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Oh, will.you.is.so.crazy!

I really think there needs to be a Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode for the Superbowl Halftime show. Who wants to help? Come on. I know a lot of you are Tom Servos in disguise. “Wait…d… more →

Predisastered

Oh, will.you.is.so.crazy! — 4 comments

KK wrote 2 years ago: I really think there needs to be a Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode for the Superbowl Halftime s … more →

Tags: The Silly String, Will I Am, mazel tov, superbowl black eyed peas, fergie superbowl, beyond the cowboy-dome, Meow

When banality collides: Kings of Leon vs. Glee — 8 comments

KK wrote 2 years ago: This morning’s world news: Egypt continues tripping all over itself in dangerous crisis. Over … more →

Tags: The Silly String, Ryan Murphy, Nathan Followill, Kings of Leon, Birds with discriminating taste, glee, use somebody, Slash should lay it down for both of these nimrods

Jean Paul [even] Gaudier — 5 comments

KK wrote 2 years ago: Oh, it was pretty bad the first time around, but seeing this outfit again on poor two-year-old Mia f … more →

Tags: disturbathon, The Silly String, Jean Paul Gaultier, toddlers and tiaras, Pageant Moms, this is how therapy begins yippeeeee!

Great Ruth

KK wrote 2 years ago: “So what do you do in here?” “I think about things.” “Which things? … more →

Tags: From the Mixed Up Files of Grandma, DNA Hurricane, Grandma, Fist-Fight, nursing home drama, thanksgiving 2010, that's how we roll mang

Perfect Chemis-what? Oh, pleez, tween book writers! — 2 comments

KK wrote 2 years ago: After dinner, Russell took Bella to the bookstore so she could pick out some new wordy rappinghoods … more →

Tags: DNA Hurricane, The Bell, bella rules, Gag, perfect chemistry, stereotyping characters into the lowest common denomina, Vomit

What happens at the prayer pole stays at the prayer pole, right? — 3 comments

KK wrote 2 years ago: My kid goes to public school. We pay fifty gazillion dollars a year in property taxes, so it’s … more →

Tags: Jesus and L. Ron Hubbard and Buddha walk into a bar..., So the other day Jesus, L. Ron Hubbard, and Buddha walk, Darwin, Jesus, prayer in school, flagpole prayer, fundamentalist prayer kids, how do you know when it's time for private school?, prayer in school texas

Get the frac off my lawn, Gashole! — 14 comments

KK wrote 2 years ago: “Mom, there’s a man at the door who says he can make you rich. Can I answer it?” I … more →

Tags: political schmolitical, Chesapeake Energy, dick cheney's gashole army, earthquakes in texas, frac drilling, Gasland, greed gets 'em every time, hydraulic fracturing, natural gas drilling

Never Mind the Dog Bollocks! — 2 comments

KK wrote 2 years ago: I’ve arrived at a domestic intersection in my life where I enjoy doing stuff that would’ … more →

Tags: art hag, punk's not dead, how to make your dog incredibly uncomfortable 101, punk rock bargain shoppers! kristan austin

Dammit, Facebook! You're not helping.

KK wrote 2 years ago: Aw, c’mon. Lil Wayne has nearly eleven million Facebook fans. Barack is beating him by two mil … more →

Tags: political schmolitical, The Silly String, Barack Obama, Dude Seriously, lil wayne, the superbowl shuffle, facebook, Like Button, neil degrasse tyson

Blood [pouring from my ears] on the Dance Floor — 50 comments

KK wrote 2 years ago: Every once in a while an artist so terrible, so horrifying, so unbelievably untalented emerges. Ordi … more →

Tags: art hag, Blood on the dance floor, BOTDF, Child Predator, Dahvie Vanity, dahvie vanity rape accusation, dahvie vanity's rape arrest, terrible freaking music by keebler elves, ya done goofed

No, I didn't want free checking with my metal, thank you. — 2 comments

KK wrote 2 years ago: “When your Uncle John and I were small children, Mother used to give us each a quarter to ride … more →

Tags: art hag, Beloved, From the Mixed Up Files of Grandma, Meet My Mother, museum day, people i'd call at three am, The Bell, Bank of America, BOA

Rock stars for scientists, please? — 1 comment

KK wrote 3 years ago: There’s a gal named Sally Ride. She was a hero of mine. Still is, sorta. Month before last, Ru … more →

Tags: Jesus and L. Ron Hubbard and Buddha walk into a bar..., So the other day Jesus, L. Ron Hubbard, and Buddha walk, Slayer, Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson, Dr. Sally Ride, sally ride, Astronaut Sally Ride, physicists, Scientists

Kanye, please. — 1 comment

KK wrote 3 years ago: Last night, my eleven year-old daughter frantically yelled, “Mom! MOM! Did you see what just h … more →

Tags: The Silly String, tween, Bella, Beyonce, Kanye West, vma, Taylor Swift, vma 2009, mtv

Dan Deacon and the Temple of Dayum — 2 comments

KK wrote 4 years ago:   Dan Deacon (on screen) with Teeth Mountain This is about Dan Deacon. But, first, you have to meet … more →

Tags: people i'd call at three am, museum day, art hag, the Modern Art Museum, sam forest ward, Fort Worth, Dan Deacon, Teeth Mountain, Relay Race

1987 Debunked by Its Own Panflute Playing Monkey — 8 comments

KK wrote 4 years ago: Team Awkward   Recently, Bella, along with every other boobie-budding tweenager, has been obsessed w … more →

Tags: art hag, DNA Hurricane, The Bell, 1987, Debussy, Edward and Bella, Family, Goth Phase, Hot Topic

Eduardo's Bidet

KK wrote 4 years ago: “Do you smell cat pee?”  He paused, sniffed the air. “Yeah, I do.”  “I … more →

Tags: The Silly String, Cats, bidet, cat pee, Urine, Fountain, rock fountain, unexpected unpleasantness and blech


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