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Dead Man's Chest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, ah wine!

This wine, in fact ——–>

I put yesterday’s theory to the test and had a bottle of wine with lunch, then after lunch and for afternoon tea. 579 more words


Foreign Body in Rectum (a public service post)

Once again some unfortunate person who lives in Bighospitalburgh has stuck something up their bum and had the misfortune to either through bad luck or excitement, lose their grip on the item (in this case a carrot in a condom) and have it disappear beyond the reach of their frantic fingers. 1,007 more words