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Dear Rob,

As I often (read like every other day) do when a picture of you playing the guitar or holding the guitar or really just being in the general vicinity of a musical instrument comes out I have a personal quiet freak out (cause I’m a sucker for a musician, hello!) and then late that night I usually send the link to Kristin (fab friend and forum mod from way back) to have a mutual love fest over. And then lament how pwned we are by you and how much we want to punch you in the face for being that rad. Seriously, it pretty much goes exactly like that every time. From complete ecstasy to rage and annoyance in 5 minutes. Yes, that’s what you do to me.

So last night was no different. Some random picture from Remember Me came out of you holding that guitar and we went into rob-has-a-guitar-lets-freak-moment and then we commenced with the repeated listening of Let Me Sign and Never Think and then Kristin suggested that you should cover some songs and her pick was Work Me by the Black Keys and WOWwowweeewow was she right.  And then I wondered what would I want you to cover since we’re not getting anything new out of you probably for a long time and since you already not at all covered a Dashboard Confessional album what was left?? Considering your unique voice I gotta go with either Elton John My Father’s Gun or  anything by Cat Stevens like The Wind. I’d pretty much die listening to any of those songs being covered by you.

Then I took to Twitter to ask you all what your choices would be and here’s what you said…

Follow the cut to find out your picks…

She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck, thighs like a what what, what, Let me see that thoooong!

You Belong to Me – Bob Dylan or Pale Blue Eyes – Velvet Underground (@_vixb)
Paper Tiger – Spoon (@nopaperkg)
Beside You – Van Morrison (@tj123001)
Straight outta Compton – NWA (@myRobPattinson)
I’ll Make Love to You – Boyz II Men (@_dharv)
Single Ladies - Beyonce (@Celyssa)
Anything by Jeff Buckley except Hallelujah (@apotampkin)
Never Gonna Give You Up – Rick Astley (@BiteMeBaker) we just got Rob-rolled!
Stolen – Dashboard Confessional (@suzspetals) I mean he DOES have a DC covers album! It’s totes possible!
Cold as Ice – Foreigner (for him and Kstew) and Crazy Train – Ozzy Osbourne (for Cathy the Cougar) (@veddersgirl)
The Thong Song – Sisqo (@rizzoyzuko)

I’d personally pay to see you drunk karaoke The Thong Song or I’ll Make Love to You. For realz. And then I’d laugh, really hard.

XO,
Themoonisdown

So in your dream fantasy what song would Rob cover? Would you rather Rob have been a musician or an actor? Can we have both?

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Reminder and Radness:

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Before we kick off the Taylor Lautner birthday celebrations tomorrow, there is a lot of other Twi-related news we should catch up on. Maybe we’ll write a full post about some of those things but for now let’s keep it short. So here we go! Twi-news in no particular order since I forgot which ones came in first… Yeah, bad of me. I know. But to be honest I don’t care. Perhaps I’ve been just too busy flipping through my Eclipse booklet trying to pretend it was a trailer

Kellan models for Calvin Klein and looks HOT! He has someone some weird assistant spraying him a fake tan, then gives an interview where he talks underwear and which makes me think “This is wrong in so many kind of ways…” But well, I don’t care cause those pics are smokin! Okay, except the one where he makes this strange pose on the floor. Plus I don’t understand why they chose a pic where he covers his face. Nevertheless I’m SO down with sexy shirtless guys and their awesome abs!

Talking about shirtless guys with abs, Taylor and Kellan participate in the Beach Bowl event and look once again pretty good. The pics make me wonder if anyone in Taylor’s team beside himself ever touched that football though. Honestly, this guy is kinda crazy! In every single picture he is either running around at lightning speed, flying / falling through the air to catch the ball and we even got a pic of him lying on the sand that kinda reminds me of a turtle… Just saying. Uhm, and yeah, Kellan was there too and stood around with two hot chicks and I GUESS he played as well but I might have been a bit distracted…

Rob showed up in London with his best friend Tom Sturridge (lovingly called TomStu) and bought like 20 socks and 10 pairs of underpants (for even more good times pronounce this in the original Robert Pattinson way just like he did on the Twilight commentary). Apparently Rob got rid of his beard and the mountain hobo look. Well, at least the “mountain”… He still kinda reminds me of a hobo. Plus he and TomStu sport the same beanie which earns them the title “Beanie Twins”. The fans go crazy, download all the pictures and then start hating on the stalkerazzi for being so intrusive. Half an hour later I promise to turn those “evil pics” into a lovely little Valentine’s photo love story. So watch out, cause I’m intending to keep that promise

To distract us from the Beanie Twins and probably from work as well, some super hot Spaghetti Shower / Bedroom Remember Me stills are released. And yes, they made me swoon over Rob once more. Sexy all the way!

