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Not A Redneck Joke

  Two weeks ago, I uttered the sentence: “I’m sorry we couldn’t make it to the tractor pull. We had to move chickens.” Yes. Really.

My children have to pick potato beetles from the potato plants every morning before they can play, and some days we see more tractors and four wheelers on our road than cars. 221 more words

Just Life


We like to Redneck-inize some of the most ridiculous things that some of our listeners do and then rate them based on how Redneck they are! 144 more words


I could have gotten cum drunk

This is what I mean when I say Trouble has zero class, not even in his pinky finger. His “sexting” usually consisted of something like “i want to fuck you in your pussy” or something equally as unsexy. 72 more words


Hinds feet on High Places

There is something to the echoing sound
Of birds song resounding off
Encircling wilderness branches
That sets my soul to roost
High above the fallen decaying leaves… 87 more words


Sex with a racist redneck

The very last time I had sex with Trouble came when I was pet sitting for a friend and invited him over. The first thing appearance-wise that I did not find attractive was his Barney purple muscle shirt. 351 more words


If you...

…are willing to take an oath that you have NEVER rolled double sixes – except from THE BAR!! You might be a backgammon player.

…have ever thrown the dice into a hotel bathroom from across the room during a full consulting chouette.   216 more words

Redneck Olympics kick-off Friday

SAVANNAH, Ga. – “Hey Bubba, watch this…” The 3rd Annual Redneck Olympics is this Friday, July 25th rain or shine! It’s an evening full of your favorite backyard games with a twist and all for a good cause. 60 more words