I heard back tonight from one of the magazines to which I submitted a story back in September. The answer was no, so I’m adding to my collection of rejections. 105 more words
The car is totaled but I left a wrapper on the kitchen counter. e.e. cummings is tired of things that break. Rich colonialists look at… 61 more words
Submitted for your approval, a letter of rejection sent after a resume review step, purportedly from the Cadbury Chocolate Company:
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Dear Mr. X
We regret to inform you that your application for the position of Global Quality Manager has been unsuccessful.