Okay, now I guess I’ve lost you for the rest of the day. Cause you’ll probably be swooning over those schmexy Rob pics for the rest of the day. Which is completely fine by me.

a

Off to prepare “Taylor day” tomorrow here on HTD

Saveyoursoul

a

Wow, after we hab basically NOTHING to talk about for so long, there was quite a lot going on in the last few days! Did I miss anything? I mean besides the Runaways poster… Sorry, I’m just not that big a fan of La Stew Like the pics I posted? Excited for my Rob and TomStu photo love story? Cause I am… Leave a comment or e-mail us!

(video: YouTube; images: Twifans, Twicrackaddict)

Who knew in 2 days that so much really great stuff would come out? Other than MsJBell who is like a magical Rob psychic (srsly, follow her on Twitter and you will see), I was first shocked, then excited, then dead, then I blogged (cause that’s what I do).

What all has come out since Monday? Let’s rewind and relive this Rob smorgasbord again!

Monday morning… MTV drops these on our doorsteps!

Anytime Wet Rob comes out, my whole world stops... no matter how dirty the bathroom wall is!

Rob in the bed, with his matching pillow! And what appears to be a half-naked Emilie... saucy!

And later that morning, Summit decided they can’t out do themselves, so finally, FINALLY, they released 2 Eclipse stills!

WAAAAAAY More… After the jump!

Who loves the devilish grin?! Me, me, ME!

Sooooo... not the most flattering angle for Rob. Yikes. Here's hoping this isn't the only leg hitch in the movie!

Then, you know, cause it all goes on and over lunch (yes, lunch… the day was not even half over yet!) we got a Rob spotting!!!

Rob is stalking up on new manties and Tom is planning to start a scrap book! The bromance lives!!!

THEN, someone was like, “Hey! Eclipse is gonna have to do better then that to beat out Remember Me!” Sooooo….

Oh... so serious. Seriously HAWT! Damn!

Smile Emilie!! You are about to make out with him. Hell, I'm smiling for you.

That's a bit better. You go on and initiate that business!! Lucky girl. And Rob, with the eyes closed, going in for the kill... yep, I'm dead.

Finally, we all got to go to bed and have the sweetest (and slightly dirty, well, if you call sex in the shower dirty) dreams. Tuesday starts out not as strong, with the unveiling of the Remember Me site. While there isn’t anything new yet, at least we all know it’s there and we can patiently wait. ::taps foot::

Tuesday effectively jumped up there in awesomeness compared to Tuesday when the first Remember Me television spot was released, which included some new footage… and that footage was HOT!

Why hello there makey-out times and shoulder carry?!? Need those in GIFs? Uh, I do… thank you AdoringRPattz!

And finally, wrapping up an AMAZING 2 days that I can only hope will continue into the rest of the week… Rob talking about Emilie. “Wow! She’s got balls!”

I think I need a nap! Thank you to Robsessed for being super awesome and just existing, cause honestly, I would not have remembered what all happened the past 2 days without those ladies!

What do you think? Guesses on what we’ll see next?!?

Excellent eye candy from RPattzlover

Remember (haha) when you were a kid on those long car trips.. That’s what I feel like. I feel like a little kid waiting for Christmas or something. *whining* “are we therrrre yet?” at the same time I feel like I am getting ready to go on a hot date.  Like I need to shave my legs, wax my eyebrows, go to the gym more. The whole nine yards.

In essence of preparations to be had of coming closer to the end of the long hard (twss) haul.  Especially, after these past few months the arid, dry, practically nonexistent Robless air has been choking me with long awaited salivation over my dependency to this (addictively) soothing holistic medication..

