments

Jason Austinite wrote 1 year ago:        I have a confession to make, and it’s something I’ve never shared with anyone.  F … more →

Tags: Miscellaneous, illiteracy, Pussy Wagon, shameful secret

Amazing New Television Show!9 comments

Jason Austinite wrote 1 year ago:        Hey, guys!  I’m so excited right now because I just read this article about an amazing … more →

Tags: Family Guy, Alcoholism, Frasier, monkey petting zoo

New Musical Expression

Jason Austinite wrote 1 year ago:        I don’t know if anyone cares, but I thought I’d mention this here.  A friend appr … more →

Tags: Music Blog, Austin

Lesbos sue lesbians3 comments

Jason Austinite wrote 1 year ago:   Campaigners on the Greek island of Lesbos are to go to court in an attempt to stop a gay rights or … more →

Tags: Lawsuit, lesbians, gaymazing

Mel Gibson was right. He tried to tell us, but we didn't listen!!3 comments

Jason Austinite wrote 1 year ago:        So I was taking a walk around the neighborhood earlier today (my car is in the shop, so I was … more →

Tags: Miscellaneous, mel gibson, Road Warrior, Gasoline Prices, post-apocalyptic nightmare

Own a Piece of Shit... I Mean, A Piece of Musical History!4 comments

Jason Austinite wrote 1 year ago: Ladies and gentlemen of the intarwebs, you have only just under two days left to try your hand at a … more →

Tags: boy bands, Lou Pearlman, pedophile


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