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What a Deal!

Louise wrote 7 months ago: The prix fixe menu: Pay twenty-five dollars for Three courses of hate … more →

The Arena

Louise wrote 1 year ago: Doors open for brunch; I’m a gladiator who Awaits the lions … more →

The Customer's Sentence

Louise wrote 1 year ago: We will offer you Bread and water while you wait Just like in prison … more →

Shaker

Louise wrote 2 years ago: Those who fear their food Has been sneezed on should worry About their pepper  … more →

Tags: Vittles

Comfortable

Louise wrote 2 years ago: Much like a new pair Of shoes, new customers need To be broken in … more →

Rascally

Louise wrote 2 years ago: Perhaps the worst mint To find in a restaurant Is a vile varmint … more →

Traitor

Louise wrote 2 years ago: I’ve been betrayed by The Eggs Benedict Arnold Oh, food poisoning … more →

Raw Deal

Louise wrote 3 years ago: This restaurant is The living dead that’s going To make a return … more →

Run-Down Recess

Louise wrote 3 years ago: I don’t feel like Hell I feel like what Hell beat up For its lunch money … more →

Tags: The Sleep Clinic

Miracle Worker

Louise wrote 3 years ago: Customer ordered Hardboiled eggs in their shells But without their yolks … more →

Tags: Vittles

Theft Under $5000

Louise wrote 3 years ago: Is the value of Theft calculated before Or after the tax? … more →

Deep Fried Evil

Louise wrote 3 years ago: The most sinister Meal at the artists’ cafe? Hellibut and chips … more →

Tags: Fun With Words., Vittles

Invasion1 comment

Louise wrote 3 years ago: Before my morning Coffee customers look like Barbarian hordes … more →

Ruling The Prep Work Domain

Louise wrote 3 years ago: I am the potato Queen The honour includes a crown Made of curly fries … more →

Tags: Vittles

Bento Palette3 comments

Louise wrote 3 years ago: The most popular Meal at the artists’ cafe Is Tempera Shrimp - for bloglily … more →

Tags: Fun With Words.

Served With Toast4 comments

Louise wrote 3 years ago: The breakfast special At the artists' cafe is Cheesy Scribbled Eggs … more →

Tags: Fun With Words.

Limited Service

Louise wrote 3 years ago: Waitressing triage: Prioritize customers According to need … more →

Restaurant Pond3 comments

Louise wrote 3 years ago: To not annoy the Hoi polloi they can enjoy Koi in the lobby … more →

Tags: Fun With Words., Magnificent Beasts

Basic Thermodynamics

Louise wrote 3 years ago: Hot plus cold coffee Does not equal hot coffee It’s tepid coffee … more →


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