So, I prepared this post of loveliness for us to feast our eyes on in readiness for his impending return to the big screen and, an addition to the characters he shares with us that we can file away in our minds for future use.. Whooahahahahahaaa.  Ohhhh, Tybert the things you offer for my mind to utilize..

Now to start off the drooling I have chosen some of my verrrry verrrry favorites from DreamySim1 who as many of you know does unbelievable work. I doubt I have ever found one of her creations I didn’t like. She has lots more so definitely click on her name above or at the bottom and see the rest of the deliciousness she has to offer.

Now, as we know there was an incredible deluge of stills while I was in preparation of this blog post and, not to completely fill up this post with pics? Is that a bad thing?  but, it is supposed to be a little bit of a field day.. after all we are celebrating the encroaching nearness of Rob here.. What is better than that??!

Mayyybeee Wet Rob…. and, that’s it.. : )

Sources:

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Here’s another sneak peak for Rob Pattinson’s ‘Remember Me’. I guess we really are in full PR mode now. Keep it coming!! This sneak peak is steamy! Ooh la la! You don’t have to be vampire to be sexy.

ps. Don’t forget… Friday, March 12th. Mark your calendars. Write it down. Take a picture. You will NOT want to miss it!

‘The Twilight Saga’ star Robert Pattinson gets romantic in his new movie ‘Remember Me,’ and he’s talking to ET about his first impression of sexy co-star Emilie De Ravin!

“I was shooting the end of one of the ‘Twilight’ movies, ‘New Moon,’ in Italy and we were going through casting for ['Remember Me'],” he explains. “The director said, ‘I think I found this girl I think you’ll find quite interesting,’ and sent me this e-mail with her audition tape.

“My Internet connection was so slow that I could only get the beginning, which was her messing up for about 35 seconds,” continues Robert. “She was really funny, you know, messing up and kind of quite charismatic — but I didn’t know that she was messing up at the time, I thought she was actually doing the scene and kind of just improvising with it and just making it up.”

In theaters March 12, ‘Remember Me’ follows Robert as he struggles to win the attention and respect of his father (played by Pierce Brosnan) and falls headlong into a romantic affair with an extraordinary, eccentric girl, played by Emilie.

Tune into ET Wednesday night for a first-look clip from the movie!

ETonline.com via Pattinsonlife

Wow, he’s really photogenic. These pictures are great.

Thanks to CandyKizzeS24

It’s a new clip for Remember Me…*drools*

sheeka54 livejournal from Pattinsonlife also RPLife Blog

This time he sleeps and takes showers lol

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This is why it’s worth living in the New York City!

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Dear LTT-ers,

There’s lots of crap happening in the Twidom that probably should be mentioned but we don’t have time to write entire letters about… so it’s time for another news dump…

• Dear Kristen is that a… uh… “cold sore?” You, uh, might wanna get that checked out

• Should we start taking bets now on how long it takes before Ashley asks Tom Felton to show her his “vanishing cabinet?”

Why am I playing this American sport called football? Cause I'm CHUCK BASS!

• Remember when we talked about the Celebrity Beach Bowl? Sadly, they were NOT shirtless but Taylor sure wore some gloves. And I gotta ask, is this kid SERIOUS?! Look at the pictures of him running, jumping, lunging, diving. WTF? Did anyone else on the team do any work?

And then later…

• Really guys, you’re fighting over an introduction to Hilary Swank? She would probably knock you both out for being such pansies and not taking a picture with each other

Kellan talks about the support Calvin Kleins give him as well as the fact they “hold him together.” This should make me feel weird, right?

Follow the cut for some more news like dry humps in the meadow

• I have a feeling Rob Lowe’s wife is an LTT/LTR girl… she sounds like good people and just MAYBE Team Jacob!

Wanna see Celebrities play football? Yea me neither… but Taylor’s running around like a crazy person

• Forget that meadow chest hump, we got a new still from Remember Me and it’s the hallowed SPAGHETTI SHOWER scene!! Seriously, this is hotter than any #leghitch will ever be. I kid you not

• Either this scene is really moving or Jackson is being choked out by that fur collar

So that’s the news for today! What did we miss, did you watch Taylor and Kellan play football? Do you feel weird watching Kellan dancing around in his man-ties?

Nothing gets between me and my Kellans… I mean Calvins,
Themoonisdown

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