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Donald Rumsfeld downplays CIA torture report: “I was rectally hydrated, it’s not that bad!”

WASHINGTON, DC- Yesterday, Senator Dianne Feinstein released a 480-page report detailing CIA torture techniques, including waterboarding, sleep deprivation, and rectal rehydration.

We caught up with Donald Rumsfeld at a local elite tennis club in Washington, DC where he and his wife were playing a doubles match with their neighbors. 193 more words

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Having a fistula is a private problem. A private problem that effects so many different parts of my public life that it’s hard to keep private. 420 more words

Anthropomorphic Cuteness Part VI: Rectum! Testicle! GUTS!

I WANT THESE! These adorable anthropomorphic organs can be bought from this website: I Heart Guts! :-)

The rectum is quite cute. (Rectum? It nearly killed him! 98 more words

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Police: Student Placed Air Hose In Classmate's Rectum

COLDWATER, Ohio (CBS Cleveland) – Police are investigating an incident in which a high school student was injured by an air hose during shop class last week. 96 more words

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