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Kringley, Jingley, Cookies and Trees, Gluttony, Family Gatherings and Obligatory Gifts: sounds like Christmas!2 comments

zoesays wrote 11 months ago: Howdy and Happy Holidays, everyone! It’s been awhile since I’ve written, I’m well … more →

Tags: Relative to NYC, Humor, snowman noose, Christmas, Holiday stress, wrapping, New York post office, Christmas Cookies, fallback gift

Bottom line, these are awesome3 comments

zoesays wrote 1 year ago: After taking a ten day break from posting to the blog, I’m making my efforts to get back in th … more →

Tags: Relative to NYC, autumn, Chocolate Lucky Charms, lancome, mascara, Définicils, L'Extreme, Pure Focus, sephora

Those three little words...

zoesays wrote 1 year ago:      There are three words that comprise an expression that are very near and dear to my heart. Peop … more →

Tags: Relative to NYC, New expressions, I know, right?, New York slang, mean girls, lexicon, Hello Kitty exhaust pipe

Sebastian Maniscalco: stand-up comedian, Italian, funny, metrosexual1 comment

zoesays wrote 1 year ago: On the occasions when I need a break from work but have to remain at my desk, I go on to YouTube to … more →

Tags: Humor, midwestern, Sebastian Maniscalco, Stand Up Comedy, Going Up DVD, Funny, Ellen DeGeneres, Bonnie McFarlane, St. Louis

Candles: The Comeback2 comments

zoesays wrote 1 year ago: Dude figuring out which scent is "his."      The past couple of weekends, I have channel s … more →

Tags: Candles, home fragrance industry, courtesy flush, commercials, scented candles, Glade

The Next Big McThing: McCafe!

zoesays wrote 1 year ago: Well, everyone – it’s here. It’s a little queer. It’s McCafe. McDonald … more →

Tags: OCCURRENCES, mccafe, mcdonalds, starbucks, fast food coffee, Espresso Drinks, big breakfast

Crappy vs. Crappy: a study in cross country flying with Continental and Delta2 comments

zoesays wrote 1 year ago:           I’m not going to bitch and moan about the price of oil in today’s post. But I … more →

Tags: Relative to NYC, OCCURRENCES, airlines, Continental, Delta, JFK, LAX, Newark, Cheapo Airlines

Total rant: to the people at Xerox who make my copier/printer/scanner/fax machine4 comments

zoesays wrote 1 year ago: Super quick and to the point: To the fucktards at Xerox: Who at your company is in charge of the bee … more →

Tags: OCCURRENCES, copier, xerox, office rage, beeping noise that won't shut up

The Psychology of Tuesday1 comment

zoesays wrote 1 year ago: Tuesday is Monday’s younger, bratty brother. It’s not quite as jarring since you know it … more →

Tags: Tuesday, lateness, Punctual, Tuesday sucks, monday sucks, five minutes late

The Great Election of 20082 comments

zoesays wrote 1 year ago: Happy Election Day, everyone!!!! I don’t know about you but this election season has seemed in … more →

Tags: vote, election, 2008, obama, Importance Of Voting, Patriotic, nope to Palin, Shepard Fairey Spoof

Let's focus on what's important: Britney's comeback1 comment

zoesays wrote 1 year ago: There are a handful of things dominating people’s thoughts in America right now, such as the e … more →

Tags: OCCURRENCES, Humor, Britney Spears, comeback, womanizer, Gimme More, Womanizer Video, Lynne Spears, Distraction


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